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maester xehanort is riku's dad



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why??

+both from destiny islands
+look similar
+both obsessed w/ seeing other worlds
+darkness
+both keyblade masters
+perhaps xehanort's heartless took control of riku because he wanted to be reunited w/ his son once again even though they were both engulfed in darkness

the only flaw w/ this theory is that master xehanort is like 60 but who knows maybe he's a very promiscuous old goat in fact scratch that he IS a very promiscuous old goat

try to refute it however unsuccessful you may be
 

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oh my god he so clever

he got to see his son without paying child support for him, omg you are better than grass
 

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also when terra's on destiny islands talking to riku he sees a vision of a young guy who looks exactly like riku from the baack looking across the ocean JUST LIKE RIKU DID IN KH1. and then this young guy MORPHS mentally into green day/kh2 riku so it's symbolic of "like father/like son"
 
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Even if this is a toke jopic.

try to refute it however unsuccessful you may be

Xehanort left the islands young.
Let's say, at the very latest, thirty.

In BbS, Xehanort is, at the earliest, sixty and Riku is five.
Someone made woopie to Riku's mom about six years before BbS, when MX left at least thirty years ago.

Grandfather, sure, father, no.
 

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Even if this is a toke jopic.



Xehanort left the islands young.
Let's say, at the very latest, thirty.

In BbS, Xehanort is, at the earliest, sixty and Riku is five.
Someone made woopie to Riku's mom about six years before BbS, when MX left at least thirty years ago.

Grandfather, sure, father, no.

maybe he made whoopy whoop with some lady at like radient garden or something and that lady moved to destiny islands KAIRI'S GRANDMA PERHAPS ?!!

and for all we know master xehanort could be like 40 maybe he just ages quickly like solid snake i wouldnt put anything past nomura-dono
 
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but.... thats not even relevant. this is kingdom hearts most things can happen even weird stuff.

Babies coming out of dicks.
Oh wait.

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