WHO ELSE BUT QUAGMIRE?
Who else but Xemnas?!?!
He's Xemnas! Xemnas!
You never really know which heart he's gonna steal next!
He's Xemnas! Xemnas!
It's been a long time... SINCE WE LAST HAD SEX!
He's Xemnas! Xemnas!
Aqua's the only one I do!
Aqua: ...Xemmy, please don't compare yourself to that perv.
Xemnas: I'm the Superior here... I'll do what I want!
Aqua (angered): Oh really?
Xemnas (fearful): Now hold on, Aqua... I wasn't undermining your authority.
Aqua: Sorry, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
(Soon enough, Xemnas is tied to their bed)
Xemnas: THIS is your punishment?
Aqua: No... the punishment is I haven't shaved anything for a month.
Xemnas: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
(Aqua throws off her top)
Xemnas: ...on second thought, I like hedgehogs.
I don't know WHAT I am anymore. All I know is I can now close my own thread, but not other people's, so I guess it's a perk of being a member with a high post count.