10,000 Things You Should Never Do at School

[khlover7]

Title says it all.

The limit is three stuff.
gogogogogogogogo!

1. Go to Sex Ed and ask for HW
2. Put your finger in the automatic pencil sharpener

 

[αsiя]

3.Look under your 86 year old history teacher's skirt

 

[khlover7]

4.Snort eraser dust
5.Pee in the water fountain

 

[Esso]

6. Pee in class
7. Throw a pie at your teacher

 

[Firo]

8. Shoot people.

 

[Roa]

9) Sing hannah montana's songs, but with different lyrics (Nobody's worth it, I don't have to work it, again and again till I rule the world) my classmates would murder me.
10) (From my own experience) NEVER EVER play forgien music, my classmates were TICKED.
10) Tell your langauge teacher's she's stupid for reading twilight first, over harry potter.

 

[KeybladeLegacy5]

12) Flash/Moon the teacher
13) Go in the wrong bathroom

 

[Urbane]

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[khlover7]

15. Peek in the girls/boys locker room
16.Steal your teacher's lunchbox and throw it in the toilet [this happened to a friend XD]
17.Teach your class about hentai

 

[KeybladeLegacy5]

18. Get caught bypassing the blocks on school computers
19. Pants a kid all the way in front of the PE teacher

 

[khlover7]

20. Start a rumor that your teacher's gay
21. Teach little kids army skills

 

[KeybladeLegacy5]

22. Teach little kids sex ed

 

[khlover7]

23. Tell the cafeteria ladies that dirt taste better than the food
24. Send a virus to the principal's computer

 

[KeybladeLegacy5]

25. Tell the Lunch ladies that the food tastes good
26. Tell the teacher she needs a make over

 

[khlover7]

27. Tell your friends that you have no friends
28. Fill the principals office with jello

 

[testify]

29) Fill a cup with piss and offer it to your teacher (my class actually did this)

 

[MangaCrazy101]

30) my cuz class did this- When disecting sheeps kidneys dont put them in condoms and throw them at the teacher xD
31) Have a quickie behind the toilet blocks.

 

[testify]

32) Throw up during class, seriously, don't its fucking gross

 

[ReverseUnversed]

33) Pick up a machine gun and blow away the library
34) Sing a Jonas Brothers song in front of your friends
35) Smash a trashcan over a fiend (Seriously. I did it in a fit of rage last year)

 

[Danica Syer]

36) Try to jump out of the gazebo and say, "I'm flying I'm flying." (cuz my alumni HS has a gazebo in the back)
37) Go to the bathroom in the lockerbanks (somebody actually did this at my HS)
38) Start bawling when your classmates don't throw you the frisbee and your just standing there, looking like an idiot (lol).