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[Muke]

Where is Muke?

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Because they like how we taste. Oh, and it's all just a facade -- they hate us like ass.

Why am I so in love with my PS4 right now?

 

[BlackOsprey]

Because it just gave you a cookie.

Why (WHYYYYYY) did the KH manga series have to end?

 

[Songbird]

Because Amano lost a finger to Gollum while trying to destroy the One Ring so Amano can no longer draw quite as well as before and took this as an excuse to go into the Undying Lands.

Why is Pokemon

 

[BlackOsprey]

'Cause it's Pokemon.

Why are hoodies so comfy?

 

[Chuman]

Because they are a shroud that provides you solace from the evils of shaffing.

Why cant i have one fucking good day

 

[BufferAqua]

Because it is against the law.

Why do I want a chocolate bar?

 

[Chuman]

because hehe buffer likes chocolate

why is daylight savings even a concept

 

[Anagram]

Because people back in the day had nothing better to do.

Why is Chuman a man?

 

[Songbird]

Because I told him to be when I stuffed him in my closet. He knows better than to contradict me.

Why does a Keurig sound like it's gonna explode when it boils water?

 

[Anagram]

Because, it's just to damn hot 4 u.

What is the helix?

 

[MegaWallflower]

He's Fix-it Felix's little known white magic cousin, also known as Heal-it Helix.

Who does Cloud love most?

 

[Anagram]

Tifa since the sweeter girl is dead.

Why is no one else watching Santa Clause is Coming to Town with me?

 

[BlackOsprey]

Because it sounds stupid.

Why does Cog's sig still make me laugh even now?

 

[Anagram]

Because I'm Cog~

Why does Osprey hate classic christmas movies like Santa Claus is Coming to Town? =[

 

[BlackOsprey]

My holiday spirit-ness has faded with time. And I'm evil.

Why can I not stand any form of candy aside from chocolate now?

 

[Anagram]

Because your a soulless child that will bring about the end.

Why can't we all be saiyans?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Because we're busy being Majin Buus

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, in the unlikely situation that that woodchuck is stressed and alone and tired of tests and theses and just wants to return to his roots and do something that reminds him of simpler times when chucking wood was all he wanted?

 

[Anagram]

MAJIN 4 LIFE

None because he commits suicide in his depression.

What kinda Majin is Mega?

 

[MegaWallflower]

A pink one

How can humans learn to fly?

 

[Anagram]

Using Ki and blackmail on Gohan

Why can't humans be as awesome as they were in Dragon Ball Onlines backstory?