Ask serious question, get dumbass answer

[BlackOsprey]

It's not in a human's nature to be awesome. They'd rather be idiot sheep zombies instead.

Why do I get such a hatred for humanity at times?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Because you need to let Kingdom Hearts into your heart. Let it fill you with power. With rage. With hate. With ultimate darkness.

Is Kingdom Hearts darkness?

 

[Anagram]

Yes

Is Nomura Ansem ?

 

[BlackOsprey]

In Ansem SoD's headcanon, maybe.

Why does Xemnas resemble a Sith Lord so much?

 

[Anagram]

Because Nomura is a Star Wars nerd

Why are nobodies underdeveloped?

 

[BlackOsprey]

Well, they had no right to exist in the first place, so I guess it was inevitable. Unless your name is Shiro Amano.

Why are jeans so comfortable?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Because it's the natural way. Jeans are how we're meant to be. It just is.

How can people walk in heels?

 

[Anagram]

Witchcraft

How do people walk in skinny jeans?

 

[BlackOsprey]

They sold their souls to Satan. basically witchcraft

How do people stand spending hours on doing makeup or their hair?

 

[Anagram]

Because vanity drives them.

How is makeup not damaging to the face?

 

[BlackOsprey]

It... actually is. It can be pretty damaging, actually. Gives you nasty acne and such.
... but the dumbass would say because it's cream and powder from heaven that couldn't possibly damage one's skin.

Why is John Williams such a badass composer?

 

[Anagram]

Because someone has to be.

Is there a composer like Joshua overseeing the world?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Yes, and once we find them YOUR REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER, GRAM

Are the mods actually reapers?

 

[Anagram]

They wish they was, ha!

Is mega truly the cutest in the land?

 

[MegaWallflower]

No, Buffer has long since usurped her

Can trolls be cute?

 

[Anagram]

They can. Your existence shows it~

Can Mega control all kawaiis?

 

[BlackOsprey]

Only when she's empowered by Kairi.

Will Kairi ever have a role outside of "kidnapped love interest"?

 

[BufferAqua]

She already has.

It's been 2 weeks since my last chocolate bar. What should I do?!

 

[BlackOsprey]

Eat Fudgemint while you wait for the real thing.

If I try to fail and succeed, is that really failure?

 

[Anagram]

Depends. Did anyone die?

Is Fudgemint really a anti-choclite?