Ask serious question, get dumbass answer

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I'm not sure whether mint goes good with chocolate or not, so it all depends...

How could Cog not love snakes?!!

 

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Because their evil with their poison and sneaking into yards and biting and killing people I like.

How can Urie make me care about anything he did in one scene? ;-;

 

[BlackOsprey]

Screams of sorrow can just mess with your feels.

Why did I have little trouble following the original Tokyo Ghoul, while re: keeps losing me?

 

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Because of all the tears your shedding.

Why is Eto so intriguing for a psychotic half breed?

 

[BlackOsprey]

I think being a psychotic half-breed is pretty intriguing to begin with.

Will Kaneki finally die at the end of Re:?

 

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Probably not. His tormented existence has just now came back. Betting that will be big end game.

Will remembered Kaneki meet his old ghoul friends?

 

[BlackOsprey]

Probably right before they are all brutally murdered in front of him, knowing his luck. :/

Why is coffee okay for ghouls to drink?

 

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Because it's made from people.

What kinda mastermind must Ishida have to have so much symbolism and thought out hints throughout two mangas?

 

[BlackOsprey]

The kind that my English teachers just diddlying rave about. Not that they would for him, because they think manga are "inferior" to novels from the 19th century.

How did the anime manage to butcher everything about Tokyo Ghoul so badly?

 

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I honestly have no idea. It was such a stupid butcher that it can't even have a worthy stupid answer.

Why wont people actually try the manga instead of the butchered anime?

 

[BlackOsprey]

People hate reading. TuT

Which main character is gonna die next?

 

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You never honestly know o_o Everyone dies while Kaneki wishes he could...

Will Eto ever show Kankei some boob?

 

[BlackOsprey]

Probably in the most sadistic and disgusting way imaginable.

Why are half-breeds apparently more powerful than regular ghouls?

 

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Because they're much more demented and broken.

Why does a ghouls body reject everything but water, human flesh and coffee?

 

[BlackOsprey]

To make the life of a British ghoul an absolute living hell (even if it doesn't come close to Kaneki's life).

Would titans try to eat ghouls, or would they know if they weren't actually human?

 

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The ghouls would eat the titans and live for years off one corpse thus becoming humanities greatest ally and savoir.

Would Kaneki and Eren feel a friendship out of being halflings?

 

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Depends. Are we assuming that we're talking about a Kaneki who's mentally stable enough to do the friendship thing?

Why did Shirazu have those pointy teeth?

 

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Because character quirks

Why does Urie talk like he's got two personalities?

 

[BlackOsprey]

Moar character quirks.

Heck, why are all the Q's basically walking quirks?

 

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Because adorable little kaneki babies

Why is Ruran Tokyo Ghoul Goddess?