~Best Quotes of KHInsider Forums~

[Muke]

Here you can perpetuate posts made by any user, which you find funny, witty, or good in any manner.
Please do not be offensive, though!

So, let's have fun with the Quotes! :b

I eat poo

sorry, fellas, these mods are clods

playing as Riku during KH1 would be lame. What does he even do?


Objective: Get Alice while Sora is fighting cards!
Objective: Steal Princess Jasmine!
Objective: Run away from Sora w/ Pinocchio!


Objective: Get your ass kicked!

;~; But Chibi ;~; Kingdom Hearts <3

8D

Nobody's psyche is safe from me

ride it hard
;D
A lot of us will...ughhhhhh

This is so beautiful for a Thread that usually involved eating people

...Kairi gets pregnant, Sora abandons her, she murders Sora, Riku murders Kairi and goes on a boat ride cradling Sora's disembodied head?

ONTO FANFICTION.NET! GO THE ROXAS X AXEL, AQUA X KAIRI X NAMINE X LARXENE X OLETTE PAIRINGS, THE SORIKU SHIPS, AND THE KAIRI X NAMINE LEMONS!

i also noticed Kairi wears pink in kh2. i know its something small, but it seems odd for Kairi to suddenly change from her purple/white design over to her pink one (resembling Aerith's pink outfit) possibly to show how the confusion between Aerith and Kairi being princess of heart.

I hope that someday I'll be on this list.

me and larxene012 will be playing this game together, actively writing all the reasons why the game is shit whilst playing it. that writing will be uploaded...

The smell of darkness is like Vexen smoking pot.

xehanort is fredo, after being killed by his brother and reborn he vowed to betray the family once more by plunging new york into darkness. that, or he is michael corleone when his lust for power is at it's peak. he bides his time, waiting, to reshape the world into his likeness.

...

I WILL WIN THIS AND BRING INCOGNITO BACK

*DarkGrey Heroine entered Berserk mode*

*Critical Drive starts playing in the background*

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My reaction to everything

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You sure as hell don't look like that when you enter rant mode...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DarkGreyHeroine- tsun-chang

AHH I refuse! waaah noooo that is too "all cute cute little girl"-ish maaah ; A ;

Ansem versus Guardian.

"COME GUARDIAN!"
"NO, YOU COME ON FOR ONCE YOU LITTLE SHIT"

Nomura would have Xemnas forget he can levitate and fall into a volcano if it suited him. XD

I hope the keyblade can turn into a miniature Sora that tells jokes.

Conclusion: Wakka's pants are the X-Blade.

square can fix DDD's framerate issues, but can they stop liberal nincompoops from taking my guns away????

I am Tetusya Nomura. I know all. Now, let me talk to you about my cats.

Luna was pretty goddamn curvy in one shot of that trailer. I likes it. I likes it a lot. The booty will help immerse me into the expanding world of FFXV, and more relate to Noctis in his quest to court this fine young bootyqueen.

Oh *slaps forehead*, of course you're right. I can already see the scene in my head.
Sora: "So the true mastermind behind it all was...Goofy?"
Aqua, Terra, Ventus, Riku & Kairi: 0_o
Mickey: "I feel so betrayed."
Yen Sid *stroking his beard*: "Impossible..."
Lea: "For real? You gotta be kidding me!?"

Goofy *cackles evilly": "Gawrsh, so fellas, I gotta say I have you all duped pretty well, huh? Now about this Y-blade..."
*Donald's index finger comes sticking up from below*: "X-blade!"
Goofy: "Yes, I knew that, my apprentice. Now what was I gonna do with it again?" *scratches head while looking goofy at the X-blade*

Vanitas: "Hmph, maybe use it as a toothpick?"
Xigbar/Braig: "As if Kiddo, better use it as a stylish surfboard."
Saix/Isa *deadpan*: "Yea, to surf directly into Kingdom Hearts."
Xemnas: "Indeeeeed..."
Xehanort: "I can't believe it..."

What does a character's possible sexuality have to do with muh epic laser sword opera stories?!

straining believability? my dude, all the worlds were a giant sandbox before KH Pangaea happened, people float in space and the only consequences are badass evil powers instead of suffocation and head imploding. 14 year olds can get shot point blank by sniper rifles and shotguns and be fine. animated armor taking vengeance, body snatching, 100 foot leaps and slicing skyscrapers in half.

believability is not only suspended; it has been reaction commanded to the underworld.

Joshua is from TWEWY and is gay. He literally is the Pink Crayon Warrior to Neku's (highly and most emphatically reluctant) blue/Black n' Blue. Then he ascended to the Rainbow Crayon.

I'm just a paranoid little bitch.

no no [Riku] riding a unicorn made of rainbows and dreams to wake his sleeping prince isn't that gay.

YMX has stolen the voice of the kingdom, and the only way to get it back, is through SONG AND DANCE! KINGDOM HEARTS III: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Precisely. I want to see properly lighted/textured yaoi hands, please.

boku no riku

can we not mention boku no anything ever again it got 3 before we did

boku no pico only xehanort is the pedo and he's trying to possess all the kids

Dude, stop. I remember seeing that ice cream in the truck scene for a few seconds and I'm telling you I don't want any connection between that shit and sea salt ice cream.

i'm sorry, but did this pokemon thread randomly become about sora topping riku

Xehanort and Eraqus sticking the chess pieces up their noses and laughing for approximately 2 1/2 minutes.

Wow, haha. This is like watching the Amy's Baking Company episode of Kitchen Nightmares: at this point I'm just here for the drama. How far will Square go to alienate its North American fanbase. Does Tetsuya Nomura claim to speak cat? Tune in next week!

Spoiler Show

Overall, the most consistent tone of Kingdom Hearts is that it is hopeful. Every single game, no matter how downer the ending, has hope in it. Hope for the future, for these characters. Like, it's a part of this series core fabric. The series' biggest metaphor -- the light in the darkness -- is one of hope. The fact that the literal light of Kingdom Hearts is trapped in the Realm of Darkness is meant to signal this. There was always hope for these characters that they would be given another chance. Even upon Axel's death he expresses hope for himself, Roxas and Naminé -- "Roxas... you have a heart don't you? And, I wonder... do people like Naminé and me... really not have hearts?" -- and Roxas returns hopeful in kind as well, confident that Sora will find the answer for them. Like, no matter the game or character, no matter how bittersweet something is, the series has always maintained that the point wasn't the suffering, the point was that there was hope for something more. KH1 has everyone separated again, but it ends with SDG finding Pluto, with evidence of Mickey's survival. CoM has Sora agree to forget about CO and have his memories fixed, but maintaining the belief that with their promise, Nami and Sora would meet again. CoM has Riku know that the darkness still has a hold on him, but that he is walking the road to dawn. Days has Xion sacrificing herself, but telling Roxas that it's okay, because she'll be part of Sora and that the memories of their time will live on in Sora. BBS literally ends with Blank Points, where, for the first time Aqua cries, but she does it out of hope and the belief that there "will always be a way". Like, shit, people. We get so focused on the tragedy that we don't focus on the final point. There is hope for everyone, and it may not be easy (look how much Riku had to go through to get to the point where he could finally, proudly say, "I'm Riku" at the end of KH3D) but it's possible.

That is Kingdom Heart's larger message -- that there will always be a light in the darkness -- and the idea that a happy ending, after all of that, is too much, too simple, too easy, too predictable or whatever, is just ridiculous to me, and it spits in the face of what this series is about.

And with that, I'm done.

BIRTH BY SLEEP
AQUA: There is always a way.


KINGDOM HEARTS
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MICKEY: Don’t worry. There will always be a door to the light.​

Ansem: "Hey, can I come in?" Riku: "Still no." Ansem: *is sad and somehow shocked by the answer*

Makes you wonder which kind of "eternal session" they're having. Will there be a romantic dinner? CANDLES? CAMPFIRES?!?!??!

chaser: cyberbullying and cheese curds
someone else: mentions MLP
chaser: this isn't the place for that discussion, this is your only warning the hero we need but certainly don't deserve

Don't make me perma ban you from the entire internet

Therealansem: BLAH BLAH BLAH SATAN BLAH BLAH BLAH CERN BLAH BLAH BLAH

My heart is dying and bleeding and I love Kingdom Hearts ;_;

lmao terra is in the realm of dorkness. OH. SEE YA, you rockheaded loser.

*storms in*
Everything is perfect forever.
*storms out*

Don't say that because I'm pretty sure this forum is filled with supermodels who are always the prettiest people in the world.
Lead by me of course.

maybe instead of being a piece of shit you can stop playing your pirated games and get a job you leech on society

No matter how long the world/game, I will play that sexy game 9 times in a row and never get rid of it.
Will probably take me 7 hours or something to fully complete the game because I will just walk around like I'm taking drugs and be like
"THIS IS ART"
"THIS IS DEEP"

 

[Anagram]

*suddenly can't remember a one* Dang it I've seen to damn many in my time. D=
But my fave had to be a member who, several years ago, brought up a "Kairi Drive" which basically entailed throwing Kairi to the heartless so Sora could save himself. lol

 

[Chuman]

I was incredibly disappointed not to find any quotes. Very misleading title muke

 

[Anagram]

I was incredibly happy to find this thread. Very good idea muke

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[MegaWallflower]

I eat poo ~Chuman DarkRescue Lastname

Truly an immortal one.

 

[Muke]

I was incredibly disappointed not to find any quotes. Very misleading title muke

You think so? Sorry about that, then. :/

 

[Chuman]

You think so? Sorry about that, then. :/

Lmao I'm just kidding dude relax. Its a good idea as long as you take the quotes and put them in the OP.

 

[Muke]

Lmao I'm just kidding dude relax. Its a good idea as long as you take the quotes and put them in the OP.

Haha, I feel extremely dumb right now. Cool!
Of course they're gonna end up in the OP, no worries. =D

 

[BlackOsprey]

sorry, fellas, these mods are clods

Who here thinks that Launchpad is one of the most quotable users on here?

 

[Muke]

Who here thinks that Launchpad is one of the most quotable users on here?

Me! Definitely~

 

[BlackOsprey]

This is so beautiful for a thread that usually involved eating people

Everything I post here is basically anything that makes me laugh...

 

[Chuman]

Please do not be offensive, though!

i eat poo

i'm offended

 

[MegaWallflower]

playing as Riku during KH1 would be lame. What does he even do?


Objective: Get Alice while Sora is fighting cards!
Objective: Steal Princess Jasmine!
Objective: Run away from Sora w/ Pinocchio!
Objective: Get your ass kicked!

I thought this was great

 

[Chuman]

I can't find it but there was a quote by launchpad about the government taking away his guns. I want to find it.

 

[Chuman]

~~~~Quality post~~~~ right here

;~; But Chibi ;~; Kingdom Hearts <3



8D



Nobody's psyche is safe from me

ride it hard




;D



A lot of us will...ughhhhhh.

 

[Muke]

I wanted to post that

Huh, whatever. It just has to be in the OP. 8P

 

[Chuman]

I wanted to post that

Huh, whatever. It just has to be in the OP. 8P

Sorry muke wazowski

I struck first like steve buschemi in the night

 

[Muke]

You sure did~

 

[BlackOsprey]

ONTO FANFICTION.NET! GO THE ROXAS X AXEL, AQUA X KAIRI X NAMINE X LARXENE X OLETTE PAIRINGS, THE SORIKU SHIPS, AND THE KAIRI X NAMINE LEMONS!

...Kairi gets pregnant, Sora abandons her, she murders Sora, Riku murders Kairi and goes on a boat ride cradling Sora's disembodied head?

Those came from one of the most civil shipping threads I've seen in a while. Guess they all need to have their moments, huh?

 

[Muke]

Updated the OP~~