~Best Quotes of KHInsider Forums~

[Muke]

Okay okay, adding these right now!

 

[BlackOsprey]

Originally Posted by Launchpad
*prepares urban sombrero*

Originally Posted by Sephiroth0812
Are you suggesting that working with Square Enix is contagious and spreads "delayeritis"? ;P

Originally Posted by Silh
You probably shouldn't have spent all that money on Fantastic Four.

 

[BlackOsprey]

Yay, bumping.

square can fix DDD's framerate issues, but can they stop liberal nincompoops from taking my guns away????

 

[Chuman]

I've been looking to post that here for ages

 

[Muke]

Adding it!

 

[Anagram]

 

[Chuman]

i want to print this and frame this up on my wall

 

[Anagram]

*gives chuman the money to do so*

 

[BlackOsprey]

I am Tetusya Nomura. I know all.


Now, let me talk to you about my cats.

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[DarkGrey Heroine]

Here's my fav one for FFXV:

Luna was pretty goddamn curvy in one shot of that trailer. I likes it. I likes it a lot. The booty will help immerse me into the expanding world of FFXV, and more relate to Noctis in his quest to court this fine young bootyqueen.

 

[BlackOsprey]

Hrm Audo maybe a visual metaphor for my Ansem stuff be better?

Spoiler Show

Let's say Xehanort's heart and Riku's heart are containers and darkness is jelly in the containers. In Xehanort's case he dropped his container loosening the lid and walked off. The jelly inside his container gained sentience, pushed the lid off, covered the container, and this blob of darkness jelly started calling itself AnsemSoD. Our two containers then have a pipe installed to connect the two of them. Now they are still two distinct containers but they've been joined together in a way that lets Xehanort's jelly mix with Riku's jelly. The pipe breaks and they return to being two separate contains, but the damage was done they had already meshed their jellies together. Now if you look inside Riku's container you're not going to be able to pick out what part of it came from Xehanort, it all looks like the same jelly and fundamentally it is the same jelly.

Now our good buddy Sora comes along and cleans off Xehanort's container of all that nasty sentient jelly leaving it a clean waiting for the time when it will be used again. For Riku things don't go so well as the jelly that came from Xehanort retained some of AnsemSoD's sentience and that sentience bled out into Riku's jelly. So now the entirety of Riku's jelly is calling itself AnsemSoD and it wants to burst out and cover the entire container and Riku so there is no trace of Riku let, just a big blob of darkness jelly calling itself Ansem. Well Riku can't just reach in and rip out the sentient part of the jelly, the whole thing is sentient, if he rips it out it will just regrow from another part of Riku's jelly. The only way to remove it completely would be to get rid of all his darkness jelly by ripping it out and dumping it somewhere.

But that's not healthy, viable, or a good use of this jelly so Riku has to resort to others methods and his method is to use brunt force to beat the living jelly back into the container and seal the lid tight. Riku then spends the next year or so occasionally popping the lid of to let some of the jelly out to eat it for strength. Eventually he takes the lid off permanently and the jelly rushes out covering the container and Riku himself. But despite being covered head to toe in jelly Riku had enough strength to fight its pull and remain in control. In this state he has access to as much darkness jelly to eat for strength as he wants. Later magical explosions wash away the jelly covering Riku and his container and so Riku is able to pop the lid back on sealing it up again.

Then DDD comes around and Riku is worried about the fact he has a container of powerful malevolent sentient darkness jelly. Well eventually despite how tight he kept it sealed the jelly manages to start slinking out. It speaks to Riku asking it to set it free, asking it to open up, and Riku decides enough is enough. Riku rips off the cap and the jelly rushes out to consume him saying stuff like "You're just my container I can wrap my jelly tendrils around to control, and that's all you ever will be." Riku rebuttals with Ansem is nothing more than Riku's jelly and it's time he accepts that. Ultimately Riku consumes all the darkness jelly bringing the sentient jelly that called itself Ansem to an end. The container is left empty and all the sentient jelly has been digested, but all its nutrients its strength is now all inside of Riku fueling him with power.

Meanwhile completely independent of all of this Xehanort comes back, picks his clean jelly container left by Sora, pops the cap, and starts trying to infect people with it to make clones of himself

You know that sounded all a lot less errotic in my head....

One of the best and most unintentionally creepy metaphorical explanations I've ever seen.

 

[redcrown]

One of the best and most unintentionally creepy metaphorical explanations I've ever seen.

*reads*

you're damn right it is

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

One of the best and most unintentionally creepy metaphorical explanations I've ever seen.

*looks at the jellied toast I'm eating*

*puts the toast down*

 

[BlackOsprey]

HEY MUKE UPDATE THE OP

Oh *slaps forehead*, of course you're right. I can already see the scene in my head.

Sora: "So the true mastermind behind it all was...Goofy?"
Aqua, Terra, Ventus, Riku & Kairi: 0_o
Mickey: "I feel so betrayed."
Yen Sid *stroking his beard*: "Impossible..."
Lea: "For real? You gotta be kidding me!?"

Goofy *cackles evilly": "Gawrsh, so fellas, I gotta say I have you all duped pretty well, huh? Now about this Y-blade..."
*Donald's index finger comes sticking up from below*: "X-blade!"
Goofy: "Yes, I knew that, my apprentice. Now what was I gonna do with it again?" *scratches head while looking goofy at the X-blade*

Vanitas: "Hmph, maybe use it as a toothpick?"
Xigbar/Braig: "As if Kiddo, better use it as a stylish surfboard."
Saix/Isa *deadpan*: "Yea, to surf directly into Kingdom Hearts."
Xemnas: "Indeeeeed..."
Xehanort: "I can't believe it..."

 

[BlackOsprey]

What does a character's possible sexuality have to do with muh epic laser sword opera stories?!

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[Professor Ven]

What does a character's possible sexuality have to do with muh epic laser sword opera stories?!

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[BlackOsprey]

I'm gonna use it as my go-to response whenever the topic comes up from here on out.

 

[Chuman]

hey slothessor, you never call, you never write, i thought what we had in the chat was real man. special. was i just another fling to you.

 

[BlackOsprey]

straining believability? my dude, all the worlds were a giant sandbox before KH Pangaea happened, people float in space and the only consequences are badass evil powers instead of suffocation and head imploding. 14 year olds can get shot point blank by sniper rifles and shotguns and be fine. animated armor taking vengeance, body snatching, 100 foot leaps and slicing skyscrapers in half.

believability is not only suspended; it has been reaction commanded to the underworld.

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[Recon]

Joshua is from TWEWY and is gay. He literally is the Pink Crayon Warrior to Neku's (highly and most emphatically reluctant) blue/Black n' Blue. Then he ascended to the Rainbow Crayon.

best sexual analogy of joshua