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B.C. police seek serial groin-kicker after series of attacks

Well this holiday season certainly has turned out to be an interesting one. Be sure to hold onto your balls while near or in Langley. Unless of course you'd prefer a prosthetic substitute to impress the ladies.

[FONT=&quot]B.C. police seek serial groin-kicker after series of attacks[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"I just want to know what her problem is"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Canwest News Service[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Published: Wednesday, October 28, 2009 [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]LANGLEY, B.C. -- Police in Langley are investigating after a woman kicked a man in the groin so hard he lost a testicle -- the latest in a series of similar assaults. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"I just want to know what her problem is," victim Anthony Clark, 22, said this week. "People like her shouldn't be on the streets."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Mr. Clark was walking in the Brookswood area of Langley in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me," he said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]That's when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Mr. Clark said he wasn't aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he "noticed something was missing."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]He consulted his doctor and a specialist, both of whom believed his testicle could be brought down again with surgery.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It wasn't until he woke up afterwards that he discovered the doctors were wrong - the force of the assault had caused his testicle to rupture. It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"My doctors say I will still be able to have children," Mr. Clark said. "But at 22 that's not something I want a stranger, this woman, to decide."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Embarrassed by the situation, Mr. Clark didn't go to the police until nearly four weeks after the attack.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Mr. Clark said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Langley RCMP said they would like to speak to other victims, although there have been no official reported incidents, spokeswoman Const. Holly Marks said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The suspect is described as a Caucasian woman, in her late teens or early 20s. She was between five-foot-five and five-foot-seven and 130 pounds with a slim build and brown hair.[/FONT]
 
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Lol. I just love how the man didn't say anything for a few days. Pff, if he'd gone sooner, they might've had a better chance to save 'it'.

And that lady. I don't know whether to fear her rage or just ponder what made her snap. This is why guys shouldn't tick off women.
 

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oh god better notify Digital gopher and Ta-chan about this... since they live in B.C after all
 

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Fucking misandryst.

This is horrible and disgusting, and that woman deserves to die. And may her first day in hell last a thousand years, and that be the shortest.
 
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I sorta snorted for some reason. COME ON ITS GUYS GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS! THAT'S FUNNY SHIT!
 

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I sorta snorted for some reason. COME ON ITS GUYS GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS! THAT'S FUNNY SHIT!

To an extent.
When you shatter a testicle, that's when it stops being funny. This on video would be funny, reading about it seems worse.
 

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Lol. I just love how the man didn't say anything for a few days. Pff, if he'd gone sooner, they might've had a better chance to save 'it'.
You're either stupid or retarded. To give you the benefit of the doubt, let's just say both.

The guy had his testicles checked the night of the incident. The next morning he realized that one of his testicles had ruptured. Do you know what the word ruptured means? If I need to spell it out for you, it's the process of bursting or breaking. There is no way he could have saved it.

how do you not notice one of your testicles is in your abdomen?
You don't if it's ruptured.
 

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I love this Woman! Does anyone know where this is actually happening? I would be so happy for her to give me her best kicks. I would then kneel before her for several more and offer her a huge tip as gratitude. What a dream come true for real! I wish more Women would get on with giving it to us all over the continent. If I saw a Woman coming to me and it looked like she was about to kick me, I would be so very happy to oblige her and as Her to kick me as hard and as often as She possibly could. Man this is so sweet. :) Any other Ladies want to kick some men? Do You want to make some big money? Kick away!!
 
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