It's okay, Every. *pokes Sora with a Kingdom Key*
"OW"
*laughs* Sorry, but I have to help keep this fic alive.
"Okay......" Sora sighs.
"OW"
*laughs* Sorry, but I have to help keep this fic alive.
"Okay......" Sora sighs.
Fanfiction ► Chain Letters of Drunken Memories(Sequal to KingDumb Hearts)
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Cool fic. Keep on writin' please. =D
Ok I shall wait patiently!
And if that fails...I'll just throw rocks at Sora!!!
And if that fails...I'll just throw rocks at Sora!!!
He shighed for he was getting bored with kicking the bucket. He removed the bucket and slowly dug Sora out of the sand. "Hey thanks. I really owe you..." Sora didn't get to finish his sentence for he punched to the ground. He was then picked up and and held with his arms tightly behind his back. There was no way for Sora to escape. "Hey what are you doing?"
"Be quiet Sora." He looked around the beach. "Alright everyone! Come over and beat up Sora for free! There is no way for him to escape! Take out your anger on Sora!"
"Be quiet Sora." He looked around the beach. "Alright everyone! Come over and beat up Sora for free! There is no way for him to escape! Take out your anger on Sora!"
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(brings out wiffle bat with "Motovation" written on it) now to hit you with the bat that got me through the first half of 10th grade...fun....
Just a thought....if we beat him up too much then he may not be able to be in the next chapter!! And we kinda need Sora (who else to get picked on?)
So let's beat him up in moderation...aaaaaaaaaaah stuff that *throws rocks at Sora*
So let's beat him up in moderation...aaaaaaaaaaah stuff that *throws rocks at Sora*
"Owww! Please aim where you are throwing those rocks. You accidentally hit me instead of Sora. Perhaps you should move closer. That way the rocks will hurt Sora more."
Oooppps....I'm so sorry!!!
Wait...it's Sora's fault!!! *throws rocks at Sora. Aims better*
Wait...it's Sora's fault!!! *throws rocks at Sora. Aims better*
PAtience is a virtue...
but alas, after a LONG pelting session, Xigbar just PWN-ed Sora, because he's SO ANNOYING AND STUPID SOMETIMES....
but alas, after a LONG pelting session, Xigbar just PWN-ed Sora, because he's SO ANNOYING AND STUPID SOMETIMES....
Previously on "Chain Letters"
"Every, I think I'm pregnant. And Nomura's the father!", Kairi said to Every.
"I only have 3 days to live!", Every screamed.
"They never told you who your real father is Sora.", Riku whispered.
"I know that you killed him!"
"No...I am your father!"
"That's not true, that's not true!"
"Search your heart, you know it to be true..."
"No!!!"
"Every, I think I'm pregnant. And Sora's the father!", Kairi whispered to Every.
"No! Don't leave me!", Sora shouted at a peice of paopu fruit.
"I'm sorry, but you need rehab and I need to get other people high. That's just how the world works Sora...", it said quietly before jumping into the ocean.
"Every, I think I'm pregnant. And Riku's the..."
"Yeah right, he couldn't get laid to save his life..."
"Ok, I lied about that one..."
"Riku, I think I'm pregnant. And your the father!", Sora said as he shook Riku.
And now, back to the thrilling conclusion!
...Wait a minute...did that crap actually happen? I think I was gone for too long...
I need a drink...
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Every turned quickly to see someone leaning against the cavern walls. He was tall with short black hair and bright orange eyes. He was wearing a black outfit, complete with black t-shirt, jeas, sneakers, gloves, and duster. If you don't know what a duster is, go back to Russia!(OMFG I'm kidding, I barely even know what a duster is)
"You!", Every pointed.
"Yep."
It was James Honda, AKA ansemjafar from her Friday KHI meetings. Before this whole mess had started, they had recently met each other in one of the meetings when they were discussing who would win in a fight, Sephiroth or Sauron.(Sephiroth hands down...) and they became pretty good friends.
It was quite a surprise to find him here.
"James...pardon my Japanese, but what the hell are you doing here?"
"Some crazy stuff happened when yo were gone. Some evil crazy bitch somehow took over and anyone affiliated with you was thrown in here.
"It seems that we are in a version of Kingdom Hearts...oh sweet...I just realized that I could go to the Nightmare Before Christmas world and bitch-slap Jack for stealing Christmas."
"He didn't steal Christmas..."
"Yes he did..."
"That was the Grinch."
"No, Jack did it too. He even kidnapped Santa as well and stole Christmas for the people of Halloween town."
"Huh...wait, why are we talking about stealing Christmas?"
"No idea, blame the writing staff. Anyway, we better go and get Sora and the others and figure out how to get out of here."
The two of them walked outside of the secret place to find that Kairi had dug up Sora and Riku and wa repeatingly hitting them with 2x4's with rusty nails in them.
"Kairi, what the hell are you doing?"
"I just figured that if this is the game Kingdom Hearts, then shouldn't we try to follow the story? To see if anything happens?"
"Oh my god...that actually made sense...", Every muttered.
"And that was coming from Kairi of all people...", James said in astonishment.
"I would of been more shocked if Sora had suggested that."
"Whose the guy?", Kairi asked as she pointed at James.
"Friend of mine. It seems that whoever put us here is taking over the world and is getting rid of anyone affiliated with me and joining up with everyone who hates me."
"So why were you hitting those two?", James asked.
"They won't help with building the raft."
"Leave that to me.", he said, and in a dramatic anime style, he whipped out a pair of sunglases and put them on.
"Is this some lame attempt to appear badass?", Kairi whispered to Every, who shrugged.
Sora and Riku gulped. Expierience with people that wore sunglasses told them that they would be in pain in a few seconds. They immediately ran away, screaming something that sounded like, "Don't hurt me", and "cookie dough" for some odd reason.
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Eh...
When those two pussies stop screaming, then I'll update.
Anyway, another reason that I haven't been updating lately is because my parents are thinking about setting me up with a special doctor, as they think I suffer from anxiety disorder(I think I am too, which makes me even more stressed and nervous than I should be)
Wish me luck.
~Every Heart
"Every, I think I'm pregnant. And Nomura's the father!", Kairi said to Every.
"I only have 3 days to live!", Every screamed.
"They never told you who your real father is Sora.", Riku whispered.
"I know that you killed him!"
"No...I am your father!"
"That's not true, that's not true!"
"Search your heart, you know it to be true..."
"No!!!"
"Every, I think I'm pregnant. And Sora's the father!", Kairi whispered to Every.
"No! Don't leave me!", Sora shouted at a peice of paopu fruit.
"I'm sorry, but you need rehab and I need to get other people high. That's just how the world works Sora...", it said quietly before jumping into the ocean.
"Every, I think I'm pregnant. And Riku's the..."
"Yeah right, he couldn't get laid to save his life..."
"Ok, I lied about that one..."
"Riku, I think I'm pregnant. And your the father!", Sora said as he shook Riku.
And now, back to the thrilling conclusion!
...Wait a minute...did that crap actually happen? I think I was gone for too long...
I need a drink...
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Every turned quickly to see someone leaning against the cavern walls. He was tall with short black hair and bright orange eyes. He was wearing a black outfit, complete with black t-shirt, jeas, sneakers, gloves, and duster. If you don't know what a duster is, go back to Russia!(OMFG I'm kidding, I barely even know what a duster is)
"You!", Every pointed.
"Yep."
It was James Honda, AKA ansemjafar from her Friday KHI meetings. Before this whole mess had started, they had recently met each other in one of the meetings when they were discussing who would win in a fight, Sephiroth or Sauron.(Sephiroth hands down...) and they became pretty good friends.
It was quite a surprise to find him here.
"James...pardon my Japanese, but what the hell are you doing here?"
"Some crazy stuff happened when yo were gone. Some evil crazy bitch somehow took over and anyone affiliated with you was thrown in here.
"It seems that we are in a version of Kingdom Hearts...oh sweet...I just realized that I could go to the Nightmare Before Christmas world and bitch-slap Jack for stealing Christmas."
"He didn't steal Christmas..."
"Yes he did..."
"That was the Grinch."
"No, Jack did it too. He even kidnapped Santa as well and stole Christmas for the people of Halloween town."
"Huh...wait, why are we talking about stealing Christmas?"
"No idea, blame the writing staff. Anyway, we better go and get Sora and the others and figure out how to get out of here."
The two of them walked outside of the secret place to find that Kairi had dug up Sora and Riku and wa repeatingly hitting them with 2x4's with rusty nails in them.
"Kairi, what the hell are you doing?"
"I just figured that if this is the game Kingdom Hearts, then shouldn't we try to follow the story? To see if anything happens?"
"Oh my god...that actually made sense...", Every muttered.
"And that was coming from Kairi of all people...", James said in astonishment.
"I would of been more shocked if Sora had suggested that."
"Whose the guy?", Kairi asked as she pointed at James.
"Friend of mine. It seems that whoever put us here is taking over the world and is getting rid of anyone affiliated with me and joining up with everyone who hates me."
"So why were you hitting those two?", James asked.
"They won't help with building the raft."
"Leave that to me.", he said, and in a dramatic anime style, he whipped out a pair of sunglases and put them on.
"Is this some lame attempt to appear badass?", Kairi whispered to Every, who shrugged.
Sora and Riku gulped. Expierience with people that wore sunglasses told them that they would be in pain in a few seconds. They immediately ran away, screaming something that sounded like, "Don't hurt me", and "cookie dough" for some odd reason.
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Eh...
When those two pussies stop screaming, then I'll update.
Anyway, another reason that I haven't been updating lately is because my parents are thinking about setting me up with a special doctor, as they think I suffer from anxiety disorder(I think I am too, which makes me even more stressed and nervous than I should be)
Wish me luck.
~Every Heart
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Oh man that just sucks hardcore!
Awsome update!
And Good Luck at the...(gulp)...Special Doctor....
Awsome update!
And Good Luck at the...(gulp)...Special Doctor....
Curse you, James, I wantted to be it........
Send me a template so that I can put you in somewhere
I thought I did..... I'll resend......
Thanks for putting me into the story Every. The chapter was funny especially the ending. Actuaally a duster is a long type of black leather jacket
I loved the new update!!
What exactly do you mean by template??
And watch out for those special doctors!!!
What exactly do you mean by template??
And watch out for those special doctors!!!
Loved that chapter!!
*wishes you luck with special doctors*
COOKIE DOUGH!!!!!
*wishes you luck with special doctors*
COOKIE DOUGH!!!!!
I also wanna wish you luck with those doctors. Hopefully everything will turn out alright.
Don't worry. I currently see a 'specail doctor' too.
I got a pair of new glasses today, as it turned out my sight is worse than before, and taking some medication. (Nothing serious, just stuff like Benadrill and Tylenol and etc.)
Still have a meeting with another doctor. I am starting to have pain in my right eye, which seems to be where stress goes.(If I'm completely stressed out or anxious, then my right eye hurts like hell...)
But it seems that I'm doing ok so far, doctor wise anyway.
Thanks for caring you guys...
Still have a meeting with another doctor. I am starting to have pain in my right eye, which seems to be where stress goes.(If I'm completely stressed out or anxious, then my right eye hurts like hell...)
But it seems that I'm doing ok so far, doctor wise anyway.
Thanks for caring you guys...
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