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Fanfiction ► Chain Letters of Drunken Memories(Sequal to KingDumb Hearts)



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*listening to "Around the World" as I type*

The humor so far is a bit lacking, but its probably the worst time to joke around when your life is in danger...

Anyway, I'm glad that everyone is enjoying the fic. For those who sent templates and aren't in the story, don't worry, your time WILL come...
 

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Riku was flabbergasted. And he wasn't sure if he could even spell that word. Anyway, he stood there, staring at her extending hand and the look that she was giving him. A look of "get this over with" crossed with "Riku, your passing up a chance to dance with me"

He looked over at their two foes, that were interestingly watching them. He turned back to Every and took her hand. He noticed how badly it was sweating, yet somewhat cool. She pulled him closer to her and whispered, "Do you know ANYTHING about dancing?"

"I know how to do the drunk chicken..."

"Somehow, I don't think that is going to help us."

"Sorry Every."

"It's ok. Just follow my lead..."

"I'm not following a girl. No disrespect, but girls should be following guys..."

Every twisted his hand painfully. "Fine. We'll follow each other. "

"Whatever...", he said, although her answer to that did seem to resonate in his mind.

"Now, take your other hand and place it on my shoulder and use this hand to place on my back near my hips.", she instructed. As he reached out, she suddenly snapped his hand back.

"If your hand dares to even have a FINGERTIP touch my ass, you'll be seeing stars. Got it?"

Riku nodded. "Just trust me, I know what I am doing."

Somewhat clumsily, they began to do a small four step.

"1 2 3 4, 1 2 3 4..."

She turned around and pressed her back towards Riku as he spun her in a circle by spinning her hips. They broke apart and grabbed one hand to dance in an arc around the other. The raven began to laugh.

"I see what your trying to pull little girl. You must be thinking that your going to draw out the heartpeace binding me to Mytho's body by using the best dance. Well, we'll see if that succeeds.", he muttered. Kraehe and the raven began to dance again, definately more graceful than Every and Riku. Riku twirled her as she had a leg out and placed a hand on her back so that she could bend backwards over it.

"Now I need you to lift me up above your head..."

"Are you crazy? I am barely keeping up with this."

"Will you just trust me already?"

"Fine."

He then threw her upwards into the air as she did a graceful spin, curving over so that Riku would have to catch her. He caught her and nearly dropped her. Riku could tell that she was really tired and maybe minutes away from passing out.

"Now set me down and let's do the one routine again."

"What's the matter, you pick a partner that can't even dance?", Kraehe laughed.
Every whispered something to Riiku, whose eyes suddenly glinted over when he realized what her plan was. He took and spun her in a complete arc before she called out.
"Dance of Darkness!"

A dark aura seemed to surround the two, thanks to Riku's Soul Eater. The dark energy spun wildly around the two as it flared off in different directions, smacking straight into the raven and Kraehe. Before the two could register what happened, Riku had hurled Every into the air, who clapped her hands together and drew out her automail blade, her whole body still spinning with dark energy. She spun straight at them, slashing them as hard as she could.

Kraehe screamed as she disappered in a flash of dark purple and raven feathers. The raven however, stood kneeled over, too weak to keep grasping onto the mortal body.
"Damn...you...to hell...", he breathed before he was surrounded by a red glow. He screamed out in pain as the red light shot out of his body and spiraled upwards to the ceiling, smashing through the glass roof and disappering into the sky. Mytho's body slumped forward, possibly too tired to get up. Every and Riku stood there above him, panting heavily before he turned to her.

"That was a pretty good idea. By the way, I didn't know you liked dancing..."

"Shut up Riku..."

Sora and the others caught up with them. While Ahiru and Fakir took care of Mytho, Sora had flung himself at Every and was hugging her really hard.

"Yay, your not an evil lunatic anymore!"

"I was never an evil lunatic Sora..."

"Sure you weren't..."

James and Kairi came up to join them, after getting rid of all the crows. "Your not going to believe this, but when we destroyed them, they were replaced by heartless. It seems that they may have been able to extend their influence here as well.", James told the group. Kairi shrugged.

"At least the group is together again. We may be bruised and scarred, but now we can leave and move on. I think the power of friendship helped us."

Everyone turned to stare at her.

"What crack have you been smoking lately and how much of it?", Riku asked. Kairi put her hands on her hips.

"For your information, it's marijuana, and secondly, not enough of it."

The gang laughed as Ahiru called them over. "Mytho is waking up!"

They hurried over to him. Mytho opened his eyes and looked up to find 7 faces peering down at him.

"Ugh...where am I?", he asked. He stared at Every's face for a moment.

"I remember you...you were the one that warned me about something. Thanks...I guess."

"No problem. That's what friends do.", Every weakly smiled.

"Friends?"

"Yeah...haven't you ever felt friendship before?", Kairi asked.

At the perfect timing, Ahiru's necklace glowed. A red Mytho similar to the evil prince of confusion appeared, except that he was a lot nicer looking and was smiling.

"Which feeling are you?", Ahiru asked, although the answer soon became obvious.

"I am the feeling of compainship, the prince of friendship.", he answered, still smiling.

"Here, let me put you back into your rightful place.", Ahiru offered as she held her hands out. The prince faded away, leaving nothing behind but a red jewel in her hands. She turned to Mytho and placed it against his chest, where it sunk into his body and into his heart. He turned to our favorite group and smiled.

"Thanks for helping us...friends."

"No problem dude. If you guys need anything, you can ask us.", James offered.

"By the way, Ahiru...", Sora suddenly remembered. "Why do you act really funny and clumsy sometimes? Sometimes you waddle about when you walk like a duck."

Everyone in the room except Riku, Mytho, James, and Kairi suddenly started blushing. Every quickly reached out and covered Riku and James eyes while Kairi covered Sora's eyes and Fakir covered Mytho's.

"Qua-quack?", Ahiru suddenly sputtered. Every had seen this coming as a small puff of smoke exploded where Ahiru had been standing. Now there was nothing of her except for a pile of her clothes. After a moment, a small yellow duck pushed its way out of her clothes.

"Hey, what's going on?", Riku asked as he tried to pull Every's hand off his eyes.

"Trust me, this is something you don't want to be looking at.", she muttered.

"Did she just turn into a duck or something?", Kairi whispered to her.

"Yeah. In the show, if she gets nervous and accidentally quacks like a duck, her true form is revealed to be nothing but a small yellow duck. Only by touching water can she turn back to normal. Reason we are covering their eyes is that when she becomes normal, she won't be wearing anything."

"Oh...OH!!"

"Yeah..."

"Qua-quack quack quack quack qua-quack!", Ahiru was saying in her duck langauge angerily.

"How did you know that?", Fakir glared at Every, seeming to translate for Ahiru. She shrugged.

"Saw the signs...sort of. Overheard it maybe?", she suggested. She didn't think that they should tell them about how they were from a different dimension where their lives was an anime.

The group soon managed to leave, Kairi holding Ahiru's clothes, Every holding Ahiru, and Fakir and the other boys ahead of the group, Fakir jabbing at Riku, Sora, and James back and daring them to turn around to look and find out what had happened. They were too confused by this hostile treatment to really want to know what was going on. Mytho just walked behind them all in a predictabl daze.

Making sure to guard Ahiru, Every and Kairi had their backs to her while her small duck form jumped into the nearby fountain. A soft yellow glow meant that she was human again and she quickly pulled her clothes back on and shook the water out of her clothes. They told the boys that they could look now and that what had happened was that Ahiru had gotten something on her clothes that needed to be washed out of the lake.

They bought it, without even questioning the strange duck noises. Probably under threat of getting beaten up.

"Glad that it's settled.", Riku shrugged.

Every finally felt all her energy start to leave her and nearly collapsed on the ground, but thankfully was caught by James. They turned to look at Ahiru and Fakir.
"I guess thats our que to be leaving so that she can get her strength back.", Kairi told them.

"Ok. Make sure to come back sometime. We're having a special festival soon that I'm sure you would love to go to.", Ahiru smiled. Fakir and Mytho simply nodded as our gang left for the gummi ship.

Meanwhile, a young girl stepped out of the bushes from her hiding place. It was Rue, from the ballet academy. She stared at the retreating group for sometime, especially with her eyes on Every. Her purple eyes now flicked to watch Ahiru leave with Mytho and Fakir.

"CAW!"

A black raven swooped down and descended on her shoulder. Rue reached a hand up and put the raven on her hand to hold out in front of her.

"Soon father, soon we will be able to initiate our true plans, thanks to those other worlders.", she whispered, her eyes glowing a dark purpleish black.

The raven cawed again, but it's message was clear to her

Yes, Princess Kraehe, my sweet daughter...now we just have to play the waiting game...

And now this part of our tale is over
For the adventure of Ahiru and the other worlders
But don't worry children
A good story never ends...
What dangers lie ahead for this group?
After all, theres still more to see and more to happen
But for now, let's let out heros rest easy...
They've had enough hardship for one day...
Children, remember to come here for more tales!
~Drosselmeyer, writer of many children stories, including the popular "The Prince and the Raven" and "Soulthrister Orgies: Like a Twinkie, Like a Twinkie"
(Aren't you glad that you won't be hearing this omnipotent voice for a good long while? It's only here on this world, thank god...)

Riku piloted his gummi ship and they carefully took off, leaving behind "Drosslemeyer's Tale", noticing that there were no longer raven feathers blowing around it. Every was laying on the floor, breathing somewhat shallow, with James looking over while Kairi and Sora helped out Riku.

They soon came close to a world that looked like it had patches of sand, grass, fire, and water spread across it's surface. Riku stopped the ship outside the edge of this world, not even noticing the monitor reading the name of the world as "Konoha" before turning the monitor off.

"Let's all get some rest. It's been a rough day.", he said. Everyone agreed and made places to sleep on the floor.

Every was still unconcious, but she was keeping something tightly clinched in her right fist.

A black raven feather.

In the morning, everyone woke up to find that Every was gone.​

And now we bring you to a special commercial, advertisting our brand new show, The Ninja Murder Files!​

Kiba, Naruto, Ino, Hinata, and Akimaru were standing over a dead body. Neji's body.

"Gee whiz gang, it looks like the murderer gutted the victim, strangled him with his own intestines, took his chakra for themselves, cut his eyes out, and then dumped his body in the Konoha river!", Naruto pointed.

"Jenkies...what a mystery!", Ino said as she comforted Hinata.

Akimaru whined in Kiba's arms. Naruto nodded to him.

"Your right Akimaru, we're dealing with one sick son of a bitch!"

Ninja Murder Files: Enough to make you want to sue Every Heart for parodying Family Guy into a Naruto skit​
 
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Oh wait, scratch that
Next to the Discovery Channel

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"Chain Letters of Drunken Memories"

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*shows a small house in Pallet Town. A group of people are sitting at a table and eating until a small boy with dark hair and glasses turns to a boy with black hair*
"Hey Ash, remember your first battle against Brandon in the Battle Frontier?"
*scene flashes of Ash holding a stone pokeball. The pokeball opens, revealing a dark aura that surrounds Ash. When his friends catch up to him, a darker, eviler Ash greets them.*
"I am the king of Poke'lantis. All will bow before me!"
*scene flashes of dark Ash battling Brandon, but Ash loses and the dark aura is once again sealed away. The scene now changes to Ash standing outside by himself, looking up at the sky*
"It felt like...I almost enjoyed the darkness..."
*rapid scene changes of a Team Rocket attack. But then Ash's tone changes and his eyes turn into a cold steel gray. Team Rocket's ballon is then shown blowing up after a Pikachu Thunder. Scene changes to Ash and May sitting on a couch in the lab. Ash grabs May's hand*
"Don't worry about me May, you've got nothing to worry about."
*Ash is then shown to have suddenly passed out, now drifting inbetween conciousness. In his mind, a dark shadow lingers.*
An Evil From The Past is Back...
*the figure steps out of the shadows, revealing what looks like an evil version of Ash*
"Hello brat, miss me?"
"Who are you?"
"I'm you. Or the darker you anyway infused with the spirt of an evil king."
*scene changes, first a large city surrounded by water as Ho-oh from above sinks the city with it's power. Two people standing on a cliff are running to each other, but the girl turns to stone*
"Host, I happen to notice your connection to the brunette girl"
*rapid scene changes of Ash and May sitting together, talking together, laughing together*
"...Do...Do I love May?"(Ash asks himself that)
"...Am I...Am I in love with Ash?"(May asks herself that)
In this stunning drama, Ash is controlled by the dark spirit in a plot bigger than you or me...
*scene flashes of a city rising up out of the water, an Ash holding his head and screaming, May falling off a cliff with Ash reaching out to her, A ghostly form of Ash floating next to Ash, Dark Ash stealing Team Rocket's balloon, a sad Pikachu, Ash standing next to May's bed at night before he runs away, apoligizing about the things that are happening, Meowth being strangled by a Dark Ash before being flung out of a balloon, Dark Ash standing on the top of the tallest tower while he maniacally laughs*
Will Ash be able to fight the darkness?
*scene of Ash on the back of a Dragonite, facing Dark Ash who is on the back of a Salamance*
"This ends now!"(Both shout that)
And will two people admit their feelings and find true love?
*scene of Ash and May coming closer and closer, looking like they are about to kiss*
Pokemon and Night Rain Illusion Studios Present:
The Darkness Within
An Ash/May story
Available at Fanfiction.Net under Night Rain Illusion's Homepage
*a quick flash of gray eyes glowing in the dark, a homicidal laugh ringing in the air*
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*shows a busy street in Central. Ed and Al are walking on a sidewalk*
"I can't believe that Philosopher's Stone was fake...", Ed sighs.
*scene changes to a fancy black car driving down a street in Central. The camera is pointing at an older gentlemen in the back, speaking to someone that the camera doesn't show*
"Master Eric, I beg of you, you need to take your duties more seriously."
*scene switch to Ed, who has seemed to ditch Al in order to go for a walk on his own, not really paying attention to where he's going. The old man's voice continues in the background*
"After all, it's not that easy..."
*Ed suddenly smacks into someone and the two fall to the ground. He looks up and the camera slowly pans upward to see who it is*
"...being Prince Saliori, the prince of Radiata."
*ominous music plays in the background as the camera reveals that the person that Ed ran into is a boy that looks just like Ed, except with darker hair, slightly taller, and slightly orange eyes. The boy suddenly runs off in the opposite direction. Before Ed can question who it is, the black car from before pulls up alongside him and pulls Ed in*
"Master Eric, you really shouldn't wander the streets like that. Now it's time for us to go back home."
*Ed ends up being driven away just as the camera shows Al dragging Eric back towards Central Headquarters*
"Brother, don't sneak off like that..."
"But I'm not who you think I am..."(Ed and Eric say this at the same time)
In a case of Mistaken Identity...
Edward has accidentally switched places with someone...
and it turns out...
*a fancy mansion greets a surprised Edward*
"Welcome to your castle, Prince."
It's a royal prince he switched with...
*scene flashes of Ed walking around in the castle, the old man introducing himself as Gawain, and meeting a girl with light brown hair and light blue eyes, looking similar to Winry, the same girl sitting next to him on a balcony, holding out a hand*
"The name's Kat. Pleasure to meet you, Full Metal."
It may be the Good Life...
But it seems that within the castle walls, a terrible secret is concealed.
"His father can't see. He lost his eyes in the Equivilent Exchange.", Kat told Ed.
"In what?"
"In the specal transmutation that grants someone control over all of Radiata"
*flashes of Eric in front of the gate. Black hands reach out and pull at him, successfully tearing off his right arm*
"That's how Eric became the prince. He lost his arm in the Equivilent Exchange."
And what of Prince Eric?
"Al...I too lost a mother. She died trying to spare my older sister Emily from our family's ritual. Emily ended up dying too. I'm all that's left."
*scene change to a younger Eric watching the life leave his mother's eyes*
What Dangers will these two face in their trial of trying to switch back?
*The song "Two Worlds, One Family plays in the background. Ed clutching his chest as he drops a glass of wine, which smashes on the floor, a scene with Gawain morphing into Envy and laughing, Wrath appearing before Eric.-*
"Hello Prince. Ready to die?"
*-a train heist with Eric pointing a gun at a bandit, a snobby looking girl smirking at Ed on an altar.-*
"By the power invested in me, I pronounce you both..."
*Someone of the shadows shooting at Ed, People rapidly dancing in a ballroom, Eric drowing in what looks to be an ocean of blood-*
"Ever since that ritual, I've become hemophobic. I'm afraid of blood"
And will these two find love along the way?
*Edward sitting next to Kat on the balcony, watching a bird outstretched on her hand, Eric sitting in a chair as Winry fixes his automail-*
Or will fate tear up true love?
*Envy rushes at Edward, but then Kat suddenly runs in the way to block him. Eric closes his eyes to shoot at the bandit, but then Winry's scream peirces the air. At the same time, both Ed and Eric call out to Winry and Kat*
Full Metal Alchemist and Night Rain Illusion Studios Presents:
The Prince and The Full Metal Alchemist
Available at Fanfiction.Net on Night Rain Illusion's Homepage
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*flash of the outside of Central Headquarters, Armestis*
"Al...your not going to believe what I found..."
*flash of hallway in the building. A door is held open by a crack, and the sound of typing can be heard*
"This...this is just inhuman! What kind of sadist would do this...?"(Al asks this)
*close up of Ed and Al, looking extremely shocked as they stare at something white*
"Al...I think...I think that we discovered..."
*the white object is revealed to be a computer, flashing the homepage of Fanfiction.Net*
"We discovered fanfiction!"
*a happy-ish tune is playing in the background now*
That's right, the Elric Brothers have found fanfiction!
*flashes of random occurences. These include a Mary Sue Alchemist jumping out of a window, Roy Mustang slamming open doors due to noise levels-*
"What's with all the goddamn screaming? Riza should shoot you people! How do you like them crackers?!?"
a young girl that looks suspiciously like Night Rain(Every Heart)-*
"Hello there boys, I'm Amaya Illusion. I was hired by Mustang to help you guys with the fanfiction crisis"
*Ed, Al, and Amaya smacking heads into walls, Ed "breaking the fourth wall" by smashing a table into a wall, snippets of Linkin Park music in the background, dancing to the Numa Numa song, Ed, Al, and Amaya looking shocked, A drunk Envy liplocks a palm tree while Wrath is declaring love to a coat rack, yellow eyes glowing in the dark and using a creepy voice-
But...
It seems that theres more to this than meets the eye...
*A girl wearing a black cloak approaches a man wearing a black cloak similar to hers, which is like the one that the Akatskai have from Naruto and has long black hair with a style similar to Envy's*
"Master Shadow Ghost..."
*the man turns to reveal dark amethyist eyes*
"It seems...that they found us*
*a flash of the eyes and widening*
"Sister Every Heart"
*the girl removes her hood to reveal long white hair and bright yellow eyes*
"Greeting acknowledged Brother Shadow Ghost."
"What news do you have to report Every?"
"It seems that our tampering with the universes is causing our dilema. And the fanfiction as well. When Subject 'EdElricChibiNotShort004' accidentally tore a hole in the space time continuom and dropped the computer in it, it caused the universes to twist a little so that it would be possible for fanfiction to actually occur, instead of being acted out on our imaginations. Sure, absolute power and all, but if somethings not done, the universes might actually start melding together."
What will Our Gang Do?
*shows them sleeping on the ground, acting lazy and nonchalant*
...Nevermind...
*Amaya holds out a white lily with a strange pearl in the middle out to Ed*
And will these two fall in love?
"Ed, if you hold the lily to your chest, the pearl will show you who you are destined to be with...*
*Ed removing the petals individualy in a game of she loves me, she loves me not before tossing the stem with the pearl off the side of the roof, with only one petal attached to it. The pearl is starting to form the shape of someone...*
They must race against the clock to battle fanfiction or else...
*Ed knocking the computer off the table*
"I AM NOT GAY DAMNIT!!"
Full Metal Alchemist and Night Rain Illusions Presents:
You People Are Joking, Right?
(No, no we aren't...)
Available at Fanfiction.Net on Night Rain Illusion's homepage
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Well, I hope that you all take the time to go check out my better fanfictions. I bet my "movie trailors" made you curious enough...

Remember, they can be found by clicking on my username and selecting "Visit Every Heart's Homepage" or by clicking on "Fanfiction" in my signature.

Chain Letters of Drunken Memories Update will be later on either this weekend or the coming up week...

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