Compliment what a person hates!

[BlackOsprey]

You'd die of asphyxiation before the truly nasty stuff (bodily fluids boiling, freezing to death, other effects of depressurization, fried by unfiltered radiation waves, getting torn apart by high-velocity debris) could ever happen to ya.

I hate how easily tangled my hair can be.

 

[Anagram]

Better than being bald~

I hate how the high cost or razors makes it impossible to go beardless.

 

[BlackOsprey]

Dunno how to compliment that... uh, you have an actual excuse to not shave?

I hate this stupid societal norm that says that I must shave my legs.

 

[Anagram]

Look at it this way, some countries would welcome you.

I hate that I have to leave soon so I can get up early enough for a job I hate.

 

[MegaWallflower]

But it gives you money

I hate that I've accomplished nothing all break

 

[BlackOsprey]

It's ok, neither have I... and I have a week's worth of make-up work that I should've been doing, too.

But instead you did stuff that you actually wanted to do for once.

I hate freezing rain.

 

[MegaWallflower]

It's calming to watch it hit the concrete, though.

I hate periods

 

[Anagram]

At least they aren't as obnoxious as exclamation points~

I hate lag.

 

[MegaWallflower]

But it builds the anticipation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate writing lab reports

 

[Anagram]

At least your on break and dont have too! =D.....right? D:

I hate how dead it is lately. ;n;

 

[BlackOsprey]

Makes you appreciate an activity stampede when they show up.

I hate this weirdly persistent cough.

 

[Anagram]

Cough hard enough and you get out of school tomorrow~ ;D

I hate coconut.

 

[BlackOsprey]

It's a natural laxative, so if you're stranded and your guts are clogged up...

I hate the Alabama football team.

 

[Anagram]

But at least they're not your home team~

I hate my home team. 8D

 

[BlackOsprey]

I honestly don't know enough about em to compliment them in any way.

I hate college football's blatant hard-on for the SEC.

 

[Anagram]

Better than colleges basketballs hard on for the NCAA.

I hate sports fans that take it way to far.

 

[BlackOsprey]

Their fanaticism makes our nerdiness seem tame and socially acceptable by comparison.

I hate how people have mocked my interests while spending their free time screaming at a TV screen.

 

[Anagram]

At least your interests increase your intelligence. Remember that~ =3

I hate not knowing how to improve my editorial further but meh.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

But that means it's perfect!

I hate that my pants ripped.

 

[Anagram]

At least everyone got a shot of your likely cute panties. You'll be popular for a week!

I hate that the site is dying.