Crush a Wish

[VentusVictory]

Okay, here's a fun game I played on another forum, so let's try to give it a go here.

The name of the game is "Crush a Wish" and it's exactly that. Basically, one person makes a wish, and the next poster says some thing like "Wish granted." However, like any old genie, they get to twist the wish against the person. Then they put their own wish.

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For example using KH characters:

Sora: I wish I could find Riku and Kairi.

Donald: Granted, but when you do, they turn against you and make you a heartless.
I wish I could actually fly.

Goofy: Granted, but you need to drink nasty tasting motor fuel to do it.
I wish I had a pony.

Mickey: (Really Goofy?)
Granted, but you fall off of it and crack your skull open.
I wish BBS came out tomorrow.

Chip: Granted, but yours gets lost in the mail and it's sold out and you can't get it.
I wish I was taller.

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So you see, it doesn't have to be about Kingdom Hearts, but it can be a lot of fun if different people join in. There are no restrictions to how often you can wish, just don't double post! Oh, and if you want to make a comment outside the game, such as praising someone's thoughtfulness or laughing at a joke, please do it in ( ) like our friend Mickey demonstrates. Good luck wishing!

I'll start it off with Kingdom Hearts!

I wish I had a keyblade...

 

[Shadow Key]

You wish is granted, but the Keyblade wars start and since you're a newbie to using the Keyblade you're destroyed with your Keyblade by someone more experienced.

I wish I had a Facebook...

 

[VentusVictory]

(I knew something like that would happen to me)

Granted, but you are mistaken for a criminal by the police and taken into custody.

I wish I had the golden touch.

 

[Wintertide]

Wish granted. Your ass will turn to gold.

I wish I had a unicorn.

 

[Shadow Key]

You get Charlie the Unicorn.

I wish Invader Zim would get back on the air...

 

[Jolts]

Granted, but it's a crappy reboot that causes your eyes to bleed.

I wish I had a sports car.

 

[VentusVictory]

Granted but you can't pass your drivers license test.

I wish I had three heads.

 

[testify]

Granted, but all three heads have different agendas and are nonstop arguing which head gets to use the body

I wish anything I wished for would never have any negative effects of any kind ever

 

[Mynny]

Granted but you would be unable to wish for eternal life and eventually you would die and be unable to make any more perfect wishes.

I wish I didn't have to go to this event tomorrow.

 

[testify]

Granted, instead the event is coming to you!

I wish the White Sox were back in first

 

[Roa]

True, but then after winning the world series, die in a mysterious plan crash in the middle of the pacific ocean, and are never found again.

I wish netflix's on demand/stream to your tv had good stuff on it.

 

[testify]

granted, but netflix suddenly goes out of business for absolutely no reason

i wish world peace never happens

 

[Roa]

granted, but then you die a horrible painful death.

I wish my interent was faster. X:

 

[testify]

granted, but then google and verizon lobby for legislation to pass that allows them to basically take over the internet and cause your internet to suck even more than before...

i wish i could go to war and win the congressional medal of honor

 

[VentusVictory]

Granted, but you win it in a suicide mission.

I wish the posts in the Forum Games section counted toward your post total.

 

[testify]

granted, but then the whole site gets deleted somehow

i wish i was scott pilgrim

 

[VentusVictory]

Granted, but you're in the video game and get a game over.

I wish I had a plasma TV in my bedroom.

 

[testify]

granted, but now you dont have a bedroom

i wish everything was sugar and rainbows

 

[VentusVictory]

Granted, but then you eat everything have a heart attack.

I wish Pluto was a planet again.

 

[Death]

Granted. But its going to hit Uranus.

I wish noobs stopped doing stupid shizzle on purpose .___.