Crush a Wish

[lighthouse64]

Granted, but you are officially trapped by tv cameras 24/7

I wish I knew how to code properly

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but now coding is your whole life. You can't speak sentences, only code. You can't give tell someone to do anything without starting with "public static void main." You start counting at 0. You spell "line" as "ln".

I wish I was braver.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

Granted, but now you are so brave it's to the point of stupidity and jump into a zoo's lions' den where you are mercilessly eaten alive.

I wish Mega wasn't eaten alive.

 

[Emperor]

Granted, she pounds the two lions into submission... but at the cost of losing some of her cuteness.

I wish I knew how to ride a skateboard.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but now your feet are glued to the skateboard.

I wish for a happy ending.

 

[BlackOsprey]

Granted. It's brought about by the most unsatisfying deus-ex-machina you've ever seen.

I wish I could give my adult self a reason to live.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but you do so by stealing the vigor and excitement from your childhood self.

I wish I could have the dorm to myself more often.

 

[BlackOsprey]

Granted, but you do so by stealing the vigor and excitement from your childhood self.

That explains why I was always so unmotivated and grouchy as a kid!

Granted. The place is vacant because everyone hates you.

I wish I was more outgoing.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted. It leads you to getting involved with an unfavorable crowd. This happen and that happens, and you're trying to tunnel out of a preschool in Cancun using only broken popsicle sticks.

I wish I had made a 100% on my lab report.

 

[BlackOsprey]

Granted. Everyone else makes 105's, and you rage.

I wish my stupid lab partners would stop getting in my way.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

Granted, but they get all whiny about it and kick a shelf, causing a chain of events that destroys the entire building.

I wish we could elect food for president.

 

[BlackOsprey]

Granted. Then someone eats the president, triggering revolution and rampant anarchy.

I wish the school systems didn't make such a big deal out of these standardized tests.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but now they make a big deal out of something else even more asinine.

I wish for food.

 

[Emperor]

Granted, it'll be the last meal you can ever have.

I wish for drink.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but it's laced

I wish to express gratitude

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but you come off too strong.

I wish I was mature.

 

[Anagram]

I can't grant that because your already mature and have proven it countless times this week alone.

I wish I was more mature.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, you're a tiny bit more mature, and that tiny bit is only age wise.

I wish I could reconnect with my old friends.

 

[Anagram]

Dont make me even older MEgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;A;

Granted but they aren't around enough to maintain contact

I wish I could be blunt without it coming off wrong o3o

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, you can now be blunt without coming off as incorrect. People think you're a jerk for it, though.

I wish I was good at studying.