Crush a Wish

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Granted but now you can't stop~

I wish I was never hungry.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, your body no longer has the ability to want or to use food for energy. Which means now it has no means of energy except breaking down its own tissues.

I wish I could go back in time and retake my Organic Chemistry test.

 

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Granted but now you loop in that time for what equals to a year.

I wish I could go back in time a total of 5min. No more, no less, no looping.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted. Doing so creates a huge storm that will destroy your whole town as punishment for you messing with time.

I wish Chloe could be happy.

 

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^ That wouldn't be a crushed wish for me lmao

Granted but now JoJo isn't.

I wish Mega was happy.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but she ignores the weight of her studies and the problems that her mistakes have made since she's so blissfully happy.

I wish Gram had fewer enemies.

 

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Granted but now my enemies turn to others once they realize attacking me directly does nothing

I wish my enemies acted their age

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but nothing changes because everyone is their age, so they are all always acting their age, in a way.

I wish the forums would be more lively.

 

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Granted but my enemies ruin it

I wish KH3 would end in a way that every fan is satisfied for once.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but since everyone is totally satisfied, there's little discussion to be had about it.

I wish everyone loved Kairi.

 

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Granted but now she dies because Nomura is bored of her

I wish Nomura wrote coherently.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but now they're predictable and boring.

I wish Jiminy had a story purpose.

 

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Granted but they forget it again like in CoM

I wish Nomura wasn't already predictable with his writing

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, now it jumps around unpredictably.

I wish it was clear what battles in a game are built so you can't win.

 

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Granted but you still can't afford to lose to early

I wish other games had alternate scenes like KH1.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, you hate all the alternate scenes, though.

I wish Xehanort was more complex.

 

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Granted he's now as convoluted as the story~

I wish Xehanort was more believable as a villain.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

Granted, however this has made him more popular with not only the fans, but the staff as well, and now in KHIV Xehanort is revived for no reason and is suddenly a good guy. Sora and the others are instantly okay with this and completely forget everything Xehanort has done.

I wish we saw Aqua's face in the 2.8 trailer.

 

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Granted but it glitches last minute and SE's credibility never recovers.

I wish FudgemingGuardian was white chocolate.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

I wish FudgemingGuardian was white chocolate.

Now I'm more delicious than ever! The entire world kneels before my newfound yummyness and declares me their ruler, however I really suck at it and the world goes to pot not long after.

I wish I was a competent ruler of the world.