Crush a Wish

[BlackOsprey]

Granted. You're competent because you are a ruthless tyrant, crushing all opposition and imposing your effective yet harsh policies with efficient speed.

I wish I was better at Latin.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but now you suck at all other languages, even sign language~

I wish Psyren had an anime.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted. It's low quality and doesn't follow the original plot at all, and now everyone who talks about Psyren is referring to said anime.

I wish I was less nervous.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but now your never nothing but annoying calm~

I wish I was better at making Mario Levels.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but now it's all you wanna do.

I wish I could sing well.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but now you can't play your viola~

I wish Adventure Time was still good.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but then CN loses interest and cancels it.

I wish I had my own digimon.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but it dies at least once like Patamon

I wish Mega would sleeeeepppp~

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but she oversleeps again.

I wish I wouldn't oversleep.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but now you dont sleep at all

I wish Mega slept the right amount of time.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but it's not continuous, so she still feels groggy.

I wish for candy.

 

[BlackOsprey]

Granted. You also get cavities.

I wish I could contain my excitement.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

Granted, but your body can't handle it and you explode into meaty chunks.

I wish that Riku's new outfit is revealed.

 

[Muke]

Granted, but it's just the KH I design with even shorter hair than ever.

I wish that the new saga will have a cool name.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but all the effort is put into the name, so the plot is underwhelming.

I wish for Kairi. Please. I will give anything. Just please.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but you get her only once

I wish for reboots to KH

 

[BufferAqua]

Granted, the reboot sucks ass.

I wish to be deaf for one day.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but now your blind for the rest

I wish I had limited foresight

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted. It's so limited you might as well not have it at all.

I wish I had perfect eyesight.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but now your deaf

I wish we lived in Remnant.