Dad there's something I have to tell you

[Sorafan]

Here's an interesting little game that I found on another forum. Basically you play as the son or daughter, and say something to the father (or mother, if you want). The post begins with "Dad(or Mom), there's something I have to tell you." The next person plays the father, and responds to the previous post. They then act as the son or daughter, and the game goes on. Also, forum laws apply. Why wouldn't they?


Example:
Dad, there's something I have to tell you. The sink is clogged.
Quick, fix it!


Dad, there's something I have to tell you. There's a troll on YouTube.
Lemme at him!



I guess I'll start.


Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I like pie.

 

[BufferAqua]

It's not healthy for you, young man!

Dad, I like Doctor Who.

 

[Emperor]

Doctor who? You gotta be more specific.

Mother, I demand an allowance of five dollars for chorus.

 

[BufferAqua]

*Aqua voice* No.

Dad, who is the best Doctor?

 

[Chuman]

atta boy, son.

dad, i have something to tell you. incognito kidnapped me years ago and-

 

[MegaWallflower]

*covers Chuchu's mouth* Shhh, shhh, don't be silly, we love you very much, son.

Dad, I have something to tell you. You're pregnant.

 

[BufferAqua]

IN YOUR DREAMS.

Mum, can I have a jelly baby?

 

[MegaWallflower]

A... a baby? *starts crying* You're pregnant? Where did we go wrong! Who is this "Jelly" person!

Dad, there's something I need to tell you. Kairi > all your faves.

 

[Chuman]

*smacks mega with kung-fu grip hercules action figure* LIES

mom, i need to tell you, i'm batman.

 

[BufferAqua]

No, you're not. Terra is. But you don't want him to be. (don't worry, we all don't)

Dad, there's something I need to tell you. Is Twilight the worst love story?

 

[Chuman]

it's ask you, sweetheart. go ask your mother, i'm not well versed in HP fanfiction.

dad, i need you to know, i'm not your son. i am really the genetic test tube clone/child of spockanort and scubasteve.

 

[BufferAqua]

Dad, there's something I need to tell you. You suck at this.

 

[BufferAqua]

A... a baby? *starts crying* You're pregnant? Where did we go wrong! Who is this "Jelly" person!

 

[Emperor]

Dad, there's something I need to tell you. You suck at this.

I know, Sweetheart, no need to remind me about it.

Dad, can you play catch with me after school?

 

[Sorafan]

No I'm already playing catch with the neighbor's son.

Dad, the IRS is on the phone and they want to talk to you.

 

[Chuman]

dad, i have to tell you, i found out you're really my mom.

 

[Anagram]

Get off the crack kid.

Father, I have to tell you, I got my waifu pregnant during a battle with robots.

 

[Chuman]

if she's kawaii, bring 'er home son. *does pervy dad lean-in and whispers* lord knows i could use the exercise

mom, sorry to say but i killed the goldfish.

 

[Anagram]

Then prepare yourself. *brandishes axe*

Mom, I can't tell a lie, it was me who scratched that car of your bosses.

 

[Sorafan]

No more allowance. Now go to your room!

Dad, I have discovered that you don't exist.