Dad there's something I have to tell you

[Anagram]

Grandma

Daughter, why do cry each time I say life is strange?

 

[MegaWallflower]

*crying* CHLOE SHOULD LIVE! SCREW THE UNIVERSE! WHY DOES IT WANT ONE GIRL DEAD THAT MUCH?!!

Dad, are you really my dad?

 

[Anagram]

No but I'm your mothers sugardaddy all the same

Mom, are you really my sister?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Dear, are you really that high?

Mom, to tell you the truth... I let my friends panty raid your room and told them it was my sister's.

 

[Anagram]

That's okay, most of those were yours because your sister did the laundry.

Dad....mom can't cook.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Shh! We all know that, but she's holding the knives!

Mom, I can't eat this.

 

[Anagram]

Then starve.

Dad she cant' eat that.

 

[BufferAqua]

There's a trash can over there.

Dad, I want Cloud Strife to be my dad instead!

 

[Anagram]

Fictional characters can't impregnate dear~

Sis, mom reads your ahem.."special" fanfictions.

 

[Xickin]

Really!?...Did she like them?

Mom, I have a confession to make...I love Kingdom Hearts!

 

[Anagram]

So long as it's not YugiOh son.

Dad.....I did the thing.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Excellent, son! You're already taking after Zhu Lee!

Mom, why did you marry Dad?

 

[BufferAqua]

First it was for his money, now that I have you guys, I wuv him. *gags*

Mom, I played FFIV.

 

[KingdomSlayer2]

Great......

Mom, I cancelled the FFVII remake.

 

[Muke]

Then leave.

Dad, do girls have tails, too?

 

[KingdomSlayer2]

Honey, you won't find a tail on a girl. But men do have certain "tails".

Mom, I'm homophobic after a guy tried to rape me in a bar.

 

[Muke]

well, youre adopted anyways, so

Mommy, I like Winx Club

 

[BufferAqua]

So?

Dad, why do you always talk about hot girls?

 

[Muke]

I cannot talk about you or your Mother, after all.

Turns out our teacher loves butts. He touched mine today, Mom!

 

[MsKeybladeMaster]

looks like I'm wearing yoga pants to the next parent teacher meeting!!!


mom, I killed our bird