Dad there's something I have to tell you

[Muke]

YOU ARE NOT MY DAUGHTER

Mommy, I don't like that thing.

 

[Sorafan]

Well that thing doesn't like you either

Dad, I'm back after leaving you for several months

 

[BufferAqua]

*puts away condoms* Guess not tonight with her then...

Mom, I killed a guy after he ate my chocolate.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

Again? *sigh* I'll get the shovel.

Daddy, do all boys wear miniskirts?

 

[Anagram]

No son just girls trying to hide their IQs by fooling society with the stereotype that they're sluts when in reality they're gonna rule the world with their genius.

Dad....I just heard our neighbor Fudgemint Guardian is pregnant....I know it was you.

 

[Sorafan]

Umm...... *jumps out the window*

Dad, that was slightly unnecessary.

 

[Anagram]

Everything is necessary

Dad, I wished upon a star.

 

[BufferAqua]

Congratulations, you are now fucking Disney.

Dad, I wish you would go to hell with demon Roxas

 

[Anagram]

I'm already in hell dear, it's called marriage.

Dad I wish you'd take the kids for a weekend.

 

[BufferAqua]

No.

Dad, I think Mario is overrated!

 

[Anagram]

Get the fuck out of my house!

Dad I think Sonic started to suck after Adventure 2.

 

[BufferAqua]

But Shadow the Hedgehog is the shit! Complete and unnecessary edgyness and the overuse of damn is amazing!

Mom, can I have a cup of coffee?

 

[Anagram]

You are not my daughter!

Sister, how bad will RWBY hurt my feelz?

 

[BufferAqua]

Make you feel so bad, you'll feel kicked in the nutsack.

Mum, can I watch some Doctor Who?

 

[Anagram]

No your grounded.

Dad...I saw you with the babysitter. How dare you give her 50$ and not me!

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

*slaps*

Momma? Why's there a man under your bed?

 

[KingdomSlayer2]

This is my manager, Pablo. We were discussing.. er, business plans!

Mom, why don't you like Root A?

 

[BlackOsprey]

We don't talk about that in this household! Go to your room right now!

Dad, I think I might be the chosen one.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Yeah, yeah, sure you are. The one chosen to do the dishes tonight. Now get to it and let me watch the game.

Mommy, I, I... I ship Makorra!

 

[Anagram]

*hugs proudly* My child!

Daddy....I kissed a girl.