Fanfiction ► Destiny Islands Reality Show!

[Don Patch]

I havent done this in a while and most people arent probably looking forward to it since i couldnt think of anymore stuff



Day 1, Sugar Day!!!

Rooster: cok a do *gets shot*

Riku: phew, that was close

Kairi: yeah, we need to keep Sora from knowing that its Sugar Day.

Me: *comes up from behind her* yeah!

Kairi: *screams*

Riku: how do you do that!

Me: i always wondered that myself...

Riku: like we said, we need to keep Sora away from sugar! Remember last time...

-EPISODES BACK-

Sora: SSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Me: SSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUGGGAR IS TEH SSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUGGAAARR

-BACK IN NORMAL TIME-

Me: its not my fault that he showed me what 15 gallons of sugar tasted like...

Riku: Like I said keep Sora away from sugar...

Me: uhhh, we had to keep him away from sugar?

Kairi: what did you do!

Me: uhhh *hears a extremely loud voice*

Sora: SSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Kairi and Riku: *glare*

Me: uhh i put my humungous stash of candy in his room....*smiles faintly*

Kairi and Riku: WERE GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Me: you how many times i heard-

kairi: GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Riku: ARRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Me: Yip!

- 5 hours later-

-Sora, Me, Riku and Kairi are watching T.V-

Sora: werent you guys supposed to fight?

Me: -drained in T.V- blah blah blah

Riku: hey ruining his brain is better then beatin the crud out of him

Sora:Thats why i throw Kairi in the mall whenever we fight...

Kairi: GRRRRRR

Sora: -throws her a 100% discount on everything card-

Kairi: YAY!!!!! -runs to mall-

Sora and Riku: The End...

 

[Blue Mage]

ROFL

Thats great!

 

[Don Patch]

Day 2

-a rainy poring day-

Me: guys i have some news...

Riku: is Sora dead!

Me: ??? uhh yeah...

Riku and Kairi: YEAH!!!!!!!!

Me: well im confused so ill just join them

-10 days later-

Sora: hi guys im back

Riku and Kairi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Wait a sec...I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS DEAD!

Me: oh yeah, i meant to say BHK is dead, heh heh i always get them mixed up.

Sora: yeah. He gave me rings in his will!

Riku: what did we get?

Sora: uhhh -checks his bag-

-10 hours later-

Sora: -is inside his pack- uhh still nothing.

Riku and Kairi: =(

Sora: well theres this empty milk carton that killed him.

Riku:.....-walks over to Sora-

Sora: -still inside his backpack-

Riku: -zips the backpack closed-

Sora: hey what the! LET ME OUT!!!!

Riku: -throws Sora in the cofin of BHK-

-5 hours later-

Kairi: he was a idiot anyways...plus i can get a new B/F!!!

Riku: yep...

Kairi: are you saying that i cant get a B/F!!

Riku: *thinks* what Sora do.... -lightbulbs comes on top of his head-

Kairi: -starts yelling-

Riku: -gives her a 100% discount on everything card-

Kairi: YAY!!!!

THE END....




ON THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!!!!

Sora: hey its a midget!

Edward Elric: IM NOT A MIDGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora: heh heh its so cute when its mad...

Edward Elric: GRAHRHAHARHAHHARHARHAHRHHAHRHAH!!!!!!!!!! -starts trying to kill Sora-

 

[Don Patch]

yeah i know im double posting but no one replied so im double posting



Day 3, Super Elric Brothers!

Ed: great were stuck on a Island

Al: it wont be so bad!

Sora: I ATE 15 GALLONS O' SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed: with a idiot.

-5 hours later-

Kairi: so....your from central?

Ed: yeah

Kairi: which world is that! I dont remember haveing 13 worlds in this game!

Sora: yeah i've only been to 12. Are you a hacker?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ed:.......

Al: so can you help us get off this island?

Sora: SURE! Ok lets see Tall Armor Guy, go get the wood. You Microscopic Ant Midget boy. Get some drinks

Ed:....-getting so mad-!!!!!

Al: oh great!! RUN!!!!!!!!

Sora: nah whats this midget going to do

Ed: DONT CALL ME A MIDGET!!!!!!! -transmute his arm into a giant hammer- IM NOT A MIDGET!!!!!- smacks Sora all the way to Central-

Lust:

Gluttony: can i eat him!

-back in destiny Island-

Kairi: woah

Al: yeah

Ed: -still mad-!!!!!!!

THE END

 

[The Ultima Crest]

It had a real good plot. And it was funny.

 

[the 4th Islander]

this is the most entertainment I've had all day!.....................I like posting on old posts, it's fun,....................it fun.....................

 

[Don Patch]

Someone close this old one. This is why I started a new one...

 

[keybladeking]

so this was a old one? So that why it souds better

 

[the 4th Islander]

ouch........

 

[Ansem _Reborn]

zomg grave dig.

 

[The Dream]

Haha

 

[keybladeking]

what i wrote was a joke...i loved reading the old reality show so i started reading this when it was up, those were really funny storys, each chapter was like a movie that would make laugh out loud every paragraph. With its random speech and specials like star wars episodes and such, ha fun.