Fanfiction ► Destiny Islands Reality Show!

[Crest]

A game? Huh? Well, I never watched Star Wars before.... or played it, or thought of doing it.

Mireille: Now going off topic, isn't Dark the first bishie you caught?

Dark: That still gives me painful memories....

me: *stares at Star Wars game*

Mireille & Dark: ...

me: *smashes game in half with hammer and shoves the crazy lady into the closet and puts a chair under the doorknob*

 

[Krazy]

THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR!! REVENGE!! REVEEEEENGE!!! >_<

*bangs head on door*

*starts sobbing anime style* ;-;

 

[Crest]

me: First of all.... bump... second of all-

Mireille: Aren't you going to let her out?

me: Nuh uh... she's gonna kill me!

Dark: -sigh- Why do I always have to... *opens door*

me: Oh... crap. And more of the uh... random stuff.... yes.

 

[Krazy]

DARK!! THOU HATH SAVED MEH!!! *glomp* WHY CAN'T THERE BE A GLOMP SMILIE?!!?!?! >_<

*cough*

*huggles Dark* You should've just left meh in teh closet. TOO LATE NOW!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*chokes*

 

[Atnihs]

on topic when is your next chapter?

off topic

Atnihs and Shinta stare at the bishie hunter.
Atnihs:I always forget what a bishie is.
Shinta:Could you throw him in and never let him out please.
Atnihs:Whats that supposed to mean.
Shinta:YOU KILL ME EVERY TIME WE TALK HERE!
Atnihs:CHAOS MODE!
Gruesome beatings are censored for little kids may be watching.
Shinta:Owie...please lock him up.

 

[Krazy]

Uhhh....

Ummm...

._.

OH, YEAH!! BUMP!! ^_^

 

[Atnihs]

Atnihs:bump
Shinta:bumpity bumpity
Atnihs:bumpity bumpity boo!
Shinta:who are you majin bump?
Atnihs:I change you to chocolate now!
Shinta:For the love of-ZAP!
Atnihs:Your head taste bad bleagh!
Throws away shinta.

Bumps topic so hard everyone reading it gets shaken by an earthquake.

 

[Don Patch]

http://gprime.net/video.php/quarters here's a crazy video for you guys to watch, and does anyone know how to draw comics?

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Through the years the story of how Sora got off of Destiny Islands has been streched...here's what really happend. So thanks to my hidden video that I found here's what really happend

Sora: Riku I bet you a Don Patch Plushie Doll-

Don Patch: NOW 5.95 AT YOUR NEARST TARGET AND ALONG WITH OTHER BO BO BO PLUSHIES !! Sorry!

Sora: Riku I bet you a Don Patch Plushie Doll, with thorn shooting action! -presses Don Patch's Eye, and it shoots out thorns- That I'll beat you at racing...

Riku: YOUR ON!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

[Krazy]

Hey, what the-

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XDDD

 

[Atnihs]

Atnihs:....
Shinta:Short but now I am curious what the bet was.
Atnihs:Cha..
Shinta:OH NO!RUN!
Atnihs: os....
Shinta:SAVE ME!
Atnihs:CONTROL BLAST MODE!
Shinta:Well thats new but what does....
Super gruesome death censored too extremity for even grown teens.
Shinta is on floor twitching
Shinta:Mommy...


Post more soon and also cool quarter thing.

 

[Don Patch]

I edited the intro post for bad grammer, and what the bet was.

H_K: I'll be your guest host tonight due to Don Patch getting arrested for parking his umbrella in a no parking zone. Alright here's what our contestents will be racing for...

A Brand New Off The Shelf, Don Patch Doll!

H_K: Here's what our racers will be going through in the first round!


They must first race to the Destiny Island Airport and get a ticket to China. After they arrive in China, they must find the book called, "So You Want to Ally With China and Destroy Everything". After they get the book they must buy some fireworks and save them for round three, and this ends the first round of the Race...

Sora: Im gonna win!

Riku: No I am!

H_K: GO!

Riku: -trips Sora- HA HA!!!

Marluxia: -comes up to Riku in The Organization Mobile- GET IN!

Riku: -gets in- LATER SORA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

Sora: GRRRR

Don Patch: -floats in, on a Umbrella- Tra La La LA la....

Sora: -grabs on to Don Patch- GO FASTER!!!

Don Patch: You got it! -gets out a soda and shakes it- Hold on! -opens the soda, and they blast off-

Sora and Don Patch: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE -they crash into the Organization Mobile-

Sora, Riku, Marluxia, and Don Patch: Oww...

Riku: -tapes Sora to a Tire and rolls him down a hill- I R SO EVUL!

Sora: I'LL GET YOU RIKU!!!!!

Riku: -runs to the airport- Ticket for China!

Airport Dude: You got it

Riku: -gets on plane- MUAHAHAHA WHA-

-Sora's on a huge plane-

Sora: Thanks Icy-U!

Icy-U: Anything for the Kingdom Hearts Crew.

Pilot: OH MY GOD WE JUST HIT A GUY FLYING WITH A UMBRELLA!!

Don Patch: Why does this keep happening!

Riku: NOOOOOOO

-In China-

Little China Kid 1: -digging a hole- I bet we can dig to China!

Little China Kid 2: Stupid! We are already in China!

-Sora's Plane Lands-

Sora: Bookstore, Bookstore, BOOKSTORE!!!! -runs all over town-

Riku: HAHAHAHAHHA I AM FINALLY HERE!!!!!

Airport Greeter: Welcome to Japan!

Riku: DOH!!!

Sora: Where is that book!

Riku: -comes back with KH2 and a book- Who would of thought they would sell this in Japan!

Sora: -steals the book from Riku- Ha!

Riku: GET BACK HERE!!

Sora: -grabs some fireworks and gets to the finish point-

H_K: Good Job Sora, now ends round 1

 

[Krazy]

<_< >_>

*steals KH2 from Riku and runs* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NOW, I CAN DROOL FOREVER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*slams into lamp post* X_x

 

[Atnihs]

Atnihs:I can beat him in a race.
Shinta:Yeah right you trip every 2 mintues you run.
Atnihs:Oh and what about that time you were running around and you tripped rolling into the...
Shinta:NO TALKING!

Nice race.

 

[Crest]

me: *reads K_K's post* Now that proves I'm not as crazy as her...

Dark: Meh... I can beat those two any day....

me: You cannot!

Dark: Of course I can!

BUMP!

Mireille: Hey... did we just run over something?

me & Dark: I dunno..

 

[Krazy]

me: I'm not CRAZY, I'm KRAZY! Get it right!! *shakes fist* >_<

Kaze: Ooh, one letter, big whoop. >_>

Sora:.....*eats Pop-Tart* ^-^

Aozora:....*eats donut* <3

me:*twitches* Why do you need to eat so much?! YOU'LL MESS UP YOUR PERFECT BODIES!!!! >_<

Sora & Aozora:

 

[Crest]

Everyone in my group: *reads above post* Yup... she's crazy, err... 'krazy'

Dark: Anyways....

THIS FIC HAS BEEN BUMPED BY THE PHANTOM THIEF DARK!

me: *reading clipboard* Let's see injuries... Dark... none, Cloud.... none, Miroku.... none, Futch...... none, Hiei..... none, Inuyasha.... no-

Inuyasha *in cage*: Get me outta this cage you little brat!

me: *fires Yuna pistol and rewrites on clipboard* Scratch that, one injury. *looks at Inu's cage* Oo... um... *grabs phone* Hello, Hospital for Severly Injured Bishies? I'd like to report a patient.... oh, okay? Good. Bye!

 

[Krazy]

You, sir....ARE EVIL!! WHY MUST YOU TORTURE THE BISHIES?! WHAT HAVE THEY EVER DONE TO YOU?!!?!? >_< ;-;

*huggles teh bishies* Don't worry!! I shall protect you from the evil bishie-hater/torturer!! DON'T HATE; APPRECIATE!!!! >_<

 

[Crest]

me: Well, I only have personal issues with Cloud and Miroku. Miroku: Because he owes me... *counts with fingers* 1,000,000 yen... And Cloud, he has been trying to ditch me alot.... despite the fact that I'M his shadow.

Dark: What about me and the others?

me: Well.... uh... LOOK! THE ONSEN PANDA!

Dark: Where?

me: *runs away*

 

[Krazy]

meh: You can't hide forever, bishie-hater!!!!!! I will hunt you down, and kill you if you touch my bishies ever again!!! >_<

Sora: ._.

Aozora: She's gone into Ukbarm.....-_-;

meh: ULTRA-KILLING-BISHIE-AVENGE/REVENGER-MODE!!! PH34R IT!!!! >=D

Sora:...Yep, that's Ukbarm, all right.

Kaze:....>_>

 

[Atnihs]

Shinta:I forget whats a Bishie?
Atnihs:Its what tails is a bishounen.
Shinta:Is that like chibi?
Atnihs:Uh...Look its the giant monkey dragon!
Shinta:Cool where?
Atnihs runs off.
Shinta:Cool I got to start and end without any temrinal injuries yay!
Neo bahamut blasts him and Shinta is twitching again.
Shinta: Owww...BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP!