Fanfiction ► Destiny Islands Reality Show!

[Don Patch]

H_K: NOW STARTING ROUND 2 OF THE SORA AND RIKU RACE!!!

Riku: I'll get you this round Sora....

Sora: Ha! Yeah right....

H_K: Ok here's what you have to do...

First are two racers have to steal a gummi ship and travel to Agrabah and buy some jewels and give them to Don Patch as he floats through the air. After they give them to Don Patch, they must travel to Central and try and give Roy Mustang a wedgie (which isnt a easy by the way ) and then get to the finish line in the Central HQ

H_K: GO!

Sora: -runs to his gummi ship- HA!

Riku: -goes into dark mode and, Dark Aura's past sora's ship- Bye Bye!

Sora: NOOOOO -crashes into Don Patch-

Don Patch: NOT AGAIN!

Riku: -gets to Agrabah- Yes! -sees Sora there- DOH

Sora: HA HA! Who Knew Don Patch also substituted as a Gundam!

Don Patch: I was the replacment on episode 403!

Riku: Jewel Vendor, Jewel Vendor...THERE IT IS!!

Sora: -runs ahead of him and grabs them- HA! -gives them to Don Patch and steals a gummi ship-

Riku: -grabs the jewels and gives them to Don Patch, and dark aura's to Central- Phew...-gets there, and sees Sora trying to give Roy a wedgie-

Roy: -blows Sora up- Punk

Sora: AHHHHHHHHHH -gets launched all the way to the Homunculi HQ-

Lust:

Gluttony: Can I eat him?

Riku: -walks up to Roy- Can I give you a wedgie? In return i'll give you a cookie!

Roy: YAY COOKIE!

Riku: -gives him a wedgie, and runs to the finish line- WOOOO

H_K: Riku you win round 2!

Riku: YES!!

 

[Krazy]

ROOOOOOOY!!! *glomp* I LOVE YOU!! <3 <3 <3

Roy:*vein* Damn fangirls.....#>_<

meh: Fangirls are your friend!!! ^-^

Roy:...No...*snaps*

meh:*combusts* KOOL! FIRE!! *-*

 

[Atnihs]

Shinta:Well now that Atnihs has disappeared I'm gonna take over our small ch-THWAP!
Neo Bahamut lands on top of Shinta with Shinta on the neck.
Atnihs:I am the dragon king!
Shinta:mmfpmhofjai(Get this dragon out of my face before he farts!)
Atnihs:Whats that smell?Neo Bahmut!Bad boy go outside now!
Neo Bahamut whimpers going outside and a huge crater with a rotten smelling samurai named Shinta is sitting there annoyed .
Shinta:THATS IT I"M LEAVING THIS DUO OF CRAZINESS!
Atnihs:Yeah right where do you got to live?
Shinta:Riku invited me to see the 3rd part of the race.
Atnihs:Really?I got invited by Sora ironic no?
Shinta is in the corner crying.
Cool race I like it a lot its very cool

 

[Crest]

me: Nyah...

Dark: What?

me: I need to do something for a moment *leaves*

*Later where the Krazy lady is*

Roy: Oh god no...

me: Hi ROY!!!!

Roy: *goes into defensive stance* What do you want?

me: *smiling face* Nothing silly! Just came to check how an old buddy is doing! *jokingly slaps Roy's back*

Roy: ...

me: Besides! I have alot of my spies watching you! Mostly fangirls but ah well!
*notices combusted Kray lady* Wow... pours BBQ sauce over... the cannibals will love this!

Roy: *unaware that there is a 'KICK ME' sign on his back*

me: Bye! *leaves*

 

[Krazy]

*kicks CS* STUFF MUFFINS!! *rips sign off Roy and throws at CS's head* DIE! >_< *grumbles* >_>

*huggles Edo-kun* DRINK YER DAMN MILK, ED!!!! >_<

Ed: I HATE MILK!!

meh: SO DO I!! DEAL WITH IT!!! *shoves milk carton down Ed's throat* Mwahahahahahaha...>=D

Ed: *choking* *passes out* x_X

meh: Uhm....I didn't....er...*runs*

 

[Don Patch]

THE LAST ROUND FOR THE SORA AND RIKU RACE!

H_K: Now that its the last round of the race, and your both tied...were going to settle it in one last round!

You must first must do five jobs for Marluxia, and once he gives you the secret reward, use your fireworks you got from Round 1, and lite them in Jack Thompson's office because everyone hates him (Watch out, he may sue you for some stupid reason!). After that you have to go to Deep Dive and steal Blindfolded Riku's Blindfold and Mickeys Keyblade(if the second person got the blindfold) after that you have to go through a army of Heartless and get to Destiny Island!

GO!

Sora and Riku: -run over to Marluxia-

Marluxia: -whispers to Riku- I'll make his jobs hard and yours easy...Now Riku, get me a clip of your hair...

Riku: -snips off his hair- here you go!

Marluxia: Good, now here's your last four jobs.

Sora: Hey what about me!

Marluxia: QUIET YOU! Here's your jobs Riku:

-Get me some dirt

-Get me some grass...or plant or something

-Kick Sora

-Punch Sora

Riku: Ok! -gets some dirt, and a plant-

Marluxia: -takes them- Thank Ye!

Riku: -punches and kicks Sora- Bye Bye!

Marluxia: Here's the secret package!

Riku: -grabs it- HA CHUMP!

Marluxia: Now Sora...GET ME 5 MAGICAL ARTIFACTS!

Sora: -pulls 5 magical artifacts out of his shoes- Here you go!

Marluxia: O_O BWA!!!

Sora: -takes the package- Thank You!

Riku: -on Earth, in Jack Thompson's Office- Heh Heh Heh...-lites the firework-

Jack Thompson: Hmmmmm maybe I should sue Kingdom Hearts for giving kids the idea to kill people with keys! MUAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!

Riku: Grrrr -aims it towards Jack's Mouth-

Jack Thompson: MAUHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAH -firework launches him and knocks him back towards the wall- Ouchies! I'LL SUE YOU!!!

Sora: -runs in and shoves a firework down Jack's pants and lites it- CHUMP! -runs off-

-his office blows up-

BFU: -about to put his hands in the air-

Sora: -steals his blindfold and pushes him off the ledge- HAHAHAHHAHA

BFU: YOU JJJJJJjjjjjjeerrrkkk......

Mickey: What the! -jumps off the roof-

Riku: -comes from behind Mickey and steals his keyblade- Sorry Mickey!

Mickey: ITS OOOOOOOOOOOoooookkkk......

-A giant Heartless Army Appears-

Riku: Hey guys...take five

Heartless Army: ? Whatever...-they let Riku Pass-

Riku: HAHHA NOW I'LL WIN!!!

-Heartless Army is closing in on Sora-

Sora: GRRR!!! I WILL NOT LET RIKU WIN!!!! -takes out 100,000,000 pounds of SUGAR and drinks it all-

-suddenly everything stops and Sora is glowing-

Sora: -smiles, and walks through everything-

Riku: -is stopped right at H_K-

Sora: -walks by Riku and pats him on the head...then the sugar hype went off- AHHH MAN!!

Riku: WHAT THE!!

-they both give the packages at the exact same time-

H_K: Well...this is akward...oh well, -opens the packages...and its his laundry- Thanks guys!

Riku and Sora: O_O WHAT!!!!! WE DID ALL THAT, JUST TO GET YOUR LAUNDRY!!!!!

H_K: Uhhhh yeah..bye bye! -leaves-

Riku: Well, I guess we can name the boat we made and race along the island?

Sora: good idea...

-Camera Off-

Don Patch: Now that is the orgins...of Deep Dive, Another Side-Another Story, and what really happend on the race. (( Serious watch the videos , you'll see Mickey and BFU falling and BFU taking his blindfold off XD except Sora taking Mickey's Keyblade))

 

[Krazy]

o.o

It alllll makes sense now......;; No wonder!! ;; *pokes ASAS and Deep Dive a few times* Huh.....o.o;;

*cough*

Ignore my randomness. And, my lack of other peoples. I'm lazy right now. ^-^;;

 

[Crest]

Yes that explains several uh... stuff.

Mireille: But what was 5 magical artifacts doing in Sora's shoes?

Dark: I can explain that: I sold it to Sora, because I had a bet with Krad that they would both tie.

Mireille: Now how did you know that he needed to get 5 magical artifacts?

Dark: I uh.... *coughstolecoughthescriptcough* Anyway... Krad! You owe me $100 now!

 

[Krazy]

*huggles Dark* STEALING IS BAD! *gloms him* PH34R TEH PAINFUL GLOMP OF DOOOOOOM!!!!!!! *throws head back and laughs maniacally* >=D

*cough*

Weird...I haven't had sugar, yet.....o.o;;

 

[Don Patch]

Actually, Sora's shoes are so big they can fit everything in them! Where do you think his keyblade is when he's not fighting? Also, can anyone draw(or make a sprite comic) of this?

Here's a few question's to ponder while im pondering your next episode. So ponder away, ponderers...ponder.

Sora: If Kingdom Hearts Characters were alive who do you think they would beat up first?

a. Yaoi and Yuri makers (no offense to Yaoi and Yuri makers)

b. Or Normura for pushing back the Kingdom Hearts 2 date so far back

Riku: And why cant Sora get a date?

Sora: IT IS ON NOW!!!

-a horrible fight that is to violent to see-

 

[Krazy]

The KH characters would first destroy the yaoi/yuriness, then go riot at the Square building. ^-^

Sora can't get a date cuz he's gay! ^-^

*hides from Sora fangirls WHICH I AM NOT!!* :ninja: <_< >_>

 

[Crest]

... *sees crazy lady hiding in.... a box that says: 'Kaze Krazy is not in here"*

me: First... she's in there!!!! *points to box*

Dark: Now to answer the questions... First of all it's A! Then they riot at Square HQ.

Somewhere in Japan...

Tetsuya Nomura: ACHOO!

Mireille: And second... um.. because uh... he's very dumb...

 

[Krazy]

Yesh!! I must agree! SORA IS STUPID!!! STUUUUUPID!!!!

Sora: *cries* ;-;

meh: [insert maniacal laughter here] >=D

 

[sasuke 189]

you should do a skit whre thrae buying ice cream

 

[Atnihs]

Atnihs:Such an amazing race and someone even gave me souvenirs from the race for free like this blindfold.
Shinta:T_T I LOST $10000 EVEN THOUGH THEY BOTH WON!
Atnihs:Lets go hide in a cage before police show up.
Bahamut:RAGGGGHHHHHHH!(The police are here!)
Shinta:This stinks so much.T_T
Police:You are under arrest!
Atnihs:Why?
Police:Because you have too many extra people in this post now get moving!
Shinta:WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bahamut:ragh ragh ragh(baby wimpy baby)
Shinta:SHUT UP YOU!
All sent to jail and Atnihs wears blindfold.
Atnihs:Look at me I'm the Riku.
Shinta:T_T why couldn't they give me a separate cell?

answers would be yaoi yuri and nomura at the same time because waiting time is just as annoying as implying the gayness.

great race.

 

[Don Patch]

Sora: GUYS RUN

Riku: Why?

Sora: BECAUSE!! ARE PARENTS ARE COMING OVER!!!

Kairi, Riku, Sora: AHHHHHHHHHH

Don Patch: Ha your parents are coming!

Riku: -tapes Don Patch to a tree-

Don Patch: Hey Wait! Im allergic to trees! -swells up-

Riku's Mom: RIKU UNTIE THAT HORRIBLY UGLY CHILD!

Riku: Yes momma...

Don Patch: -almost dead, then gets untied- Need...SODA!! -takes out soda and drinks it, and jumps in the air- FIZZYLICOUS!!

Sora's Mom: SORA!!!

Sora: NOOOO

Sora's Mom: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!! ME AND YOUR FATHER HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU 6 YEARS AND YOUR HERE MAKING A VIDEO GAME!!

Sora: IT WASNT ME MOMMA!!

Kairi's Dad: DROP AND GIVE ME ELVEN BILLION KAIRI, FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!

Kairi: Ah man..-does 10,999,999,999 push ups and falls down- Ow

Sora, Riku and Kairi: -huddled together- We need to do something!

Sora: I know my mom's a Jessy Mcarthnely((or however you spell it) Fan!

Riku: Mine too!

Sora: I have a idea...-takes out a cell phone-

BHK: -dressed as Jessy Mcarthenly- I cant belive im doing this...

Sora: Shut up!

Sora and Riku's Mom: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! -they jump him-

BHK: AHHHH -runs away-

Kairi: What about my dad!

Riku: I have a idea! -dresses up as a military commander, and walks up to Kairi's Dad- SAULTE YOUR COMMANDER MAGGOT!!

Kairi's Dad: -saultes- YES SIR!!

Riku: YOU HAVE BEEN STATIONED TO YOUR HOUSE AND WATCH FOR TERRORIST ACTIVITY!!

Kairi's Dad: YES SIR -runs off-

Riku: -puts on his regular outfit- That was easy!

Sora and Kairi: Yeah!

-Kairi, Sora and Riku's Aunts come in-

Sora, Kairi, Riku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Krazy]

...

*glomps KAZE! NOT BHK! BHK ISH EVIL AND STOOPID! YES, STOOPID! HIS NAME ISH KAZE!! HEAR IT AND TREMBLE!! TREEEEMBLE!!!!* ^-^

That was randomly awesome!!! xD Poor, poor Don Patch...*shakes head and gives sympathy* ^-^

 

[Crest]

My my my... my my my my my my my my.... my my...

I never knew Kairi's dad was a war seargent!?

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

Im only like on the second page but Im liking it so far.

 

[testify]

Its so funny!!!!!!!!!!