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Crest

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Let's see uh... ACHOO! Huh? Where am I now?
First of All...

me: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! *keeps repeating*

Four hours later...

me: I'M SORRY! I'M SO-

WHAM!

Kisaragi: Immediate Silencer Version 2.3, it's my latest invention...

Everyone: You hit him with a frying pan....

Sora: Oh great! You knocked out the author!

Kairi: Now what'll we do?

Everyone: Television.

TV Turns On.

On the TV...

Narrator: Now time for... <insert title here>

Esmerelda: *in a hospital bed* Riccardo...

Riku: Ooh! My favorite Spanish Soap Opera is on!

Everyone: *Wierd looks to Riku*

Riku: Uh... I mean... NEXT! *presses remote*

Riku's thoughts: Note; ask Selphie about what happened on this week's episode.

On the TV

Some dude: Girl's Gone Wild!

All Females: NEXT! *changes channel*

All Males: Damn...

On the TV- Ah forget it! You'd know when...

MTVs Show NEXT is on.

Everyone: NEXT!

Next logo appears and the show makes a comment.

NEXT: What the hell!?! I can't beleive the KH2/KH cast rejected me! ME! I mean C'mon! I'm the show NEXT! And the NEXTED ME! I'll get those lil'-

PLEASE WAIT A MOMENT AS WE ARE HAVING THOSE DIFFICULTIES BUT WE'RE REALLY LYING JUST TO STALL THIS FIC.

NEXT Announcer Girl: Looks like the show NEXT was just not good enough for the KH/KH2 crew. Another show up next!

Larxene: That was really wierd?

Axel: That we're really on a reality show of us watching reality show parodies?

Larxene: No.

Zexion: ...

Larxene: No.

Xaldin (Now... who was he again?): That all of our shoes are untied?

Larxene: No.

Kairi: Then what?

Larxene: That... *pulls our coupons* *girly tone* You can get all these cute looking shoes for just 5.99!

Everyone: *anime fall*

_________________

Episode Preview:

Riku: Due to certain reasons, the previous episode shown in the last preview will be postponed... for who knows when!

Kairi: But don't worry! We still have episodes to show!

Riku: It is the year 30-WHAM!

Kairi: That's Gundam you idiot! And Kisaragi just knocked out Riku!

Kisaragi: Next time on DIRS: NEXT, What's On TV?
 

Crest

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me: Well... I have no idea what the hell Made is... so... I can't put it int the episode.

Kisarasgi: Aren't you unconscious?

me: Oh yeah... *punches self out unconscious*

Everyone: ...

Episdoe Numbah I dunno!: What's on TV?

Sora/Kairi/Riku: We're back from buying the snacks!!

Namine: You took a whole two days to get snacks?

Sora: Cha... The nearest store is in Canada!

Axel: Grrr.... Canada... I hate you so much...

Riku: Where else would we get food?

Namine: ... *points to the 711 convieniently located nexted to Destiny Islands*

Riku: Oh... anyways... let's get back to the tellie. *click*

TV

Love Destiny Again is on. (Imagine the Love Hina opening Theme... well... just download it http://www.irradiance.net/NewStuff/Animation/sswroom_work/Love%20Hina%20Again%20-Konako-%20OP%20640x480%2024fps%20DivX5%20LPCM.avi to know my point, beware of minor nudity, and replace Keitaro with Sora, Naru with KH2 Kairi, Kanako with Namine, Shinobu with Selphie, Motoko with Mulan, Kaolla with um... Alice!, Mitsune with Larxene, Mutsumi with Marluxia, Sarah with KH1 Kairi, and Haruka with Kaze. I'll explain later... now... back to the show!)

Keitaro busts in on all the girls in the baths.... they're all wearing towels you perverts.

Shinobu: *teary eyes* *runs away because somone saw her in a towel...*

Motoko: *busts in and slashes Keitaro towards Kaolla and Mitsune*

Kaolla: *drop kicks Keitaro*

Naru: *deals a super uppercut into space*

Larxene: NEXT! *click*

Woman on TV: Now time for sitcoms...

Everyone: YAY!!

Woman on TV: Written by Michael Jackson....

Everyone: NEXT! *click*

Who Wants To Be a Keyblademasternare?

Sora: Is there a word like that?

Kairi: No... but this is cool!

Regis: Now... today... Lina Schamallamadingdong will be answering questions to get the Ultima Keyblade. Miss Schamallamadingdong... are you ready?

L. Schamallamadingdong: Yes.

Regis: Okay then! Question One...

*uneeded dramatic music that always plays in W.W.T.B.A.M.*

Regis: A doorknob is used to open what?

A. A door.
B. Hansel and Gretel's House of Doors
C. Doors
D. Tifa's --------- stash.

Lina: Um... hmmm....

5 hours later

Lina: Hmmm...

Regis: Let me tell you something... it ain't B, C, or D! *starts drinking coffee*

Everyone: NEXT!

Warning! This TV will explode in 5 seconds due to lack interestingness.

Everyone: Uh-oh...

Zexion: ...

Marluxia: Ewwww! You wet yourself!??

KABAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pans out of... another TV screen and see me pointing to it with a teacher's stick.

me: And that's what will happen if you knock out the author. Understood?

Everyone: *nodds*

TBC

Larxene: Hey! I'm doing the preview this time! *girly tone* HOORAY! YIPEE! Wait til Madonna hears about this!

Viki: *poofs in from nowhere* Huh? Where am I? Wh oare you? You're pretty...

Larxene: *southern accent* Why thank ya darlin' I just got my hair done in-

Viki: ACHOO!

Larxene: *is teleported away*

Viki: Uh-oh... I can teleport stuff! Uh um... what was I gonna say?

KH2 Kairi: *sigh* Next time on DIRS. ACHOO!: Viki the Teleportress

Viki: Hi! Who are you again! I'm Viki!

KH2 Kairi: ...

(notes on the Love Hina Again Intro. There is minor nudity and I'll explain the characters.

Keitaro- The only main guy in the anime... replaced by Sora

Kanako- First girl that appears in the opening has a black cat with her. Replaced by Namine

Naru- Second girl has long gold hair. Replaced by KH2 Kairi

Shinobu- Blue haired girl. Third girl to appear. Replaced by Selphie

Kaolla- Fourth girl. Tannish skin. Replaced by Alice

Motoko- Fifth girl. Samurai outfit. Replaced by Mulan, since she's the only girl that knows how to use a sword.

Sarah- Blonide that appears. Replaced by KH1 Kairi.

Mutsumi- Girl that looks too happy... replaced by Marluxia

Mitsune- Woman in blue tank top and short shorts. Replaced by Larxene.

Haruka- Woman with cigarette in mouth or what looks like one. Not an important character... so gender doesn't matter... So I chose Kaze.

Just download and watch the quick intro.... and replace characters with characters...)

See you soon!
 

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Shinta is wearing a funeral dress mourning his plushies
Atnihs:I don't know you anymore.
Shinta: My babies!
Atnihs: Its just freaking dolls get new ones!
Shinta: Huh?Oh yeah my mom got these so I dont know where to get them I'm not a freak.
Atnihs:You're a guy in a dress!
Shinta: My mom always wore dresses to funerals.
Atnihs:Your mom is a female you nutjob!
Shinta:....I just realized that this place needs decorating.
Atnihs:HOW CAN YOU BE THE BATOUSSAI?!
Shinta: Because I'm Don Patch's cousin and crazy runs in the family.
Atnihs:You're not even candy based!
Shinta: Distant relative.
 

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Now.. before I get shot... I'll update. How long until I get booted from this job... I dunno.

Chapter.... Kittens!: ACHOO! Viki the Teleportress

One fine... day of squirrels.. everyone... was just standing in a circle.

Marluxia: How'd we get here?

Larxene: I dunno... I was just drinking some martinis while doing my hair and nails at the same time... then I heard someone sneeze and now I'm here!

Poof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Viki: *appears outta nowhere (she's the girl in my siggy)* Huh? *notices she is fifty feet in the air* EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! *falls*

BAM! POW! CRASH! DUCKS! OOF! BAM!

Everyone: STOP IT WITH THE STUPID SOUND EFFECTS ALREADY!!!!

Okay... okay.... Viki is now ontop of Riku.

Viki: Whew.... good thing I landed on this nice soft Riku!

Riku: Get off me~! You're heavy!

Viki: *stupidly* You're heavy too!

Riku: *anime shifty eyes* ...

Viki: *pulls out a basket of.... pickles* Lunch anyo-ACHOO!

Kaze: *disappears*

Sora: Hey where'd Kaze g-

Viki: ACHOO!

Sora: *gone too*

The sneezing continues as more and more characters disappear... until Riku, Namine, and Viki are left...

Namine: Great! How do find everyone now!?!

Ponder...

Everyone: Roadtrip!!!

Now... in the Tales of Symphonia Movie Set... around the First Encounter with Sheena scene.

Sheena: Who among you is the Chosen one?

Colette: Oh! That would be me!

Sheena: Prepare to die!

*Suddenly Kairi falls outta the air and lands on the switch to the trapdoor just as conviently as Sheena was ontop of the trapdoor*

Sheena: What!! That's not what it said in the script! *falls*

Sheena: *while falling* IIIIIIII DON'T DO MY OWN STUUUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTSSSSSS!

Lloyd: Hey director... was that supposed to happen?

Flying bus poofs outta nowhere with Riku, Namine, and Viki inside.

Riku: *flings Kairi into the flying bus and poofs away*

Director: Hmmm... oh! This is alot better than the Sheena attacks and Lloyd gets hit by her attack to protect Colette scene we were planning! We'll just edit out the red haired girl and make it look like Colette did it! And edit out the bus too...

Lloyd: Damn it! I need a new agent!

Now... at the 1930s version of the Wizard of Oz movie set...

KH2 Kairi: Hey... you know what?

Kaze: ...what?

KH2 Kairi: Isn't this version where Michael Jackson plays the Scarecrow?

Kaze: Um.. yeah... so? *REALIZATION* OH hell no!

Scarecrow: *happens to be walking their way*

TBC-

Riku: Whoa whoa whoa... wait a second! Where has CS been this whole time!?

Kairi: I thought he was narrating.

Cloud: *comes out of narrator's booth* No... that was me. Since all the other stooges we hire to be narrator usually die somehow... I did the job... also my shadow said that he won't bother me for a day or so...

Kairi: Okay.... so where is he?

In a room...

me: *watching a FMA video... click here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM9GR9hqnbA* Wow... never knew the Japanes versions of Ed, Al, Winry, Roy, and Hughes can sing... *notices little tidbit about FMA series at end of video* HOLY -explicit-!

TBC for real...

Riku: Okay.... too lazy to do previews so... we'll have Kisarasgi do an experiment!

Kisaragi: Now... all you need to use the Kingly throne of Silence is this...

1. A chair

2. Several Insulated wires.

3. A guinea pig (especially one that is too loud)

4. A power source of at least 700 volts or more.

5. A waistcoat and seatbelts

Kisaragi: Now... get the guinea pig strapped to the chair with waistcoat and belts.

Sora: What the hell!!!

Kisarasgi: Then connect wires A to...

1 hour later...

Kisaragi: Then all you have to do know is press this button... *presses*

Sora: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *electrocuted* *unconscious*

Namine: *british tone* Now that the electrocutions are outta the way...

Jigai! WorldTrip Rampage!
 
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