me: Well... I have no idea what the hell Made is... so... I can't put it int the episode.
Kisarasgi: Aren't you unconscious?
me: Oh yeah... *punches self out unconscious*
Everyone: ...
Episdoe Numbah I dunno!: What's on TV?
Sora/Kairi/Riku: We're back from buying the snacks!!
Namine: You took a whole two days to get snacks?
Sora: Cha... The nearest store is in Canada!
Axel: Grrr.... Canada... I hate you so much...
Riku: Where else would we get food?
Namine: ... *points to the 711 convieniently located nexted to Destiny Islands*
Riku: Oh... anyways... let's get back to the tellie. *click*
TV
Love Destiny Again is on. (Imagine the Love Hina opening Theme... well... just download it
http://www.irradiance.net/NewStuff/Animation/sswroom_work/Love%20Hina%20Again%20-Konako-%20OP%20640x480%2024fps%20DivX5%20LPCM.avi to know my point, beware of minor nudity, and replace Keitaro with Sora, Naru with KH2 Kairi, Kanako with Namine, Shinobu with Selphie, Motoko with Mulan, Kaolla with um... Alice!, Mitsune with Larxene, Mutsumi with Marluxia, Sarah with KH1 Kairi, and Haruka with Kaze. I'll explain later... now... back to the show!)
Keitaro busts in on all the girls in the baths.... they're all wearing towels you perverts.
Shinobu: *teary eyes* *runs away because somone saw her in a towel...*
Motoko: *busts in and slashes Keitaro towards Kaolla and Mitsune*
Kaolla: *drop kicks Keitaro*
Naru: *deals a super uppercut into space*
Larxene: NEXT! *click*
Woman on TV: Now time for sitcoms...
Everyone: YAY!!
Woman on TV: Written by Michael Jackson....
Everyone: NEXT! *click*
Who Wants To Be a Keyblademasternare?
Sora: Is there a word like that?
Kairi: No... but this is cool!
Regis: Now... today... Lina Schamallamadingdong will be answering questions to get the Ultima Keyblade. Miss Schamallamadingdong... are you ready?
L. Schamallamadingdong: Yes.
Regis: Okay then! Question One...
*uneeded dramatic music that always plays in W.W.T.B.A.M.*
Regis: A doorknob is used to open what?
A.
A door.
B. Hansel and Gretel's House of Doors
C. Doors
D. Tifa's --------- stash.
Lina: Um... hmmm....
5 hours later
Lina: Hmmm...
Regis: Let me tell you something... it ain't B, C, or D! *starts drinking coffee*
Everyone: NEXT!
Warning! This TV will explode in 5 seconds due to lack interestingness.
Everyone: Uh-oh...
Zexion: ...
Marluxia: Ewwww! You wet yourself!??
KABAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pans out of... another TV screen and see me pointing to it with a teacher's stick.
me: And that's what will happen if you knock out the author. Understood?
Everyone: *nodds*
TBC
Larxene: Hey! I'm doing the preview this time! *girly tone* HOORAY! YIPEE! Wait til Madonna hears about this!
Viki: *poofs in from nowhere* Huh? Where am I? Wh oare you? You're pretty...
Larxene: *southern accent* Why thank ya darlin' I just got my hair done in-
Viki: ACHOO!
Larxene: *is teleported away*
Viki: Uh-oh... I can teleport stuff! Uh um... what was I gonna say?
KH2 Kairi: *sigh* Next time on DIRS. ACHOO!: Viki the Teleportress
Viki: Hi! Who are you again! I'm Viki!
KH2 Kairi: ...
(notes on the Love Hina Again Intro. There is minor nudity and I'll explain the characters.
Keitaro- The only main guy in the anime... replaced by Sora
Kanako- First girl that appears in the opening has a black cat with her. Replaced by Namine
Naru- Second girl has long gold hair. Replaced by KH2 Kairi
Shinobu- Blue haired girl. Third girl to appear. Replaced by Selphie
Kaolla- Fourth girl. Tannish skin. Replaced by Alice
Motoko- Fifth girl. Samurai outfit. Replaced by Mulan, since she's the only girl that knows how to use a sword.
Sarah- Blonide that appears. Replaced by KH1 Kairi.
Mutsumi- Girl that looks too happy... replaced by Marluxia
Mitsune- Woman in blue tank top and short shorts. Replaced by Larxene.
Haruka- Woman with cigarette in mouth or what looks like one. Not an important character... so gender doesn't matter... So I chose Kaze.
Just download and watch the quick intro.... and replace characters with characters...)
See you soon!