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Inside bahamut...
Kaze: Pass the potatos
Shinta:*sniff*I'm so glad the family could get back together after so long.
Atnihs:We arent a family we are all a bunch of people eaten by Bahamut and no one seems to care about Kaze enough to get us out of him.
Kaze:And none of us want to go out the southern exit because none of us know if we would survive.
Atnihs:Well we could send one person down as a test subject.
Riku Replica:Why me?
Atnihs:Because if you die there will still be a Riku around and we will be rid of your incesant whining when we watch DIRS.
Kaze:Yeah we had a great episode this time.

I liked it again.w00t Don Patch.
 
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Let's see uh... ACHOO! Huh? Where am I now?
Sora died.... Whoo hoo! Someone did my job for me!! Whoo! Oh yeah!

I always use other characters from other shows... its my style of humor.

Kisaragi: That's right... *holds test tube of unidentifiable liquid* Now Bahamaut... stay still.... *forces test tube contents down his throats and runs away*

me: Ooh boy...
 
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Don Patch: -still in his Sora Outfit, and is watching t.v with Riku- I love this, "Television"!

Riku: Yeah i know!

Sora: -gets up- Hey TV!

Don Patch: WHAT THE!!! Your not supposed to be alive!

Sora: I am? And why are you wearing the same clothes as me!

Don Patch: Im the new Sora punk! -punches Sora so hard he dies again-

Riku: Uhhh

Don Patch: -grabs Riku- Now dont tell anyone this!

Riku: -nods-

Sora: Man that hurt!

Don Patch: -punches him again and puts him in a house of dynamite and lights it all, and it blows up as he leaves- There we go!

Sora: -comes back unharmed- Man that hurt!

Don Patch: HOW IS HE LIVING!!!

Sora: This is a cartoon no one dies in cartoons...except in anime and this aint anime.

The Real H_K: Well we'll just have to deal with that! -the whole show goes anime style-

Don Patch: HA HA!! -grabs a sword and stabs sora and kills him- MUAHAHHAhAHAHA

Sora: -comes back- Well you can't kill me because im the main character and The Real H_K already has way more shows planned out

The Real H_K: Yeppers

Don Patch: AH man, -show goes back to normal- Now i can't be Sora anymore...

Sora: Yes but the lesson is that-

Don Patch: That i have to be someone other then the main character!

-somewhere in Saix's house-

Saix: -is also too cool to speak- ................. (translation: Dobbie doobie dooo)

Don Patch: -nails him in the head with a hammer- Muahahhahaha now im the coolest Org Member!!!

Saix: -gets up and his eyes grow red-

Don Patch: Wait a second, -takes out a jappenese magazine scan- Lets see...Saix's temper changes the color of his eyes and also the form of his weapon...uh.

Saix: -his sword transforms into a giant gun and starts shooting at Don Patch-
.........!!!

Don Patch: -runs away-

The End
 
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*everyone is slowly decapitating because of Kirasagi's chemical in the test tube*
Kaze:Yeesh being mangled by the krazy lady is better than this.
Shinta: Silly cousin doesnt he know Saix is so cool that anger will kill you?
Atnihs:It doesn't look like the Riku Replica survived Bahamut's gases and wastes either.
 
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Atnihs:Why am I being tortured?Im not even a bishounen!
Shinta is cooking the eggs.
Shinta:Yay eggs!
Kaze: Im surprised we havent gotten near the stomach acids yet and that we are rebuilt to our old bodies now.
Bahamut is hibernating since its spring and they are the opposite to bears in hibernation.
 
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Man i can't wait till KH2's out then i can come up with more material.

-the Organization are in Castle Oblivion-

Marluxia: Ok guys, Normura wants our Castle back. And if we dont give it back he's going to splash his martini on me.

Normura: Have you ever got the stain out? Cause ya can't!

Marluxia: Yeah plus martini's ruin my hair

Axel: So where are we going to crash?

Larxane: I know!

-on Destiny Islands-

Sora: -wakes up, and yawns- Hello sun! -walks down the stairs- He-gets nailed in the head with a club-

-a few hours later-

Sora: -wakes up in a potato sack with Riku and Kairi- What the? Why are we in potato sacks!

Riku: I don't know

Kairi: Me neither!

Marluxia: -him and the Organization come in- Were taking your place, GOT IT?

Sora: You know you could have just asked

Marluxia: -bonks Sora on the head- Were evil, you shouldn't take that away from us. Right Erwin?

Erwin: Right Yo..Yo, yo yo yo yo yo yo....

Marluxia: -rolls his eyes-

Erwin: Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

Marluxia: -kicks him out the window- Uh, yeah.

Sora: Sorry :(

-after a few days of the Org living there-

Riku: I can't take this anymore!

Sora: I know Lexause keeps clogging the toilet!

Kairi: and Marluxia keeps bragging how his hair is better then mine....its not :(

Sora: Were just going to have to take over this place with a friend...muahahhahahaahahhaahhahahaha

Riku: -slaps sora in the the back of the head- Only i can laugh manicily...

Sora: Sorry

Don Patch: So you want me do to what?

Sora: Well since you look like a Fat Orange Sonic and also a Deformed Child we want you to scare the Org away

Don Patch: i'll do it for fifty bucks

Sora: Fine...

-the Org is watching T.V-

Don Patch: -runs in- WOOOGIE WOOOGIE WOOOOGIE!!!!!!

Marluxia: ITS A FAT SONIC!!

Axel: ITS SEGA!!! RUN AWAY AXEL JR.!!!!

Axel Jr.: - a Chao super spikey hair is just crawling along- goo gooo

Marluxia: EVERYBODY RUNNNNN!!!!!

-the org. leaves in a mass panic-

Sora: Well here's you fifty bucks Patch, and thanks you got us our house back

Don Patch: Yeah Yeah....

Kairi: Well, lets watch t.v!

Everybody: Ok!

Lexeause: -comes out of the bathroom- Toilets clogged.

THE END!
 
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Who wants to know?
Heres one:

KING MICKEY'S DAY OFF

Donald: (Standing at the door playing gameboy)
Minnie: (Sitting in the throne room)
Goofy: (Laughing like an idiot on the loudspeaker over and over)
Pluto: (Itching)
Dasiy: (Sighing painfully as Huey, Duey, and Louie destroy countless Gummi Ships)
Sora: (Trying to pick his nose with his Keyblade)
Donald: SORA! NOOOOOOO!!
Sora: Wha?! What's up!?
Donald: Never do that! Or do you want Heartless to pour out of your nostrils?
Sora: Good point... I'M GONNA GO FIND RIKU!
(Runs off)
Goofy: (Still monotonously yucking it up)
Donald: SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Goofy: (Stops suddenly) Hy-uck!
Donald: Oh, good lord...
Pete: (In purgitorial lair with Ansem) What's up?
Ansem: (Blank stare)
Pete: Nice weather, eh?
Ansem: (Face reddening)
Pete: Wanna play Madden 06?
Ansem: (Throws away chair and dark flames of evil burst from him) LISTEN, YOU FAT IDIOT!! NOTHING'S UP BECAUSE WERE TRAPPED IN LIMBO, THE WEATHER ISN'T NICE BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ANY, AND WE CAN'T PLAY MADDEN 06 BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE A STINKING X-BOX!!!!!
Pete: (Staring in fear) We could play Kingdom Hearts...
Ansem: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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