I bet that the mansion will be locked or they will go the wrong way and get lost.
Fanfiction ► Destiny Islands Reality Show!
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Update soon Patch! I can't wait any longer.....
Every Heart, be sure to have me stand around doing nothing in your next chapter 
News Dude: Well to make this boring news less boring were just going to get to the point. N. Korea has a nuke, a baseball dude got killed in a plane crash, School shootings are going on everywhere! And where the heck is my coffee!
Sora: With all this bad news I'm going rid the world of all evil!
Riku: I doubt that.
Sora: Why? I can! And will! First to North Korea!
-at NK-
Kim: Do Do DO do do
Sora: Mister Kim, will you please not bomb anyone. I'll give you this really cute puppy!
Kim: Hmmmm, -grabs the puppy and kicks it-
Sora: -SUPER GASP!- YOUR EVIL!!! -has big anime tears-
-at the cemetery-
Sora: EVERYONE STAND BACK! I'VE WATCHED FRANKENSTEIN LIKE 20 TIMES! -digs up Cory Lidles body- Stand back! -puts some freaky machine on his back-
Cory: -gets up- Hey, I'm alive again! I'M ALIVE! -a squirrel jumps into the machine and it blows up and he dies again-
Sora: NOOOO! Well good thing I have this amulet! -puts it around his neck-
Cory: Yay! I'm alive again! BUT I NEED BRAINS!!!
Adam West: ZOMBIES AHHHHHH -runs away along with everyone else-
Sora: -cuts the amulet off his neck- Fine, well I'm off to every school around the world-
-at some school-
Sora: Now remember jocks, those kids you beat up. They have guns! And there going to shoot you!
Jock: -looks at a extremely small nerdy kid- AHHHHHHHHHH -jumps out the window-
Teacher: OH MY GOSH HE'S DEAD!!!
Jock: Uhh no I'm not! -a anvil falls out of the sky and hits him in the head-
Sora: -sigh- I'm just not fit to help the world...
Riku: Yeah you aren't
Sora: SHUT UP WHITE HAIRED...OLD GUY!
Riku: I'm not old
Kairi: Your the oldest out of all of us.
Riku: -gasps, and looks at his hair- AHHH THERE'S A GREY HAIR!
Kairi: Your hair is sliver how can you tell?
Riku: I don't know! Wait, i'm getting delusional, Thats a sign of oldness! -screams-
Don Patch: SHUT UP OLD MAN!!
Riku: -cries-
Sora: Hey this story is centered around me, we all know Riku is very old.
Riku: -holding up a hearing horn by his ear- WHAT?!
Sora: You guys are suppose to make me feel better, you guys know i'm stupid and senstitive!
Kairi: Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Riku: I remember when I used to play stick ball with my friends...those were the days.
Kairi: Fine! I'll go!
-in Sora's room-
Sora: Finally! I'm away from them! -pulls a lever on the wall and reveals a tunnel.- Finally! My happy place! -runs through the tunnel-
Kairi: Sora? -see's the tunnel- I know, this is gonna lead to something stupid. -goes through the tunnel.-
-in a white room with a T.V and a single game system with Sora playing it-
Kairi: Sora what are you doing?
Sora: WHAT! You can't be here! This is my happy place! No one can be in here! -pushes a button and the rooms starts to collapse- WAAH! -runs out of the tunnel with Kairi-
Kairi: Ok that was weird, and I'm not even going to ask you about it. -leaves-
Sora: Jeez, what a weirdo!
The End.
News Dude: Well to make this boring news less boring were just going to get to the point. N. Korea has a nuke, a baseball dude got killed in a plane crash, School shootings are going on everywhere! And where the heck is my coffee!
Sora: With all this bad news I'm going rid the world of all evil!
Riku: I doubt that.
Sora: Why? I can! And will! First to North Korea!
-at NK-
Kim: Do Do DO do do
Sora: Mister Kim, will you please not bomb anyone. I'll give you this really cute puppy!
Kim: Hmmmm, -grabs the puppy and kicks it-
Sora: -SUPER GASP!- YOUR EVIL!!! -has big anime tears-
-at the cemetery-
Sora: EVERYONE STAND BACK! I'VE WATCHED FRANKENSTEIN LIKE 20 TIMES! -digs up Cory Lidles body- Stand back! -puts some freaky machine on his back-
Cory: -gets up- Hey, I'm alive again! I'M ALIVE! -a squirrel jumps into the machine and it blows up and he dies again-
Sora: NOOOO! Well good thing I have this amulet! -puts it around his neck-
Cory: Yay! I'm alive again! BUT I NEED BRAINS!!!
Adam West: ZOMBIES AHHHHHH -runs away along with everyone else-
Sora: -cuts the amulet off his neck- Fine, well I'm off to every school around the world-
-at some school-
Sora: Now remember jocks, those kids you beat up. They have guns! And there going to shoot you!
Jock: -looks at a extremely small nerdy kid- AHHHHHHHHHH -jumps out the window-
Teacher: OH MY GOSH HE'S DEAD!!!
Jock: Uhh no I'm not! -a anvil falls out of the sky and hits him in the head-
Sora: -sigh- I'm just not fit to help the world...
Riku: Yeah you aren't
Sora: SHUT UP WHITE HAIRED...OLD GUY!
Riku: I'm not old
Kairi: Your the oldest out of all of us.
Riku: -gasps, and looks at his hair- AHHH THERE'S A GREY HAIR!
Kairi: Your hair is sliver how can you tell?
Riku: I don't know! Wait, i'm getting delusional, Thats a sign of oldness! -screams-
Don Patch: SHUT UP OLD MAN!!
Riku: -cries-
Sora: Hey this story is centered around me, we all know Riku is very old.
Riku: -holding up a hearing horn by his ear- WHAT?!
Sora: You guys are suppose to make me feel better, you guys know i'm stupid and senstitive!
Kairi: Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Riku: I remember when I used to play stick ball with my friends...those were the days.
Kairi: Fine! I'll go!
-in Sora's room-
Sora: Finally! I'm away from them! -pulls a lever on the wall and reveals a tunnel.- Finally! My happy place! -runs through the tunnel-
Kairi: Sora? -see's the tunnel- I know, this is gonna lead to something stupid. -goes through the tunnel.-
-in a white room with a T.V and a single game system with Sora playing it-
Kairi: Sora what are you doing?
Sora: WHAT! You can't be here! This is my happy place! No one can be in here! -pushes a button and the rooms starts to collapse- WAAH! -runs out of the tunnel with Kairi-
Kairi: Ok that was weird, and I'm not even going to ask you about it. -leaves-
Sora: Jeez, what a weirdo!
The End.
Riku is old.......
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uh when will people learn that without chaos order cannot exist, and riku is so old he would probably call my grandpa a wippersnapper.
great update!
great update!
Funny how being 16-18 can suddenly make you seem as old as 95.
Also, I'm surprised Patch didn't make him act like he had artheritis or something.
Also, I'm surprised Patch didn't make him act like he had artheritis or something.
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Lol, sorry it's been awhile!><
... For some reason, when Sora was in his 'happy place' it reminded me of the happy song....
... For some reason, when Sora was in his 'happy place' it reminded me of the happy song....
Woah, it has been quite a while!
UPDATE SOON!
UPDATE SOON!
Lets see. -pulls out a check list- Cauldron? Check. Eye of Newt? Check. Monkey's Paw? Check. Curly Fries? Check. Alright. -pulls back his sleeves- Now I'm not one for Necro-Posting, but on a night like this...-throws everything inside the cauldron and a new episode appears!-
Sora: -dressed up as a Mad Scientist- OK LETS ROCK!
Kairi: -not dressed up in a costume- This is stupid.
Sora: Hey! Were supposed to go Trick or Treating!
Riku: -wearing his evil heartless costume- Yeah this makes me feel young again!
Kairi: For the last time your not a old guy!
Riku: WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Sora: Well I'm going to go trick or treating! By the end of the night I'll be the KING OF SUGAR!!!!!!!
Kairi: DON'T YOU LEAVE THIS HOUSE!
Sora: -disappears-
Kairi: Ah jeez!
Don Patch: -appears out of nowhere, wearing a Ninja Costume- Do you require the services of a ninja?
Kairi: What?
Don Patch: I'm a ninja for hire.
Kairi: Yeah, do me a favor. -grabs him and yells in his ear- FIND SORA AND MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T GET ANY CANDY!!
Don Patch: My ears are bleeding!
Kairi: -kicks him out-
Riku: HEY KAIRI! THIS WILL TRUELLY PROVE THAT I AM YOUNG! -crashes through the wall in a Hummer- I did something stupid!
Kairi: You bought a hummer!
Riku: It makes me feel young!
Kairi: Uh this is horrible.
-in the local neighbourhood-
Sora: TRICK OR TREAT! TRICK OR TREAT! TRICK OR TREAT! -pants heavily- I Can't be the Sugar God at this rate! -see's Dr. Aktion's house decroated with sliver crosses and garlic- Dr. Aktion should be able to help me! -knocks on the door and a trap door opens under him and he falls into a chair and gets locked into it-
Dr. Aktion: Sooooo...you thought you could to steal my...-looks at Sora- BLOOD!
Sora: What? No Dr. Aktion I want you to help me trick or treat.
Dr. Aktion: Oh yeah, your that spikey haired freak.
Sora: No thats Don Patch. I'm the spikey haired idiot.
Dr. Aktion: Right, right...well, I usually go monster hunting on my own. I guess we can stop by the houses and get these...treats. -grabs a rocket launcher- Lets move.
-they jump into the car and it bursts out the driveway-
Sora: You do know that all of these kids are in costumes right?
Dr. Aktion: Really? I thought you were trying to flatter me. Anyways. Most of these kids aren't really kids. Some are just trying to get to the kids. They think they're mocking them, and let me tell you kid monsters don't like being mocked. So I go around guarding the streets.
Sora: Isn't that a little eccentric?
Dr. Aktion: Hold that thought -rolls down the window and fires a rocket at a nearby group of draculas and they turn into bats and fly away- You were saying?
Sora: Jeez. Hey theres a house right there. Can I go?
Dr. Aktion: Sure, but take this. -hands him a sliver stake in the shape of a cross-
Sora: Trick or Treat! -gets a load of candy- YAY! -jumps in the car-
Dr. Aktion: Lets keep going.
-back at the mansion-
Kairi: Great where are we going to find him?
Riku: -puts a blanket that looks like a werewolf on the hummer-
Kairi: What are you doing?
Riku: Hey my babe wants to have fun on halloween too! Don't you baby...
Kairi:
Riku: What? I'm going to go get some carwax.
-after fifty more houses and monsters-
Sora: WOOO! I AM ROLLING IN CANDY!
Dr. Aktion: And I'm rolling in werewolf fangs! I just need one more... -goes by the mansion and see's the hummer- GOTCHA! -grabs the rocket launcher and fires it at the hummer and it explodes in a huge explosion-
Riku: -comes back- NOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Dr. Aktion: Strange, this one doesn't have fangs.
Sora: Must have ate too much candy.
Dr. Aktion: Lets roll! -they jump into the car-
Riku: -eyes turn into flames-
Kairi: Riku?
Riku: -blows up and the hummer parts float in the air and reasemble themselves and Riku appears in it and he drives off knocking other cars into the air-
Kairi: What a halloween.
Dr. Aktion: Well now, this has been a fun night. -see's the hummer in his rear view mirrior- I see...this is a fiesty one. Take the wheel Sora.
Sora: YAY!
Dr. Aktion: -lifts his head up the moon roof and pulls out the rocket launcher- EAT SILVER! -fires rockets at the hummer but it misses and it jumps into the air and block out the moon- Tch. -Silver Katars slip out of his sleeves and he jumps in the air-
Riku: -jumps out holding a sword and they both clash-
Sora: This is so awesome! -look at the road and see's a dead end, and leaves the wheel- Uh sir, theres a Dead end. By the way how is that hummer staying in mid air?
-the two cars are still in there same positions-
Dr. Aktion: -pushes Riku back to the hummer- My car has a center of gravity. Useful for- -the car crashes into the house and the Hummer goes over the house-
Riku: HA HA HA HA! REVENGE!
Dr. Aktion: Ow.
Sora: The candy where is the candy? -the bag flows in the air and falls into the hands of Kairi-
Kairi: No candy for you.
Sora: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HAAAAAAAA
The End!
Kairi: Wait, but where's Don Patch?
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Don Patch: -being held in a cage- Ok look I'm sorry ninjas!
Ninjas: So you think being a Ninja is a joke huh? -takes out a hammer-
Don Patch: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sora: -dressed up as a Mad Scientist- OK LETS ROCK!
Kairi: -not dressed up in a costume- This is stupid.
Sora: Hey! Were supposed to go Trick or Treating!
Riku: -wearing his evil heartless costume- Yeah this makes me feel young again!
Kairi: For the last time your not a old guy!
Riku: WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Sora: Well I'm going to go trick or treating! By the end of the night I'll be the KING OF SUGAR!!!!!!!
Kairi: DON'T YOU LEAVE THIS HOUSE!
Sora: -disappears-
Kairi: Ah jeez!
Don Patch: -appears out of nowhere, wearing a Ninja Costume- Do you require the services of a ninja?
Kairi: What?
Don Patch: I'm a ninja for hire.
Kairi: Yeah, do me a favor. -grabs him and yells in his ear- FIND SORA AND MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T GET ANY CANDY!!
Don Patch: My ears are bleeding!
Kairi: -kicks him out-
Riku: HEY KAIRI! THIS WILL TRUELLY PROVE THAT I AM YOUNG! -crashes through the wall in a Hummer- I did something stupid!
Kairi: You bought a hummer!
Riku: It makes me feel young!
Kairi: Uh this is horrible.
-in the local neighbourhood-
Sora: TRICK OR TREAT! TRICK OR TREAT! TRICK OR TREAT! -pants heavily- I Can't be the Sugar God at this rate! -see's Dr. Aktion's house decroated with sliver crosses and garlic- Dr. Aktion should be able to help me! -knocks on the door and a trap door opens under him and he falls into a chair and gets locked into it-
Dr. Aktion: Sooooo...you thought you could to steal my...-looks at Sora- BLOOD!
Sora: What? No Dr. Aktion I want you to help me trick or treat.
Dr. Aktion: Oh yeah, your that spikey haired freak.
Sora: No thats Don Patch. I'm the spikey haired idiot.
Dr. Aktion: Right, right...well, I usually go monster hunting on my own. I guess we can stop by the houses and get these...treats. -grabs a rocket launcher- Lets move.
-they jump into the car and it bursts out the driveway-
Sora: You do know that all of these kids are in costumes right?
Dr. Aktion: Really? I thought you were trying to flatter me. Anyways. Most of these kids aren't really kids. Some are just trying to get to the kids. They think they're mocking them, and let me tell you kid monsters don't like being mocked. So I go around guarding the streets.
Sora: Isn't that a little eccentric?
Dr. Aktion: Hold that thought -rolls down the window and fires a rocket at a nearby group of draculas and they turn into bats and fly away- You were saying?
Sora: Jeez. Hey theres a house right there. Can I go?
Dr. Aktion: Sure, but take this. -hands him a sliver stake in the shape of a cross-
Sora: Trick or Treat! -gets a load of candy- YAY! -jumps in the car-
Dr. Aktion: Lets keep going.
-back at the mansion-
Kairi: Great where are we going to find him?
Riku: -puts a blanket that looks like a werewolf on the hummer-
Kairi: What are you doing?
Riku: Hey my babe wants to have fun on halloween too! Don't you baby...
Kairi:
Riku: What? I'm going to go get some carwax.
-after fifty more houses and monsters-
Sora: WOOO! I AM ROLLING IN CANDY!
Dr. Aktion: And I'm rolling in werewolf fangs! I just need one more... -goes by the mansion and see's the hummer- GOTCHA! -grabs the rocket launcher and fires it at the hummer and it explodes in a huge explosion-
Riku: -comes back- NOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Dr. Aktion: Strange, this one doesn't have fangs.
Sora: Must have ate too much candy.
Dr. Aktion: Lets roll! -they jump into the car-
Riku: -eyes turn into flames-
Kairi: Riku?
Riku: -blows up and the hummer parts float in the air and reasemble themselves and Riku appears in it and he drives off knocking other cars into the air-
Kairi: What a halloween.
Dr. Aktion: Well now, this has been a fun night. -see's the hummer in his rear view mirrior- I see...this is a fiesty one. Take the wheel Sora.
Sora: YAY!
Dr. Aktion: -lifts his head up the moon roof and pulls out the rocket launcher- EAT SILVER! -fires rockets at the hummer but it misses and it jumps into the air and block out the moon- Tch. -Silver Katars slip out of his sleeves and he jumps in the air-
Riku: -jumps out holding a sword and they both clash-
Sora: This is so awesome! -look at the road and see's a dead end, and leaves the wheel- Uh sir, theres a Dead end. By the way how is that hummer staying in mid air?
-the two cars are still in there same positions-
Dr. Aktion: -pushes Riku back to the hummer- My car has a center of gravity. Useful for- -the car crashes into the house and the Hummer goes over the house-
Riku: HA HA HA HA! REVENGE!
Dr. Aktion: Ow.
Sora: The candy where is the candy? -the bag flows in the air and falls into the hands of Kairi-
Kairi: No candy for you.
Sora: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HAAAAAAAA
The End!
Kairi: Wait, but where's Don Patch?
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Don Patch: -being held in a cage- Ok look I'm sorry ninjas!
Ninjas: So you think being a Ninja is a joke huh? -takes out a hammer-
Don Patch: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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awsome update don patch!
yea all i did was sit at home and beat .hack/GU
yea all i did was sit at home and beat .hack/GU
I was dressed as a vampiress and I harvested the blood and souls of 3 small children!
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Thank god for finally updating.
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Thank god for finally updating.
LOLOLOLOOL AHAHAHA I Love this fic!
this thing is AWESOME:lol:
Update soon which will not happen, but you should after every post type how long you think it will be till you update again.
Sorry, had to wait for Halloween to make the episode special...I went as... http://www.drmcninja.com/ also, I can't guarantee when I'll think of a new episode.
Nomura: Good news everyone! Your going to set out on an A-MAAAAY-ZING RACE!
Sora: Like the one on TV!
Nomura: Yes!
Sora: YAY!
Kairi: Why are we doing this?
Nomura: Because I said so
Riku: So we have to get a partner?
Kairi: -grabs Namine-
Wakka: -grabs Tidus-
Sora: -grabs a bag of sugar with a smiley face painted on it-
Riku: Oh come on he's cheating! -sigh- Wait, where's Don Patch?
Don Patch: -whistles a tune-
Riku: Don Patch! I need a partner for the Amazing Race!
Don Patch: No way, I already have one.
Riku: What! Who?!
Don Patch: My new Minion! Notice the singular use of the word. Meet, MOOGLER! THE MOOGLING MOOGLE!
Moogler: My name is Jeff sir.
Don Patch: SILENCE MOOGLER!
Riku: What?! A moogle, why are you using them?
Don Patch: They can teleport! And they're adorable!
-crickets chirp-
Don Patch: What? They are!
-at New York City-
Nomura: You are going to receive clues that will tell you where to go to and what to do. The teams are...
Sora, and...a bag of sugar.
Namine, and Kairi
Don Patch, and Moogler
Wakka and Tidus
and...
Riku: -sighs standing next to Selphie-
Nomura: Man I feel sorry for you, and Riku and Selphie. Ok, ready, GO!
-everyone charges towards the clue box-
Don Patch: -grabs one- Lets see, go to the airport and get a ticket to London. Pfft thats lame. Moogler lets fly!
Moogler: -sighs and picks Don Patch up and flies away very slowly-
Sora: -grabs a clue- TO THE AIRPORT JENNIFER! -jumps into the car and drives away-
-Kairi, Namine, and Wakka get into cars-
Tidus: -smashes Riku and Selphie's car then jumps into the car with Wakka-
Riku: AH JEEZ!
Selphie: Well, I guess this is more time to think about Romance!
Riku: -cries-
Selphie: Crying is a good way to get emotion out!
-at the airport-
Sora: Hey where's Don Patch?
-at the airport door-
Moogler: -pants heavily and drops Don Patch by the door and falls to the floor-
Don Patch: Good job Moogler, but a little faster next time.
Moogler: -flips him off-
Don Patch: Well back into the backpack -throws him in the pack- Hey guys!
Sora: Sup Don!
Don Patch: You guys got your tickets?
Everyone: Yep!
Don Patch: Ha, we're smart! We're not using an airplane! Moogler is going to fly me there!
Moogler: WHAT!
Don Patch: -turns his head to the backpack- You agreed to this when you signed the contract!
Moogler: Contract? You sent your henchman to the village and kidnapped me!
Don Patch: NYA NYA NYA I'M NOT LISTENING!
Moogler: I'm peeing on your PSP!
Don Patch: NOT THE PSP!
Sora: Wait our flight is here lets go!
-A hour into the flight-
Namine: -looks out the window and sees Don Patch-
Don Patch: Faster Moogler!
Moogler: I swear to god! I'm going to drop you!
Don Patch: Oh yeah, I put a bomb into your hands so if you do I'll detonate it and since Moogles love their hands you'll be outcasted, and you'll feel horrible!
Moogler: You wouldn't dare!
Don Patch: -holds up a detonator-
Moogler: MACH SPEED! -his small wings flap faster-
-on the airplane-
Selphie: You know what movie I love?
Riku: I wouldn't know.
Selphie: The lovey love love looovvvveeee story the Movie!
Riku: Good for you.
Sora: Hey Riku do you need some help?
Riku: YES!!!!
Sora: Ok! One second! -grabs a copy of, "Lovey Love Love Looovvvveeee Story the Movie"- Hey Selphie look!
Selphie: OH MY GOSH!
Sora: You want it?
Selphie: YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Sora: -throws it into the bathroom- Go get it!
Selphie: ARF -jumps in and Sora duct tapes the door-
Riku: What do I owe you?
Sora: You have to lose!
Riku: What? F*** no!
Sora: Jeez last time I try to be helpful!
Moogler: -grabbing onto the plane with Don Patch-
Don Patch: I'm very disappointed with you Moogler using the fool's form of transportation.
Moogler: Just shut up and hang on.
-in London-
Sora: -grabs the clue- Wooo a Roadblock! ...whats a roadblock?
Nomura: Teams will have to spend five minutes in a crocodile den, or a alligator den.
Sora: Well I heard the first letter of the name means how strong they are so A should be the easiest lets go with alligators!
Jennifer: ....
Sora: Hey I make the decisions in this relationship!
Jennifer: ...
Sora: Don't you talk back to me!
Namine: Uh Crocodiles!
Kairi: Right! -runs off-
Tidus and Wakka: Crocodiles! -they run off-
Riku: -follows them-
Don Patch: -grabs the ticket- Alligators.
-at the den-
Ticket Guy: Well, who's going to do what?
Don Patch, Sora, Jennifer and Moogler: Alligators
Namine, Kairi, Riku, Tidus, and Wakka: Crocodiles
Ticket Guy: Well the crocodiles are sick so you guys get to spend five minutes in, "The Den of Pure Comfort and Ice Cream!!!" and the rest of you get to spend the time with the Alligators.
Don Patch: JEEZ!
-in the Alligator Den-
Sora: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!
Don Patch: Moogler time to do your part. -goes to push him towards the reptiles-
Moogler: -dodges it and Don Patch falls towards the reptiles- Whoops! Slipped.
Don Patch: AHHHHHH
Sora: Wow, way to take one for the team Don!
Don Patch: We're on different teams!
Sora: Oh well, thanks anyways!
-the timer goes off and they get their clues-
Nomura: Go to the Tower of London to have your first pitstop. Warning!: The last team to arrive will be eliminated!
Don Patch: LETS MOVE MOOGLER!
Moogler: YES SIR! -grabs him and flies off slowly- You have to lose some weight sir!
Don Patch: SILENCE MOOGLER!
Riku: -can't find a car and starts running-
-at the Tower of London-
Kairi and Namine: -runs up to Nomura-
Nomura: Kairi Namine, your the first team to arrive!
Kairi: WOOOO HIGH FIVE!
Namine: -high fives- Hypothetical High Five!
Kairi: -thinks-
Namine: AWESOME!
Nomura: You have won a trip to Hawaii!
Tidus and Wakka: -runs up-
Nomura: Your team number two.
Tidus and Wakka: -does the secret hand shake-
Sora and Jennifer: DID WE WIN?
Nomura: Your team number three!
Riku: -sweating and panting as he gets closer to the finish mat- I'm not going to be last I'm not-
Don Patch: -flying threw the air while sitting on moogler- YEEEE HAAAAAAAAA -crashes straight into the mat-
Nomura: Don Patch, Moogler. Your team number four!
Don Patch: GOOD JOB MOOGLER!
Moogler: YAY!
Riku: -crawls to the mat-
Nomura: Riku, your the last...half-team to arrive. I'm sorry but you will be ELIMINATED! -takes out masamune-
Riku: NOOOOOOOOo
To Be Continued...
Nomura: Good news everyone! Your going to set out on an A-MAAAAY-ZING RACE!
Sora: Like the one on TV!
Nomura: Yes!
Sora: YAY!
Kairi: Why are we doing this?
Nomura: Because I said so
Riku: So we have to get a partner?
Kairi: -grabs Namine-
Wakka: -grabs Tidus-
Sora: -grabs a bag of sugar with a smiley face painted on it-
Riku: Oh come on he's cheating! -sigh- Wait, where's Don Patch?
Don Patch: -whistles a tune-
Riku: Don Patch! I need a partner for the Amazing Race!
Don Patch: No way, I already have one.
Riku: What! Who?!
Don Patch: My new Minion! Notice the singular use of the word. Meet, MOOGLER! THE MOOGLING MOOGLE!
Moogler: My name is Jeff sir.
Don Patch: SILENCE MOOGLER!
Riku: What?! A moogle, why are you using them?
Don Patch: They can teleport! And they're adorable!
-crickets chirp-
Don Patch: What? They are!
-at New York City-
Nomura: You are going to receive clues that will tell you where to go to and what to do. The teams are...
Sora, and...a bag of sugar.
Namine, and Kairi
Don Patch, and Moogler
Wakka and Tidus
and...
Riku: -sighs standing next to Selphie-
Nomura: Man I feel sorry for you, and Riku and Selphie. Ok, ready, GO!
-everyone charges towards the clue box-
Don Patch: -grabs one- Lets see, go to the airport and get a ticket to London. Pfft thats lame. Moogler lets fly!
Moogler: -sighs and picks Don Patch up and flies away very slowly-
Sora: -grabs a clue- TO THE AIRPORT JENNIFER! -jumps into the car and drives away-
-Kairi, Namine, and Wakka get into cars-
Tidus: -smashes Riku and Selphie's car then jumps into the car with Wakka-
Riku: AH JEEZ!
Selphie: Well, I guess this is more time to think about Romance!
Riku: -cries-
Selphie: Crying is a good way to get emotion out!
-at the airport-
Sora: Hey where's Don Patch?
-at the airport door-
Moogler: -pants heavily and drops Don Patch by the door and falls to the floor-
Don Patch: Good job Moogler, but a little faster next time.
Moogler: -flips him off-
Don Patch: Well back into the backpack -throws him in the pack- Hey guys!
Sora: Sup Don!
Don Patch: You guys got your tickets?
Everyone: Yep!
Don Patch: Ha, we're smart! We're not using an airplane! Moogler is going to fly me there!
Moogler: WHAT!
Don Patch: -turns his head to the backpack- You agreed to this when you signed the contract!
Moogler: Contract? You sent your henchman to the village and kidnapped me!
Don Patch: NYA NYA NYA I'M NOT LISTENING!
Moogler: I'm peeing on your PSP!
Don Patch: NOT THE PSP!
Sora: Wait our flight is here lets go!
-A hour into the flight-
Namine: -looks out the window and sees Don Patch-
Don Patch: Faster Moogler!
Moogler: I swear to god! I'm going to drop you!
Don Patch: Oh yeah, I put a bomb into your hands so if you do I'll detonate it and since Moogles love their hands you'll be outcasted, and you'll feel horrible!
Moogler: You wouldn't dare!
Don Patch: -holds up a detonator-
Moogler: MACH SPEED! -his small wings flap faster-
-on the airplane-
Selphie: You know what movie I love?
Riku: I wouldn't know.
Selphie: The lovey love love looovvvveeee story the Movie!
Riku: Good for you.
Sora: Hey Riku do you need some help?
Riku: YES!!!!
Sora: Ok! One second! -grabs a copy of, "Lovey Love Love Looovvvveeee Story the Movie"- Hey Selphie look!
Selphie: OH MY GOSH!
Sora: You want it?
Selphie: YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Sora: -throws it into the bathroom- Go get it!
Selphie: ARF -jumps in and Sora duct tapes the door-
Riku: What do I owe you?
Sora: You have to lose!
Riku: What? F*** no!
Sora: Jeez last time I try to be helpful!
Moogler: -grabbing onto the plane with Don Patch-
Don Patch: I'm very disappointed with you Moogler using the fool's form of transportation.
Moogler: Just shut up and hang on.
-in London-
Sora: -grabs the clue- Wooo a Roadblock! ...whats a roadblock?
Nomura: Teams will have to spend five minutes in a crocodile den, or a alligator den.
Sora: Well I heard the first letter of the name means how strong they are so A should be the easiest lets go with alligators!
Jennifer: ....
Sora: Hey I make the decisions in this relationship!
Jennifer: ...
Sora: Don't you talk back to me!
Namine: Uh Crocodiles!
Kairi: Right! -runs off-
Tidus and Wakka: Crocodiles! -they run off-
Riku: -follows them-
Don Patch: -grabs the ticket- Alligators.
-at the den-
Ticket Guy: Well, who's going to do what?
Don Patch, Sora, Jennifer and Moogler: Alligators
Namine, Kairi, Riku, Tidus, and Wakka: Crocodiles
Ticket Guy: Well the crocodiles are sick so you guys get to spend five minutes in, "The Den of Pure Comfort and Ice Cream!!!" and the rest of you get to spend the time with the Alligators.
Don Patch: JEEZ!
-in the Alligator Den-
Sora: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!
Don Patch: Moogler time to do your part. -goes to push him towards the reptiles-
Moogler: -dodges it and Don Patch falls towards the reptiles- Whoops! Slipped.
Don Patch: AHHHHHH
Sora: Wow, way to take one for the team Don!
Don Patch: We're on different teams!
Sora: Oh well, thanks anyways!
-the timer goes off and they get their clues-
Nomura: Go to the Tower of London to have your first pitstop. Warning!: The last team to arrive will be eliminated!
Don Patch: LETS MOVE MOOGLER!
Moogler: YES SIR! -grabs him and flies off slowly- You have to lose some weight sir!
Don Patch: SILENCE MOOGLER!
Riku: -can't find a car and starts running-
-at the Tower of London-
Kairi and Namine: -runs up to Nomura-
Nomura: Kairi Namine, your the first team to arrive!
Kairi: WOOOO HIGH FIVE!
Namine: -high fives- Hypothetical High Five!
Kairi: -thinks-
Namine: AWESOME!
Nomura: You have won a trip to Hawaii!
Tidus and Wakka: -runs up-
Nomura: Your team number two.
Tidus and Wakka: -does the secret hand shake-
Sora and Jennifer: DID WE WIN?
Nomura: Your team number three!
Riku: -sweating and panting as he gets closer to the finish mat- I'm not going to be last I'm not-
Don Patch: -flying threw the air while sitting on moogler- YEEEE HAAAAAAAAA -crashes straight into the mat-
Nomura: Don Patch, Moogler. Your team number four!
Don Patch: GOOD JOB MOOGLER!
Moogler: YAY!
Riku: -crawls to the mat-
Nomura: Riku, your the last...half-team to arrive. I'm sorry but you will be ELIMINATED! -takes out masamune-
Riku: NOOOOOOOOo
To Be Continued...
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HAHA, Riku lost.
Cool update Patch.
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awsome update! but um...whats with the chese grader? thats sounds wrong.
YAY! Riku lost! Its fun when Riku's in pain!
-Before the race-
Kairi and Namine: How did you guys get here so fast?
Don Patch: Well with a little magic you can always win.
Sora: Really...
Don Patch: I put special moogle steroids in his water bottle.
-in Mooglers room-
Moogler: MY POM POM IS TURNING PLAID!! WAAAAAAAAAH!
-back at the other room-
Don Patch: Did you guys hear something.
Sora: Yes.
Don Patch: Good I thought I was going nuts.
-at 2:00 am-
Kairi and Namine: -reading the clue- Go to the airport and get a ticket to Germany. Sounds easy. -gets into a taxi-
Taxi Driver: -a Taxi Driver who just happens to wear a suit, with a monocle and top hat and just happens to have a very strong English accent- Why I do saaaay, I seem to have two three dimensional girls within my automobile. My I do saaay, I think I'll have some cheerios.
Kairi: Sorry I'm breaking the fourth wall for a second, Don Patch aren't you stereotyping English people?
Don Patch: SHUT YUR NOISE AREA! I have a pinch of british...ness in me, so if you want to prove me wrong prove me wrong!
Namine: -pulls a guy off the street- Are you British.
British Guy: -has a regular accent and is wearing normal clothes- Uh yeah?
Namine: See, this guy is normal?
Don Patch: -the camera closes in on his eyes-
Kairi and Namine: -somewhere on an island- HOW THE HECK DID WE GET HERE!
-back at London-
Tidus and Wakka: Get plane tickets to Germany. -jumps into a cab-
-to the camera-
Wakka: I feel were going to do really well on this race, and hopefully we'll win...uh, wait what are we going to win Mon?
Tidus: MAYBE WE'LL BE ABLE TO FIGHT IN AN ARENA!
Wakka: -sigh- mon...
Sora: -holding Jennifer up- Were going to Germany!
Jennifer: -says nothing-
Sora: You could at least be enthusiastic.
Jennifer: ...
Sora: Don't you use that tone with me!
-
Sora: We really don't want our relationship to be ruined because, well thats what this race essentially does.
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Don Patch: Lets see...Germany, eh? I guess we have to go by plane...
Moogler: Wait theres a note. Don Patch and Moogler can fly to Germany with out using a plane. -cries-
Don Patch: WOOOOOOOO! Fly Moogler!
Moogler: WAIT WAIT!! I have a cousin in Germany, he can moogle us there!
Don Patch: Oh really! -grabs him-
Moogler: -jumps up and teleports to Germany-
-at the Airport-
German Moogler: AH!
Moogler: Sup.
Don Patch: GERMAN MOOGLER WE NEED YOU! -grabs him and Moogler and takes the clue- Go to the Rock Monster fighting arena. Take us there German Moogler! With two of you I can fly even faster!
German Moogler: Uh, I cant fly.
Don Patch: What?! You have wings don't you?
German Moogler: Yes but not every Moogle can fly.
Don Patch: AHHHH
-back at the plane-
Sora: I so bet Don Patch is flying over here!
Wakka: He was almost last before and He'll be last again!
-everyone laughs and the plane lands at the Germany Airport-
Sora: Ok go to the Rock Moster Arena
Wakka: Rock Monsters?
-at the Arena-
Nomura: In this race, every group will face their own rock monster.
Don Patch: -look at the rock titan- Mooglers, its time you die for your countries...-throws them at the rock monsters-
Sora and the others: WHAT THE!
Sora: How are we going to win this!
Wakka: I don't know!
Tidus: They sure do seem to be destroying those moogles though.
Everyone: Yeah...
Don Patch: Wait I got it! -pulls out some paper and throws it at the Rock Titan-
Rock Titan: Huh! -it covers his head- OH GOD IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!!! -it falls apart-
Everyone: O_O
Don Patch: Yeah I rock...get it? COME MOOGLES!
Moogles: -beaten and bruised-
Sora: Quick does anyone have any paper?
Wakka: Who brings paper on a trip around the world?
Sora: Someone who has to fight rock monsters to continue to travel around the world!
Tidus: -looks around-
Sora: TIDUS HAS SOME!
Tidus: What?
Everyone: -tackles him-
Don Patch: Go to the burger stand and buy a burger for the starving asian guy...huh?
Nomura: -waves at them-
Don Patch: Uhh ok. -gets him a burger-
Nomura: Delilicous! Your team number one!
Don Patch: WOOOOO!!
Moogler: Whats are trip?
Nomura: Trip? No, you get my gratitude!
Don Patch and the moogles: o_o
Sora: -comes out of the arena- Hey where's nomura?
Don Patch: In the diner
Sora: Ok...-gets a soda-
Nomura: -is crashed against the wall- Thank you...your team number two...
Tidus and Wakka: -they come up with fries-
Nomura: Your team 3, and it looks like our last team is trying to escape elimination. Bring out the bomb...
Kairi and Namine: -wearing beards-
Namine: You know, wearing these don't help us getting out of here.
Kairi: QUIET! Do you hear something falling?
KABOOoOOOOOOM!!!!
To Be continued...
Oh yeah, if you must blame someone for the new episode blame Gears of War, and Final Fantasy 12!
Kairi and Namine: How did you guys get here so fast?
Don Patch: Well with a little magic you can always win.
Sora: Really...
Don Patch: I put special moogle steroids in his water bottle.
-in Mooglers room-
Moogler: MY POM POM IS TURNING PLAID!! WAAAAAAAAAH!
-back at the other room-
Don Patch: Did you guys hear something.
Sora: Yes.
Don Patch: Good I thought I was going nuts.
-at 2:00 am-
Kairi and Namine: -reading the clue- Go to the airport and get a ticket to Germany. Sounds easy. -gets into a taxi-
Taxi Driver: -a Taxi Driver who just happens to wear a suit, with a monocle and top hat and just happens to have a very strong English accent- Why I do saaaay, I seem to have two three dimensional girls within my automobile. My I do saaay, I think I'll have some cheerios.
Kairi: Sorry I'm breaking the fourth wall for a second, Don Patch aren't you stereotyping English people?
Don Patch: SHUT YUR NOISE AREA! I have a pinch of british...ness in me, so if you want to prove me wrong prove me wrong!
Namine: -pulls a guy off the street- Are you British.
British Guy: -has a regular accent and is wearing normal clothes- Uh yeah?
Namine: See, this guy is normal?
Don Patch: -the camera closes in on his eyes-
Kairi and Namine: -somewhere on an island- HOW THE HECK DID WE GET HERE!
-back at London-
Tidus and Wakka: Get plane tickets to Germany. -jumps into a cab-
-to the camera-
Wakka: I feel were going to do really well on this race, and hopefully we'll win...uh, wait what are we going to win Mon?
Tidus: MAYBE WE'LL BE ABLE TO FIGHT IN AN ARENA!
Wakka: -sigh- mon...
Sora: -holding Jennifer up- Were going to Germany!
Jennifer: -says nothing-
Sora: You could at least be enthusiastic.
Jennifer: ...
Sora: Don't you use that tone with me!
-
Sora: We really don't want our relationship to be ruined because, well thats what this race essentially does.
-
Don Patch: Lets see...Germany, eh? I guess we have to go by plane...
Moogler: Wait theres a note. Don Patch and Moogler can fly to Germany with out using a plane. -cries-
Don Patch: WOOOOOOOO! Fly Moogler!
Moogler: WAIT WAIT!! I have a cousin in Germany, he can moogle us there!
Don Patch: Oh really! -grabs him-
Moogler: -jumps up and teleports to Germany-
-at the Airport-
German Moogler: AH!
Moogler: Sup.
Don Patch: GERMAN MOOGLER WE NEED YOU! -grabs him and Moogler and takes the clue- Go to the Rock Monster fighting arena. Take us there German Moogler! With two of you I can fly even faster!
German Moogler: Uh, I cant fly.
Don Patch: What?! You have wings don't you?
German Moogler: Yes but not every Moogle can fly.
Don Patch: AHHHH
-back at the plane-
Sora: I so bet Don Patch is flying over here!
Wakka: He was almost last before and He'll be last again!
-everyone laughs and the plane lands at the Germany Airport-
Sora: Ok go to the Rock Moster Arena
Wakka: Rock Monsters?
-at the Arena-
Nomura: In this race, every group will face their own rock monster.
Don Patch: -look at the rock titan- Mooglers, its time you die for your countries...-throws them at the rock monsters-
Sora and the others: WHAT THE!
Sora: How are we going to win this!
Wakka: I don't know!
Tidus: They sure do seem to be destroying those moogles though.
Everyone: Yeah...
Don Patch: Wait I got it! -pulls out some paper and throws it at the Rock Titan-
Rock Titan: Huh! -it covers his head- OH GOD IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!!! -it falls apart-
Everyone: O_O
Don Patch: Yeah I rock...get it? COME MOOGLES!
Moogles: -beaten and bruised-
Sora: Quick does anyone have any paper?
Wakka: Who brings paper on a trip around the world?
Sora: Someone who has to fight rock monsters to continue to travel around the world!
Tidus: -looks around-
Sora: TIDUS HAS SOME!
Tidus: What?
Everyone: -tackles him-
Don Patch: Go to the burger stand and buy a burger for the starving asian guy...huh?
Nomura: -waves at them-
Don Patch: Uhh ok. -gets him a burger-
Nomura: Delilicous! Your team number one!
Don Patch: WOOOOO!!
Moogler: Whats are trip?
Nomura: Trip? No, you get my gratitude!
Don Patch and the moogles: o_o
Sora: -comes out of the arena- Hey where's nomura?
Don Patch: In the diner
Sora: Ok...-gets a soda-
Nomura: -is crashed against the wall- Thank you...your team number two...
Tidus and Wakka: -they come up with fries-
Nomura: Your team 3, and it looks like our last team is trying to escape elimination. Bring out the bomb...
Kairi and Namine: -wearing beards-
Namine: You know, wearing these don't help us getting out of here.
Kairi: QUIET! Do you hear something falling?
KABOOoOOOOOOM!!!!
To Be continued...
Oh yeah, if you must blame someone for the new episode blame Gears of War, and Final Fantasy 12!
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