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Dumbest Kingdom Hearts story summary?



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Zetta slow

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Super random, but how would you quickly summarize Kingdom Hearts? My normal summary is Creepy old man wants a super powerful weapon to give the world a reboot, so he makes 13 of himself to fight some teenagers.
 

cakito123

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A lot of journies with different tragic endings and characters. Only for the last journey have them all saved and alive again
 

okhi12

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The dumbest summary is the old classic Everyone is Ansem/Xehanort and everyone who's not Xehanort is Sora. Now that the hearts inside Sora's are their own people and the future antagonists are not Xehanort's incarnations we can finally get rid of that.

Old jackass wants his keys and beats up teens

happy teen beats up old codger and dies
You can insert Happy teen has been having weird thoughts lately between those lines to make it slightly more disturbing.
 

Odinfrost

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Mickey Mouse and spiky haired teen saves the multiverse by beating embodiments of darkness with oversized keys.
 
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