Really Sorry guys the X-Mas chapter is here.
Lee-Roy: What took you so long.
Zero: Hey just be glad were still here.
Chapter 5 A Christmas tale of joy, comedy and DEATH!
As we rejoin our heroes Lanydx, Zero, Fuzz, Madammina, and Lee-Roy, but not in the normal way we would see them. The dirt road that they were traveling on was covered in an unforgiving snow storm. The trees, rocks, wooden fences, and our heroes themselves were covered in the cold frozen rain. A very irritated Zero was still yelling at Lee-Roy for getting them in this mess to begin with.
“This is the last time I let you take directions." Zero yelled.
The short bronze armored Lilty asked. "How did I know he would lead us the wrong why?"
"Um the fact that he was BLIND!! Really that something I'd expect from Lanydx."
"It is something I really wanted to do." muttered a sad Lanydx sitting on top of the wagon next to Fuzz and Madammina.
The Clavat said to Zero and Lee-Roy. "Come on guys it could be worse."
Lee-Roy gave him the evil eye.
" We are lost, in the freezing snow, most likely far away from any town, and we still need to get two more drops of myrrh before the miasma kills everyone in our village. Unlike you, dumb ass the rest of us have friends and families we want to see living. So tell me dumb-ass how could it be worse?" He asked in a bitter mocking tone.
Soon the small snow turned into hurtful hail. Lanydx pulled out his hood from his wore black coat he packed.
"Like that." He muttered.
Madammina took out her own hood from the fur coat she was wearing and noticed what looked like a house or a hotel to the fork to the left.
"Guys go to the left! There's some sort of shelter!" The Selkie girl yelled while pointing her finger at where she wanted them to go.
After a few hours the caravans made it to what looked like an old worn down three story ski loge. The creepy place looked like it held a monster inside but none of them seemed to care. They parked the wagon and ran for the door.
"This place not only looks like crap on the outside, bu the inside too." Zero muttered. He was right the place looked like it was falling apart.
The vomit green wallpaper was falling off. The floor boards were full of holes, in fact there was a hole in one of the walls. The cough was ripped beyond repair. There also was a claw mark near the fireplace that Fuzz was putting wood in so Zero could start a fire.
Lee-Roy was fuming like the spoiled brat he was. " If you think I'm going to spend the night here, your out of your mind!" He yelled.
Madammina was also not liking this place as well. "Um Zero maybe this isn't the best to be." She said.
Lanydx was only grinning. "Oh come on guys this could be a cool place to have a Christmas party."
Madammina, Lee-Roy, and Fuzz were smiling when they heard the word Christmas . It was the best holiday ever.
"Wait did the dumb ass just have a good idea?" Lee-Roy asked. Fuzz just nodded.
Madammina just gave Lanydx a hug. " Great Idea Lanydx. Let's get started right away.
Zero just went up the stair case. He wanted nothing to do with Christmas. " Idiots." He muttered.
Unknown to the all their was an evil in this loge. It looked at it's victims. It's chose to take the small metal one first.
After Lanydx, Fuzz, and Madammina did most of the work the main room looked somewhat livable. Fuzz put up the lights, Lanydx used his axe to chop off a tree. and Madammina fixed it up with some red and green glass balls.
"Man Lee-Roy should at least help a little bit." Lanydx.
"Where is he anyway?" Madammina asked.
The moogle just stated. " Hot tub."
A few rooms away Lee-Roy was enjoying the heated bath water.
" Ah back to my life, and the slaves are setting up everything-Wait why is this cold? I told the moogle to heat it up! Grr I'll ki-wait who the hell are- " The whole room was frozen thanks to an icy hand. Lee-Roy was no more
Up on the third floor Zero was reading in what looked like a library. Zero put down the book he was reading in shacking fear. The Yuke ran down the stairs to warn the others that they were in deep shit. " Must save idiots and hot girl." Zero muttered. But soon He was quickly frozen. by the same hand.
Lanydx ran with Fuzz to the kitchen. It was one of the few room that looked fine. Lanydx went into the freezer to find a ham.
" Wait Fuzz did you lock the door?" he asked.
"No." Fuzz said scared.
They both turned their heads only to be frozen solid
Madammina was getting worried. "Great Zero's gone, Lee-Roy's gone, and now Lanydx and fuzz are missing. WHERE ARE THEY!!" The Selkie yelled.
"Right here." mockingly said a cold voice.
She did a flip backwards and looked at a white hairy snow man with her now frozen friends.
"What did you do to them?" She asked shocked.
The snow mad walked closer to the girl.
" Made them mine. Would you like to be next?"
Madammina took a step back and a pulled out a rocket launcher she "Bought" from the little Chinese man with a Japanese ascent.
"No thanks!" She yelled as she pulled the trigger and blasted the snowman to bits.
Everyone was now unfrozen. Madammina just smiled.
Later they gave each other gifts and bonded as a team and even as friends.
The end.
Lee-Roy: What took you so long.
Zero: Hey just be glad were still here.
Chapter 5 A Christmas tale of joy, comedy and DEATH!
As we rejoin our heroes Lanydx, Zero, Fuzz, Madammina, and Lee-Roy, but not in the normal way we would see them. The dirt road that they were traveling on was covered in an unforgiving snow storm. The trees, rocks, wooden fences, and our heroes themselves were covered in the cold frozen rain. A very irritated Zero was still yelling at Lee-Roy for getting them in this mess to begin with.
“This is the last time I let you take directions." Zero yelled.
The short bronze armored Lilty asked. "How did I know he would lead us the wrong why?"
"Um the fact that he was BLIND!! Really that something I'd expect from Lanydx."
"It is something I really wanted to do." muttered a sad Lanydx sitting on top of the wagon next to Fuzz and Madammina.
The Clavat said to Zero and Lee-Roy. "Come on guys it could be worse."
Lee-Roy gave him the evil eye.
" We are lost, in the freezing snow, most likely far away from any town, and we still need to get two more drops of myrrh before the miasma kills everyone in our village. Unlike you, dumb ass the rest of us have friends and families we want to see living. So tell me dumb-ass how could it be worse?" He asked in a bitter mocking tone.
Soon the small snow turned into hurtful hail. Lanydx pulled out his hood from his wore black coat he packed.
"Like that." He muttered.
Madammina took out her own hood from the fur coat she was wearing and noticed what looked like a house or a hotel to the fork to the left.
"Guys go to the left! There's some sort of shelter!" The Selkie girl yelled while pointing her finger at where she wanted them to go.
After a few hours the caravans made it to what looked like an old worn down three story ski loge. The creepy place looked like it held a monster inside but none of them seemed to care. They parked the wagon and ran for the door.
"This place not only looks like crap on the outside, bu the inside too." Zero muttered. He was right the place looked like it was falling apart.
The vomit green wallpaper was falling off. The floor boards were full of holes, in fact there was a hole in one of the walls. The cough was ripped beyond repair. There also was a claw mark near the fireplace that Fuzz was putting wood in so Zero could start a fire.
Lee-Roy was fuming like the spoiled brat he was. " If you think I'm going to spend the night here, your out of your mind!" He yelled.
Madammina was also not liking this place as well. "Um Zero maybe this isn't the best to be." She said.
Lanydx was only grinning. "Oh come on guys this could be a cool place to have a Christmas party."
Madammina, Lee-Roy, and Fuzz were smiling when they heard the word Christmas . It was the best holiday ever.
"Wait did the dumb ass just have a good idea?" Lee-Roy asked. Fuzz just nodded.
Madammina just gave Lanydx a hug. " Great Idea Lanydx. Let's get started right away.
Zero just went up the stair case. He wanted nothing to do with Christmas. " Idiots." He muttered.
Unknown to the all their was an evil in this loge. It looked at it's victims. It's chose to take the small metal one first.
After Lanydx, Fuzz, and Madammina did most of the work the main room looked somewhat livable. Fuzz put up the lights, Lanydx used his axe to chop off a tree. and Madammina fixed it up with some red and green glass balls.
"Man Lee-Roy should at least help a little bit." Lanydx.
"Where is he anyway?" Madammina asked.
The moogle just stated. " Hot tub."
A few rooms away Lee-Roy was enjoying the heated bath water.
" Ah back to my life, and the slaves are setting up everything-Wait why is this cold? I told the moogle to heat it up! Grr I'll ki-wait who the hell are- " The whole room was frozen thanks to an icy hand. Lee-Roy was no more
Up on the third floor Zero was reading in what looked like a library. Zero put down the book he was reading in shacking fear. The Yuke ran down the stairs to warn the others that they were in deep shit. " Must save idiots and hot girl." Zero muttered. But soon He was quickly frozen. by the same hand.
Lanydx ran with Fuzz to the kitchen. It was one of the few room that looked fine. Lanydx went into the freezer to find a ham.
" Wait Fuzz did you lock the door?" he asked.
"No." Fuzz said scared.
They both turned their heads only to be frozen solid
Madammina was getting worried. "Great Zero's gone, Lee-Roy's gone, and now Lanydx and fuzz are missing. WHERE ARE THEY!!" The Selkie yelled.
"Right here." mockingly said a cold voice.
She did a flip backwards and looked at a white hairy snow man with her now frozen friends.
"What did you do to them?" She asked shocked.
The snow mad walked closer to the girl.
" Made them mine. Would you like to be next?"
Madammina took a step back and a pulled out a rocket launcher she "Bought" from the little Chinese man with a Japanese ascent.
"No thanks!" She yelled as she pulled the trigger and blasted the snowman to bits.
Everyone was now unfrozen. Madammina just smiled.
Later they gave each other gifts and bonded as a team and even as friends.
The end.
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