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Spirit

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post funny quotes that u may have heard on tv or anywhere heres 1 from teen titans XP

raven:and u and the curtains had some sort of argument
starfire:yes um today is um glorb glorp, the Tameranian festival of burading drapery. Stupid curtains!! *lazer eyes the curtains*
raven: Aleins.....

heres another1

Mumbo:
Five, six, seven, eight
Don't bother getting up, your in my control.
No way for you to fuss and fight.
I've taken all your powers so lucky you.
You will be in my show tonight.
You think you can defeat me oh, how very drool.
Well Titans one thing you should know:
I am the one with magic powers round here.
I am the one who runs the show!

I am the master of ceremonies,
so let me set you straight.
With just a wave of my magic wand,
I'm master of your fate!

With just some hocus pocus and slight of hand,
you all are under my command.
Put them in their cages, keep them all apart.

Puppet Stage Manager:
Places everybody! The show's about to start!

Gloves:
He is the master of ceremonies
so let him set you straight
With just a wave of his magic wand
He's master of your fate!
Master of your fate!
Master of your fate!
Master of your fate!

Mumbo:
Now for the greatest grand finale
and the reason why you're here!
Tonight, I will make the Titans disappear...
.... forever.

now u post hehe
 

Keyblade88

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stephen lynch:
"Dady likes porno and ten dollar whores.
Dady get wasted and robs liquer stores.
Dady likes rubbing against other boys on the bus,
I think that's why your mommy left us..."
hah..it's a bada$$ lullaby...

Dane Cook:
"I got the finger today...in New York!?
...who invented the finger anyway?
was there a guy who got so pissed that he said,
"AHH GOD YOU MAKE ME SO MAD, YOU KNOW WHAT *raises middle finger*
AHHH YEA, JUST LOOK AT THE FINGER AND YOU'LL KNOW"
i wonder if he tried other stuff first,
"YEA YOU KNOW WHAT? SUCK MY BACK!! THAT'S RIGHT, SUCK IT."'

those guys are awesome.
 

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Sora:Hey Kairi do you remember anything about your hometown? you know where you came from?
Kairi:No Sora it's not like i told you this like 100+ ****ing times b4!
 

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[Futurama]
Fry sleeps with his grandmother, whom he just made out with. For those who didn't watch this episode, Fry went back in time.
His friends spot him and they're all grossed out. Fry believes this is not his grandmother because his grandfather is already dead. But yet, Fry is still excisting.

Fry: AAAH! It's impossible! I mean, if she's my grandmother, then who's my grandfather?!
Farnsworth: Isn't it obvious?
*Fry shakes head*
Farnsworth: YOU ARE!
Fry: Aaaah! Aaaaaah! AAAAAAAAAAH!
 

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for all you dave chapelle fans out there:
Little John: Hello and good evening.
Little John: It's me.
Little John: WHAT?
Little John: It's me.
Little John: WHAT?
Little John: It's me, Little John
Little John: OKAY!
Little John: Lately i've been feeling that i need to talk to someone that understands me, and well John, that person is you.
Little John: OKAY!
Little John: Don't you like popsicles?
Little John: WHAT?
Little John: I said, don't you like popsicles?
Little John: WHAT?
Little John: I said, don't you like popsicles?
Little John: YAYAH!
Little John: WHAT?
Little John: YEAHEA
Little John: OKAY
Little John: sometimes i feel like i'm all alone in this world and i have no one to go to!
Little John: WHAT?
Little John: I said, sometimes i feel like i'm all alone in this world and i have no one, SIR!
Little John: WHAT?
Little John: No one.
Little John: Huh?
Little John: NO ONE, that understands my pain!
Little John: YAYA
Little John: YEAA
Little John: Sometimes when i'm alone, i sit on my hand...'till it gets numb...and mastubate, i call that a stranger, have you ever given yourself a stranger?
Little John: WHAT?
Little John: A stranger
Little John: Yea, yea i do...
Little John: OKAY
Little John: YEAA *phone rings* hold on, they callin' me.
Oprah: Little John it's me, Oprah.
Little John: how are you doing?
Oprah: Listen, i'm pregnant
Little John: ahahahahah...are you sure it's mine?
Oprah: I'm sure, it's yours.
Little John: AHH SK33T SK33T SK33T SK33T.
Oprah: I love you.
Little John: OK bye bye!*goes back to little john* That was Oprah, ahahahahah, She's having our baby.
Little John: YEAHEA
Little John: i can't hear you, my cell phone is breaking up.
Little John: i cannot hear you, sounds like your phone is breaking up.
Little John: WHAT?...WHAT?...WHAT?....WHAT?...WHAT?...WHAT?
Little John: OKAY
Little John: YEAH
Little John: YEAH
Little John: YEAH
Little John: YEAH
Little John: WHAT?
Little John: WHAT?
Little John: OKAY
Little John: OKAY
Little John: Affirmtive, huh? Roger? yea, WHAT? Meltin' down, OUT
Little John: Bye ******

damn that took a while, and let me say sorry for any naughty language ;_;
 
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