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Reika Noko

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Why are the majority of the posts in this thread talking about porn and masturbation? I can't believe I actually found a place on the internet that have horny perverts talking all over the place, when the site is based on something else totally unrelated. Ironic.

RoxasOwns said:
Well idk. Normal things a teenager would do. I don't know what kind of kid you are but maybe:

  • Masturbating
  • Actually doing things with girls that shouldn't be done until you are married or far into a relationship
  • Doing drugs
  • Misbehaving in school
Things along those lines. You know what I mean.
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I understand the drugs, whoring girls, and misbehaving in school (one of the two things I do that you listed. I have to say that doing trouble in school rocks. Especially since someone else is blamed) thing, but Masturbation? You've got to be kidding me. Do you know how many people fap over porn or some kind of fetish that it's just a total everyday occurance? Hell, there's even this thing called "Masturbate-a-thon" that is celebrated annually to raise money for charity. You get to masturbate in public to participate in competition to raise money. Are you telling me that that is a wrong thing to do despite the good-willed motives behind it?


Cicero said:
Never regretted that one. Magic Mushrooms are the shit.

I regret my alchoholism. Being an alchoholic at this age doesn't help one bit.
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And neither does drugs. Both of those kill you faster no matter what. Especially at an early age.
Brandon✖;3495658 said:
HAHahaha. Hardcore pron addict? o_O
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Well she is perverted. But then again, who isn't?
ChocobosComet said:
Oh the endless seconds I've wasted breathing when I could have been getting my giggity off. Oh the Humanity! ;O;
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Gah! You people talk too dirty here! Goddamn! You should all be punished for speaking such sexually explicit content! Why is this talk allowed in the first place?!

My only regret is walking on my mom and her boyfriend...doing it. At the age of six. That's where it all began. My life has been corrupted by that moment ever since...:cry:
 
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RoxasOwns said:
Well nowhere in the Bible does it say that watching porn is wrong, does it? (sorry for the religious reference). It flat-out says that masturbation is wrong. Although I do agree with you, I have to go by the Bible.
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The bible sucks.
 
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Reika Noko said:
And neither does drugs. Both of those kill you faster no matter what. Especially at an early age.
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You ever had mushrooms? Nothing bad about them, and they don't kill. Only hard drugs kill you (in a short period of time).

Reika Noko said:
Well she is perverted. But then again, who isn't?
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You talking about me? I hope not, as I don't like being called a woman, child.
 
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Cicero said:
You ever had mushrooms? Nothing bad about them, and they don't kill. Only hard drugs kill you (in a short period of time).
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True, but regular drugs also kill slowly. But then again, drugs is another way of saying "medicine". How ironic since some "drugs" that people don't use for the necessary purpose doesn't help you at all. Especially with the debate of Medical Marijuana going around...
Cicero said:
You talking about me? I hope not, as I don't like being called a woman, child.
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Well, he quoted ChocobosComet so who do you think I was talking about? It certainly wasn't you.
 
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If she asked me again if I loved her, this time with confidence I could tel her "Yes"

but she won't ever again

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..............HAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding, I pumped her full of my baby gravy and gave her a Twenty and told her to take a cab home, then I went to go play WoW in my underwear while watching Sports Center


crazy bitch almost made me late for my Guild Raid, hahaha, dumb cunt
 
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Yeah, I don't think a M16 or a grenade launcher could be stopped by something like a bible.
 
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Cicero said:
Check again, mate.
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Ah, whoops. Sorry. Haha. Still, I was referring to ChocobosComet...
Proline said:
Your point is? A .44 D.Eagle has 8 rounds a mag. You willing to bet that a Bible will save someone from all eight?
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1) I was referring to a news article.
2) It's not like I said that it was an A.44 Eagle that made the shot, did I?
 
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Reika Noko said:
1) I was referring to a news article.
2) It's not like I said that it was an A.44 Eagle that made the shot, did I?
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Jesus christ what are you stupid? No shit you were referring to a news article, it's pretty fucking obvious. However, you brought up the fact that a bible protected someone from a gunshot, therefore implying that a bible could possibly act as kevlar, and therefore the bible has the ability to protect someone from being shot once, twice or multiple times.

A gun shoots bullets. A .44 Desert Eagle is a gun. It has a magazine. Its magazine has 8 rounds, ergo it can shoot something 8 times. Can a bible protect someone from being shot 8 times? No. Then shut up.

The bible sucks.
 
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...This so wasn't the point of this thread.
xDDDD
Amusing nonetheless.
 
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