it's been a good few years since i've had one of these... truly i am the hamster lord

[Chuman]

i remember i had a hamster when i was like six and it died mysteriously two years later. like really i don't know how he died i suspect the cats got into the cage...but they rarely paid any attention to him. it will never be known.

poor snickers

That's like how my second frog dissapeared. He was tiny and I had a huge tank so he didn't jump out. I think the cat got him.

my sister had a hamster once, and my family and i went out to eat and someone accidentally left my sister's bedroom door open and the cat got into the hamster cage and when we got home the hamster was crawling across the floor, its eye was hanging out of its socket but still attached, and it was dragging its two feet behind it. my dad smashed it with a hammer.

Oh my god, what's wrong with you?! That picture will be in my mind forever!

 

[Jesus]

Jesus, your dad didn't have to finish him off quite so brutally.
But I suppose he did put him out of his misery.

 

[Hamster Lord]

my god marly... lol. rough, dude... rough.

 

[Silverslide]

Gotta admit. you kind of are sniffing his butt bro

 

[Hamster Lord]

u gt me sliverside... i snif hamsta buttz

 

[Apollo]

chihuahuaman and lil'von fighting? Two assholes enter, only one will leave.


Guinea pigs are better

 

[Hamster Lord]

guinea pigs are cool too, but the ones I had used to pee everywhere

 

[Zul]

and no, im not sniffing Simon's butt

Nice pic but why you sniffing a hamster's ass bro?

 

[Hamster Lord]

u gt me sliverside... i snif hamsta buttz

. .

 

[Nyangoro]

clearly the best is fictional talking golden mice that can transform into technology

 

[Hamster Lord]

pssht. i trained my hamster to do that long ago

 

[Silverslide]

curious. how did it smell

 

[Hamster Lord]

lik hamsta buttz... giv it a try sumtime dud

 

[Delsan]

my sister had a hamster once, and my family and i went out to eat and someone accidentally left my sister's bedroom door open and the cat got into the hamster cage and when we got home the hamster was crawling across the floor, its eye was hanging out of its socket but still attached, and it was dragging its two feet behind it. my dad smashed it with a hammer.

please say you're joking. that's horrible.

chihuahuaman and lil'von fighting? Two assholes enter, only one will leave.

haha. so true.

 

[Optimus Rhyme]

ladies and gentlemen, another 10/10 thread by none other than dave berkey

 

[Hamster Lord]

lol could you keep my name out kthx