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Yuna: What? You can’t understand, “You’ve gained weight”?
Riku: No, I mean how did I gain weight?
Yuna: You look larger than before.
Riku: Well, you’ve gained weight too!
Yuna: You’ve also became more girlish.
Riku: Thank Kairi for that.
Kairi: Hey Sora, can I borrow….OMG IT’S VINCENT!!
Sora: Do you have to say that everytime you see him?
Kairi: Hello Vincent! How are you today?
Vincent: …Will you stop following me….
Kairi: I’m not! I’m just…well….I’m not following you!
Vincent: You…make me sick…
Sora: Hey! You can’t say that about Kairi!
Vincent: Oh? What are you gonna do about it?
Sora: I can take you anyday! Anytime!
Vincent: Oh yeah?
In the hospital
Sora: Uggh….what happened?
Kairi: You got knocked out.
Sora: Did I win?
Kairi: YOU GOT KNOCKED OUT.
Sora: ~sigh~ oh well…am I injured?
Kairi: YOU GOT KNOCKED OUT.
Sora: Why is she keep saying that?
Tidus: Hmm…Riku and Yuna are talking a lot lately…
Riku: Psssssh! I did not turn into a girl!
Yuna: You couldn’t have! Cuz you are already one!
Riku: GASP!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!
Tidus: Riku, you’re more girly than Yuna…let’s just leave it like that.
Riku: Well, that makes me pretty much a man…
Everyone stares at Riku
Riku: ….I meant that as a punch….
Yuna’s head begins to fill with steam. Her face starts turning red.
Riku: Calm down…Yuna…It’s ok…It’s actually fun being a guy…
They both start slapping each other.
Namine: Yuna! Riku! Stop fighting! Kairi, help me settle this!
Kairi: Yeah! Go Yuna! Kick his butt!
Suddenly, a random guy just runs in the middle of them.
Random Guy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Yuna: SEPHIROTH?! IS THAT YOU?!
Riku: SEPHIROTH?! WHOSE THAT?!
Yuna: He’s my ex-boyfriend.
Tidus: BOY FRIEND?!
Sephiroth: FIGHTING IS NOT THE ANSWER!! YOU MUST FIND YOUR INNER SOUL AND RELEASE YOUR ANGER!! Breathe….exhale….Breathe…exhale…
Tidus: I can see why you broke up with him.
Yuna: He became a saint.
T H E E N D
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS TYPING IN THIS EPISODE ok? CUZ I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO END IT…THIS EPISODE HAD NO PLOT AND WASN’T THAT FUNNY, CUZ I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS TYPING…SO NEXT EPISODE I’LL GO BACK TO THE FUNNY ONES.
Interviewer: WELCOME TO…..”INTERVIEW ACTORS!!” TODAY WE WILL BE INTERVIEWING RIKU!! HERE ARE THE RULES!! ANSWER EACH QUESTION THOROGOUHLY AND FAST!! IF WE FIND OUT YOU ARE A FRAUD!! WE WILL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD AND FEED IT TO BAHAMUT!!
Interviewer: FIRST QUESTION!! WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
Interviewer: GOOD!! NEXT QUESTION!! WHAT GENDER ARE YOU?
Interviewer: GOOD!! NEXT QUESTION!! WHAT COLOR IS MY HAIR?
Interviewer: GOOD!! NEXT QUESTION!! ARE YOU A FRAUD?
Tidus: YES!! I MEAN NO!!
Interviewer: WELL, I’LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE!! NEXT QUESTION!! WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?
Interviewer: GOOD!! NEXT QUESTION!! WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU HAVE?
Interviewer: GOOD!! NEXT QUESTION!! DO YOU WANT A NEW CAR?
Interviewer: GOOD!! SECURITY!! BUY HIM A NEW CAR!! WELL THAT’S THE END OF THE SHOW!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!
Tidus: Whew... that was close…
Wig falls off
Tidus: NO!! IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!
Interviewer: YOU WEAR A WIG?!!
Tidus: Uhhh….yes….i wear a wig…by the way I’m Riku.
Interviewer: oh ok….well see you next time!!
Back at the apartment
Tidus: I LOVE MY NEW CAR!!
Riku: IT’S MY NEW CAR!! THEY GAVE IT TO RIKU!!
Tidus: Hey…I like being you…I’M KEEPING THIS OUTFIT!!