KHI World Series: New Mods at Old Mods -- Game One

[scubasteve]

Here are the starting lineups:

away team:
NEW MODS:

Stadium: #khinsider

1st: Gexus (2B)
2nd: Guard (OF)
3rd: Master Spockanort (1B)
4th: Sign (OF)
5th: Chaser (Catcher)
6th: Narukami (3B)
7th: Ruran (SS)
8th: Pinwheel (OF)
9th: Taochan (Pitcher)

home team:
OLD MODS

stadium: #junes

1st: Passion (3B)
2nd: Lycanthrope (OF)
3rd: Allen Craig (1B)
4th: Sexual White Chocolate (Catcher)
5th: Taylor (SS)
6th: Silh (OF)
7th: Ulti (2B)
8th: Victor (OF)
9th: scubasteve (Pitcher)

BENCH:
Johnny Stooge

commentators:
Chris
Hidden

Game One will be played later tonight at #junes. feel free to get hyped in the meantime. i'll post the updates, highlights, and final scores to the game as they come later tonight

have fun!!!

GAME ONE: MID SECOND
current score: 4-1 (old mods lead)

UPDATES:
-PREGAME: passion replaced by allen craig after making the horrible claim that the red sox are better than the cardinals
-BOTTOM FIRST: passion has taken stooge's place in the lineup after stooge was ejected in the bottom of the first
-BOTTOM SECOND: jeels has been hired as the dude who hands out beers in the stands. his role in this battle will become clear as the story rages onward

 

[scubasteve]

confirmed umps:

Shamdeo
Gavin
Wehrmacht
Zephyr
Krexia
Turn

 

[Jesus]

^^^^ Steve at bat

 

[Passion]

put me on third base. that's my base yo.

 

[Pinwheel]

awwwwwww yeah I'VE GOT THE CORKS

 

[scubasteve]

current time: 6:37 PM
1 hour until first pitch

PREGAME SHOW

Chris: Here we are, Hidden! What are your thoughts on the World Series this year?

Hidden: Well we have two very evenly matched teams here. *starts bursting into laughter* i'm just effing with you, though. the old mods really have this nig under control. scubasteve has consistently been one of the best pitchers in the entire league all year, with his ERA of 1.04 and a win record of 23-4. He has never looked more vengeful and chill at the same time. He's ready to strike the new mods with everything he's got.

Chris: And you can't forget about their hitting, either. Sexual White Chocolate ended the regular season with an unprecedented 81 home runs, 231 rbis, 146 runs, and... wait for it, 96 stolen bases! this is not someone you want on the bases, Hidden, because he will find a way to score.

Hidden: sho nuff

Chris: But let's not discount the new mods. They've got a lot of potential, too. Chaser's one of the best catchers in the league, preventing dozens of stolen bases over the season, so he might be the only person capable of stopping Sexual White Chocolate's divine speed. Taochan is not a bad pitcher, either, but she lacks control. She has the potential to be really special on the mound, but especially when going against scuba, this is not a matchup that is in her favor. And even if she is a good pitcher, she really needs to keep the rest of the team under control. The hitting lacks discipline, so even a good outing from Taochan isn't enough to defeat the old mods.

Hidden: *takes puff of his black and mild and blows smoke in Chris's face* I'm rooting for the new mods and the old mods. should be a skril ass game for sure though. The world series is almost here!!! desu heehehe

Chris: *nodding* we'll be back after the commercial break to take a look at some of the other players. stay tuned

 

[Passion]

 

[Passion]

they can be the cardinals and we can be the red sox with kickass beards.

 

[scubasteve]

you're actually off the team now.

fuck the red sox

 

[Passion]

that's cool. have fun looooooosing now

 

[scubasteve]

mike napoli, dustin perdroia, and jacoby ellsbury -- all of their beards help earn them the title of "ugliest fucks in baseball history"

 

[Passion]

h8rs gonna h8

 

[scubasteve]

i respect your attitude so you might be in game 2 though

 

[scubasteve]

TOP OF THE FIRST

first batter is: Gexus

pitch #1: scuba drills gexus with a 109 mph four seam fastball, giving the player an automatic walk and shattering his/her jaw

 

[scubasteve]

TOP OF THE FIRST, NO OUTS, RUNNER ON FIRST

up to the plate is... Guard

pitch #1: Guard takes a swing and hits into a double play

 

[scubasteve]

TOP OF THE FIRST, TWO OUTS, NO ONE ON BASE

up to the plate is... Master Spockanort

pitch #1: scuba throws a perfect 119 mph curve ball for a STEEEEERRRRRIIIIKKKEEE
pitch #2: another flawless strike
pitch #3: Master Spockanort goes down looking at a 94 mph fastball right down the middle for STRIKE THREE


MIDDLE OF THE FIRST: 0-0
due up:
johnny stooge
lycanthrope
allen craig

 

[scubasteve]

BOTTOM OF THE FIRST

up to the plate is... johnny stooge

pitch #1: stooge fouls off
pitch #2: stooge fouls off
pitch #3: stooge fouls off
pitch #4: stooge fouls off
pitch #5: stooge fouls off
pitch #6: stooge fouls off
pitch #7: stooge fouls off
pitch #8: stooge fouls off
pitch #9: stooge fouls off
pitch #10: stooge fouls off
pitch #11: stooge fouls off
pitch #12: stooge fouls off
pitch #13: stooge fouls off
pitch #14: stooge fouls off
pitch #15: stooge fouls off
pitch #16: stooge fouls off
pitch #17: stooge fouls off
pitch #18: stooge fouls off
pitch #19: stooge fouls off
pitch #20: stooge fouls off
pitch #21: stooge fouls off
pitch #22: stooge fouls off
pitch #23: stooge fouls off
pitch #24: stooge fouls off
pitch #25: stooge fouls off
pitch #26: stooge fouls off
pitch #27: taochan loses control of her fastball and it hits stooge in the jaw. he retaliates by forcibly tearing her acl and is ejected from the game. passion takes stooge's place as a pinch runner on first base and taochan is still forced to pitch because the new mods have no other pitchers in the bullpen nor do they have any other pitchers

 

[scubasteve]

BOTTOM OF THE FIRST, MAN ON FIRST, NO OUTS

up to the plate is... Lycanthrope

Chris: Let me just say that I like this dude on an emotional level.
Hidden: One of the shadiest players in the league, no doubt.

pitch #1: Lycanthrope hits a double into right. Passion advances to third, Lycanthrope on second

 

[scubasteve]

BOTTOM OF THE FIRST, NO OUTS, RUNNERS ON SECOND AND THIRD
up to the plate is... Allen Craig

pitch #1: pops up for an out. allen craig breaks a bat and it smacks Chaser in the jaw, shattering his front teeth

 

[scubasteve]

BOTTOM OF THE FIRST, ONE OUT, RUNNERS ON SECOND AND THIRD

up to the plate is... Sexual White Chocolate

pitch #1: hits a ball deep into right field. almost a 3-run homer but the ball is robbed by the right fielder (Guard)

SCORE (1-0 old mods lead): Passion tags from third and scores. Lycanthrope advances to third