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Fanfiction ► Kingdom Hearts Reality~IT'S NOT JUST A GAME



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ChaosDragoon0

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Maybe until summer is over.

Can anyone e-mail the author and tell him to get his but in gear?

*Continues to shovel cookies in mouth and then drinks the tanker of milk.

Ps: Sora: Fire tastes like bacon!
Zexion: Damn y-- wait, really?:laugh:
 

AxelRoxas

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Smitey... you scare the hell outta me o_O

*Runs to the nearest hospital for a "Accessory-remove-from-belly" operation.*

You didn't expect that, did ya? XD

*Takes all accessories and attach them to himself*

They smell funny...


[Some days later, Secret outpost:]

AxelRoxas: Ok... "DiZ"? What kinda name is that?

DiZ: It's a metaphore, It represents-

AxelRoxas: Yeah, yeah. I don't wanna know anyway... But the De-cookie injection should've made it's purpose now *Grins*

DiZ: Yes. It has.

AxelRoxas: Great! Now I want to bomb Smitey's cookie factory! With a Bomb!

DiZ: Patience. We must find it first. You must go searching for it, and when you find it, place this beacon on it. *Hands AxelRoxas a beacon*

AxelRoxas: Hey, no problem! I'll just smack that ChaosDragoon on my way and place this beacon on Smitey's cookie factory and blow it to smithereens! *Walks out to X-Wing and takes off*
 

Divine Shadow

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HEY...YOU FORGOT ME...YOU BUMHOLIO!!!!!

*walks into a portal and appears behind AxelRoxas and boots him in the butt, and steals his accesories, then attaches the beacon to a secret spot(not there you pervs!). on her way back to her pc...she drops all of AxelRoxas' dirty accesories in a vat of acid, and washes her hands fro the stench of AxelRoxas' innards.*

No one forgets me...you butt...and just for that, no cookies for you....and I'm the one with the cookie factory brainiack. Unless Smitey has one too...but im sure that Smitey wouldhave more surveilence than i have. i will let you go for now unless i deem it important for myself to kick your butt to radiant garden and back to twilight town...the long way!...

*walks off mumbling about wierd people forgetting to mention her...and goes back to the tanker truck looking at the empty truck in question, and the missing cookies* hey...what happened to all the milk and cookies? *sighs and walks away* I'll be ightback...i have to get more delicious cookies and milk...
 
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Ansem

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come on, mr author dude man! this is gett ing old. *shoves cookies down throat and chokes on them* cough! gaack!!! *drinks 1000 gallions of milk* ahhhhhhhh... thats better. *eats a cookie whole* ahhhhhh!!!! gack! cough! well you know the routine...
after about 55 times more... finaly.
as i said:mad:)... hurry uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! please.
 

AxelRoxas

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Oh NO! MY ACCESSORIES!!

*Grumbles* I won't be forgetting you again...

*Notes* Kill Divine Shadow...



[Back at secret outpost:]

Me: Hey.. DiZ...

DiZ: yes?

Me: I lost the beacon... Divine Shadow took it...

DiZ: ... YOU STUPID IMBECILE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH WORK THAT TOOK!

Me: It's not my fault...

DiZ: Don't worry. We'll get them.

Me: Really? You're not mad at me?

DiZ: Just a little bit.

Me: Great! Where to next?

DiZ: By the time you were gone, I found an ally...

Me: Who??

Roxas: Me! I have some unfinished buisness with you enemies...

Me: ...Can you show me your keyblades?

Roxas: uhm... not... now?

Me: Ok, anyway... let's go and kick some... cookie-addicted kids!
 

Divine Shadow

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Hey!!! who stole my cookies!!!! *stared at Ansem...and walks off...*

Hey!!! yay now i can kick your butt....sorry Roxas....don't want to kick your too...but your in the way...sry dude...sry organization for killing Roxas....

*pulls out the beacons detonator, and presses the big red button...off at the secret hideout, a light begins to flash beneath AxelRoxas' shirt...it clicks and blows up Roxas, AxelRoxas and DiZ. it starts to rain Roxas, AxelRoxas and DiZ everywhere. Divine Shadow pulls out an Umbrella, and walks out of her cookei factory, an amy of trucks filled with cookies following behind. heads back to ChaosDragoon) and smitey, dumping cookies into their hands. three tanker truckscome with milk...* hey...did i bring enough cookies and milk this time?
 
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Ansem

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im getting tired of waiting. *takes out a muffin i stole from twilight dragon and eats it*
hurry up please.
 

AxelRoxas

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You blew me up. I hate you.

I was just going to attack you guys! ><

*Flies around in the air*

Hehe I'm a ghost now XD

I'll haunt you!
 
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Ansem

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will someone please pm the author and tell him to get on with it. im getting tired of waiting. but i can be patient.:)
 

Divine Shadow

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first of all....patience is a virtue...if your soo bored...join in the festivities of blowing up AxelRoxas with me and the others.....or join him in his pointless conquest to try and haunt us all... we're all waiting for the author to post...and the author will post the update when the author wants to...so join in...have a cookie with your muffin, a glass of milk and enjoy the show until it is posted!
 

AxelRoxas

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Grrr... Damn you cookie-eating-mongrels! ><

*Hits a glas of milk that belonged to Divine Shadow*

BOOO

*Crushes cookie with a hammer*

GRRR

*Pokes Chaosdragoon in the eye with a stick*

...Moo?


By the way, Ansem, join me against the cookie-defilers! I'll give you cookies ^^ (We'll take their cookiefactorys XD)
 
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Ansem

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nooooo! my cookies! you , you destroyed my cookies but you missed my milk.:nahnah: *shoots cookie at axelroxas with "ghostbuster" gun i stole and shoots him with it* heehee, im so evil. :mad:
 
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Ansem

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dunno. but come and join us at shooting axelroxas while your waiting. you know you want to.
 

Keyblade Smitey

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lol, okays. *pulls up in a hovering nuclear-poweres tank with two side-mounted rocket launchers and a twin-linked big-arse photon cannon on the top*

*pokes head out of hatch* Oooooohhhh AxelRoxas! Wheeeerreee arrrrre yooooou?
 
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Ansem

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*shoots another cookie at axel roxas* heehee...
hmm, wonder when the updart is going to come.
 
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