Fanfiction ► Kingdom Hearts Show!

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Welcome to the Kingdom Hearts Show!!!!
Heres your hosts... Sora and Riku!

*appludes*

Sora: Hello Los Angeles!

Crowd: Hello Sora!
Sora: Time to greet our guests!!!
Sora: Ansem, A shadow, and Jack Skellington!

Sora: Jack Skellington, do you like Sally?
Jack: yes I do.
Sora: Do you know any way to destroy the fat bag?
Jack: Oogie Boogie? Sure.. In fact I have a video right here.
Sora: Show the video!

*lights go off*

Jack: Hey Oogie Boogie.. I'm sorry I was mean to you.. I wanna join your force of evil!
Oogie: YAY!! I knew this day would come..
Jack: But first.. You have to sign a contract!
Oogie: Where is it?
Jack: In this chamber of Fire!
Oogie: Oh yay!
*goes inside*
Jack closes the door
Oogie: What? NOooooooooooooooo I'm burning in HELL!! NOooooooooooooooo...

*lights go on*
Sora: Excellent move Jack! Now why didn't I think of that?
Riku: Because your stupid.
Sora:

Riku: Ok, Shadow what do you do for a living?
Shadow: ...............................
Riku: Hello?
Shadow: Wak wak wak!
Riku: What?
Sora: OMG A HEARTLESS!! DIE!!
*takes out a keyblade and hits the shadow*
Riku: Sora stop acting like a dumb*beep* and get back here!
Sora: Fine..
Riku: Now we have our next guest.. Ansem!

*BOO* *BOO* " That guy raped my mom " *BOO*

Ansem: Heheh...
Sora: Ok Ansem here's your question... Why did you possess Riku?
Riku:
Ansem: Because I needed someone to protect myself from being hurt in the final battle.
Riku: ........ YOU!!!
*takes out souleater and chops up Ansem*
Sora: Wow Jack Skellington is the only survivor! Give him five for that!!
*Appludes*
Jack Skellington wins a cool gummi ship!

Sora: Good Night everyone!
Riku: Remember! Dial 911 to register in this show!! And then say " My mom is in the show!
" Thats the secret word! Good Night Everyone!

*Appludes*

Dial 911 right now would get your butt kicked for not following the rules! If u get injured during this process, plz dial 911 again!

 

[Atnihs]

atnihs: poor heartless.
shinta:you idiot it was evil!
atnihs:so?
shinta:i hate you.
atnihs:thank you!
shinta:-_-

funny it reminds me of dan an jin but not completely

atnihs:i want dan and jin back!
me:quiet you!

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

>_>

This is a rip off "Late Night With Dan and Jin" (Which just like this, isn't very funny)

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Welcome to the Kingdom Hearts show!

Sora: Hello everyone!!
Riku: Sora you should shut up while you still can.
Sora: Why don't you shut up.
Riku:..............
Sora: Let's meet our quests!
Sora: Sephiroth, Pluto, and Cloud!!
Riku: Sephiroth what grudge does Cloud hold against you?
Sephiroth: What kind of question is that? *grabs sword*
Riku: Let's do another one.
Riku: How did you get your *beep* whopped by a 14-yr old boy?
Sephiroth: He had Ulitma Weapon, full hp, and cheats!
Riku: Sora.......
Sora: What? It's not my fault that my player hates me losing to Sephiroth.
Riku: Sephiroth, do you like killing Cloud?
Sephiroth: Oh absoulutly.
Cloud: >_> ( stares at Sephiroth )
Sora: Pluto, can you talk?
Pluto: BARK BARK BARK
Sora: Hey aren't dogs illigeal in here?
Pluto: No, because I ripped the sign off the wall.
Sora & everyone: O_O He CAN TALK?
Riku: Off with his head!
Pluto: Nooo! Don't do this to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. *carries him off backstage*
Sora: Ok Cloud how can you wield a sword thats twice your size?
Cloud: You see... This sword is light as a pencil. *throws it to Sora*
*Sora catches it*
Sora: OOPMHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS WEIGHS 2 TONS
*gets sword back*
Cloud: Well.. I can break this sword on Sephiroth's Head, watch.
*Breaks sword on Sephiroth's Head*
Sephiroth: AHHHHH, IT BURNS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sora: Carry Sephiroth to the hopstial.
Riku: Cloud wins the show!
Sora: Cloud you win new armor!
Cloud: Dude...... That rules...

Riku: Dial 911 to be requested on the show!
Sora: Good night everyone!

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

>_>

This is a rip off "Late Night With Dan and Jin" (Which just like this, isn't very funny)

Never seen that show.

 

[the 4th Islander]

I think it's pretty funny, not sure about it being a rip off of the other show though....

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

It's a fanfiction in this site.

>_>

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Welcome to the Kingdom Hearts Show!

Here's your hosts, Sora and Riku!

*appludes*

Sora: Hello everybody!
Riku: We're setting up a stunt with someone very special!
Sora: please welcome, Destiny Islanders: Tidus, Sephie, Wakka!

*appludes*

Riku: Hey Tidus, how do you hurt people with a stick?
Tidus: Poke it with them.
Riku: Yeep.
Sora: Wakka! Time to do your stunt!
Wakka: Hey whats happening! Time to do my backflip blitzball kick.
*backflips and kicks the ball into Riku's Face.
Sora: You ok Riku?
Riku: Do I look ok? I just took 100 damage from a freaking ball!
*ball bounces back and hits Riku in the back*
Wakka: Thats my backflip kick! And the end of my stunt.
Sora: Ok I'll do the rest of the show while Riku is.. "sleeping"
Sora: Hey Sephie, where are your parents when you were in the game?
Sephie: Out partying in KFC.
Sora: That is not funny Sephie, not funny at all!
Sora: Hey where's riku?
Wakka: Oh he slipped off the desk.
Sora: Never mind that.. Ok.. I want you three to fight! Free for All!
*wakka, tidus and sephie attacks each other*
*10 mins pass*
Wakka: I win!
*Tidus jumps and hits wakka on the head*
Tidus: No I win!
Sora: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........
Tidus: So what I get?
Sora: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Oh you get a boat. Good Night Everyone!
Sora: ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

well ppl like take a show and make it into kingdom Hearts.

 

[the 4th Islander]

this is good.

 

[Blue Mage]

LOL funny.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Welcome to the Kingdom Hearts show!
Here's your hosts, Sora and Riku!
Sora: I think you stop saying that Tom..
Why?
Sora: The announcer is getting annoying each show...
Oh Screw you, I'm quitting the show.
Sora: Hello Everyone!
Crowd: Hello!
Sora: Lets interdouce our quests!
Riku: Today we have... Pete, Auron, and Rikku!
Riku: Rikku? Uh oh it's my sister!
Rikku: Hello Riku!
Riku: EEEEEEK! Sora you handle Rikku will you thanks.
Sora: Pete, how do you expect me to rape you in the next game " Kingdom Hearts II "?
Pete: With a key?
Sora: Correct! You get the trapdoor!
*pushes button*
Pete: AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sora: Whoa what was that scream coming from?
Riku: Your mom..
Sora: You just don't get enough from my mom do you Riku?
Riku:........ Lets hear from the Auron girl and boyfans!
Fans: AURON AURON AURON AURON!
Auron: *chuckles*
Riku: Auron tell me how you will own in the next game?
Auron: By teaming up with Sora and making OVERDRIVE moves like,
Shooting Star and Tornado!
Fans: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YAAAAA GO AURON!
Riku: And.. Rik.. You take it Sora.
Sora: *clears throat* Rikku, are you really Riku's sister?
Rikku: Of course, why else would Square Enix put a extra k in my name thats similar to my baby brother??
Riku:
Sora: Rikku, do you like your twin daggers or swords in FFX-2?
Rikku: Oh ya THEY OWN.
Sora: And Riku do you like your souleater?
Riku: well eh.. heh... yes..
Rikku: Oh come on cheer up baby brother. You look cute.
Riku:
Sora: I thought Kairi looked cute.

Well Auron and Rikku wins two trophys for fame!

Riku: Good Nigh..t Everyone!

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Sora: Welcome to the Kingdom Hearts Show!
Sora: I'm your Host, Sora!
*appludes*
Sora: Here's my co-host, Riku!
*appludes*
Sora: Let's greet the ppl!
Riku: We have... Goofy, Donald and... Mushu.
Goofy: Heyah Sora.
Sora: Hi Goofy, chasing any cars tonight?
Goofy: Oh sure ya. I chased a police car and got arrested and sentenced to
5 yrs in prison!
Sora: If it's 5 yrs why are you here?
Goofy: Uh well.. The judge said I was the most dumbest dog he'd ever seen
so I was free.
Sora: Uh huh..
Riku: Donald, when Ansem took over my.. BODY , and u tried to protect Sora
by running to me with your staff in a stupid way, was the crowd laughing?
Donald: Maybe.. Yea.. I got knocked out of the battlefield by a hand.
Sora: And... Mushu, hows Mulan?
Mushu: Oh Mulan got sentenced to the dunegon for 10 hours because shing found out Mulan was a girl!
Sora: Hey now this is a show..
Mushu: Oh and... Sora I'll see you in Kingdom Hearts II!
Sora: Ya... see you in there......
Riku: Oh hey a new guest has arrived!
KM: Ya it's King Mickey is in da house
Sora: KM, why can't you use slang?
KM: Uh.. I haven't been taught slang in a while.
Sora: Why do my eyes look weird in Steamboat Willie?
Riku: Because you keep touching yourself.
Sora: , LIAR!!! *touches himself*
Riku: HAHA! SEE?
Sora: Heheh.. Well... Everyone wins 1 gil! Good Night Everyone!
Donald: What a crappy reward.
Goofy: Wow 1 gil.. I can buy a house with this! Heyuk.
Donald: Stupid Goofy, can't see the difference..
Mushu: Only one 1 gil? COME ON!! I'LL TURN YOU INTO DUST!!
Sora: 2000 MUNNY!
Mushu, Goofy: YAY!!
Donald: That was my money....

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

1. Don't ever tread near Rikku's waters.

2. You're double posting and nobody's reading.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

well i make more because
1. im bored
2. i dont have enough time to post after school.

 

[live166]

I'm reading it and its good.

 

[Genocide]

Yeah. Actually this one is better than Dan and Jin.

 

[Atnihs]

atnihs: riku and rikku are siblings?
shinta:yeah everyone knew that.
atnihs:why am i kept out of the loop?
shinta: because no one likes you and i'm here only because i'm your opposite.
atnihs: oh yeah.
shinta:then shut up!

i like these shows!

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Sora: Welcoem to the Kingdom Hearts Show!
Sora: i'm your host, Sora! And here's my co-host, Riku!
Riku: Hello everyone!
Crowd: Hey riku!!
Fans: WOO HOO RIKU!

Sora: Today is halloween so i'm wearing my halloween suit.
Riku: my costume is Ansem's Clothes
Sora: I thought you hated Ansem.
Riku: Well.. Funny thing about that.
Sora: Let's ignore that.. Let's meet the guests!
Riku: It seems we got ppl outside of kingdom hearts games
Sora: Ok.. It's Leon, Barret, and Vincent
Riku: Leon, did Square Enix give you a good role?
Leon: Yes, and I get to save a hot girl.
Sora: Barret, is it comfortable wearing that handgun?
Barret: Sorta, I mean.. I can't move my fingers.
Riku: And Vincent.. What is your role in Advent Children?
Vincent: I'm not suppose to reveal that until november 2005.
Sora: Tell it or i'll kick your *beep*.
Vincent: I have a gun young man.. You really want to risk it?
Sora: noo...
Vincent: Thought so.. Anyone wanna see me go into Choas?
Riku: NOOOOOO DON'T!
Vincent: CHOAS!! UGHH AHHH YAA
Vincent starts destroying the set and eating ppl.
Sora: I think it's a good time to run and exit the stage.
Riku: Ya you're right.
Riku: RUNNNN HE'S COMING THIS WAY!!
Sora: GOOD NIGHT EVERY1 AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
*runs*

*takes 6 months to repair the damage*

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

sora: welcome to the kingdom hearts show!
sora: im your host.. Sora!
Riku: hello, hollywood!
Crowd: Hey Riku.
Sora: Today we're featuring... the Unkown!
Crowd: ooooooooooo.
Riku: Here are the unknowns!
Sora: The Emigatic Man, Demyx, and Axel

Riku: EM, are you the leader of the org?
EM*talks into everyone's mind*: You have to wait until KH2, or i'll spoil the fun.
Sora: Tell right now! AHHHHHHhhh
*charges at EM*
em casts a mirror shield
Sora: *SLAM*
Riku: Ouch.. Don't worry folks he's just sleeping
Riku: Demyx, are you a rockstar?
Demyx: Rock on dude!
Riku: I'm sorry i don't understand.
Demyx: Ya don't use slang man?
Riku: No..
Demyx: Rockstars use slang because its cool.
Riku: Hmm..
Demyx: Ya im a rockstar! Hear me play your own theme song Riku!
Riku What? My own theme song?
Demyx: Hit it!
*50 mins of rock*
Demyx: ---- AND HE'S RIKU!!!
Riku: THAT SUCKED..
Riku: Ok... Next here is.. Axel.
Axel: Whatcha got for me dowg?
Riku: Hmm... What moves but isn't a heartless?
Axel: I dunno.
Riku: YOU!
Axel: Bad joke
*summons wheels of fire and wind*
Axel: FIRE CIRCLE!
*surrounds riku with fire and himself*
Voice: DUEL NOW!
Axel: Fire WALL!
*20 mins of nonstop action*
Riku: Dark Firaga!
*hits axel*
*heals him*
Axel: idiot my element is fire.
Riku: Dark Blizzaraga!
Axel: Oh crap.
*turns axel into a frozen popsicle*

EM AND DEMYX win dual plasma guns
Demyx: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!
Riku: Good Night everyone!