NOES, NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO READ. Lol. Oh well, I can wait... a whole week... *shivers*
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I Love this Fanfic, could i be like a guest star on it? Like someguy that...i dont know whatever you can cook up!!
Maybe....
I have decided that every update is roughly about once a week. Don't whine, I do have a life and other things to do.
I have decided that every update is roughly about once a week. Don't whine, I do have a life and other things to do.
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xD True. (Remember kiddies, if you like her fanfic *cough*joinherclub* <<.>>)
Every Heart:*humming to self* Bye Bye Miss American Pie, Drove my Chevy to the Levi but the Levi was dry. Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing "This will be the day that I die. This will be the day that I die..."
*everyone walks in to start the day*
Every Heart: *quickly flips radio station to "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi* Ok then everyone, lets get started...
*Olympus Colisseum*
*Sora fights through his ass trying to kill all the heartless through the rounds and soon reaches Cloud*
Sora: OMG!! IT'S CLOUD! *fangirl scream* I WANT TO TOUCH HIS HAIR!!
Cloud: Damn, another fanboy/girl*runs*
Sora: Aww...
Donald: *pats Sora on the shoulder* It's ok. When we get back to Traverse Town, me and Goofy will hold Leon down and you can stroke his hair.
Sora: *sniffs* That makes me feel a lot better that you say that. Although..it won't be as spiky as Clouds...*sits down and cries*
Riku: *off stage* Sora didn't even stand a chance of touching Cloud's hair. Although neather do I, seeing as how Kairi and Every trapped him the minute he ran off stage.
*Cloud in a cage as Kairi and Every reach through the bars to stroke his spikey hair. Every once in a while he tries to bite them*
Kairi: His hair is even spikier than Sora's! I'm having more fun stroking Cloud's hair than like last night when I was putting my hair through Sora's spikey hair....
Every Heart:
Riku....Ok then...REALEASING RABID DOG FOR THEM TO FIGHT!!!*opens cage to let out Cerberus*
Goofy: Oh crap...
*But then they soon fight. Too lazy to describe it right now...Beats dog as it runs off to pick up Riku and carry him off like a stick.
Riku: It's the hair that makes people attack me, isn't it?
Cloud:*escapes as he runs over to Sora and gives him something* This is for you as long as you don't tell those crazy fangirls which way I went*runs away*
*Kairi and Every run over*
Kairi: Which way did Cloud go?
Sora:....uhh...
Goofy: That way*points in the direction Cloud went*
Sora: You were suppossed to tell them....
*Every and Kairi run off*
Donald:.....Who's up for tacos?
Sora: OOOHH OHHH I AM!!!*throws hand in air*
Goofy: Although I can't help thinking we forgot something.....
*Meanwhile...*
*Cerberus burying Riku outside*
Riku: WHY ME GOD, WHY???
God: It's funny
Riku:......
Next time on KingDumb Hearts....I'm guessing Deep Jungle.....yeah....
*everyone walks in to start the day*
Every Heart: *quickly flips radio station to "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi* Ok then everyone, lets get started...
*Olympus Colisseum*
*Sora fights through his ass trying to kill all the heartless through the rounds and soon reaches Cloud*
Sora: OMG!! IT'S CLOUD! *fangirl scream* I WANT TO TOUCH HIS HAIR!!
Cloud: Damn, another fanboy/girl*runs*
Sora: Aww...
Donald: *pats Sora on the shoulder* It's ok. When we get back to Traverse Town, me and Goofy will hold Leon down and you can stroke his hair.
Sora: *sniffs* That makes me feel a lot better that you say that. Although..it won't be as spiky as Clouds...*sits down and cries*
Riku: *off stage* Sora didn't even stand a chance of touching Cloud's hair. Although neather do I, seeing as how Kairi and Every trapped him the minute he ran off stage.
*Cloud in a cage as Kairi and Every reach through the bars to stroke his spikey hair. Every once in a while he tries to bite them*
Kairi: His hair is even spikier than Sora's! I'm having more fun stroking Cloud's hair than like last night when I was putting my hair through Sora's spikey hair....
Every Heart:
Riku....Ok then...REALEASING RABID DOG FOR THEM TO FIGHT!!!*opens cage to let out Cerberus*
Goofy: Oh crap...
*But then they soon fight. Too lazy to describe it right now...Beats dog as it runs off to pick up Riku and carry him off like a stick.
Riku: It's the hair that makes people attack me, isn't it?
Cloud:*escapes as he runs over to Sora and gives him something* This is for you as long as you don't tell those crazy fangirls which way I went*runs away*
*Kairi and Every run over*
Kairi: Which way did Cloud go?
Sora:....uhh...
Goofy: That way*points in the direction Cloud went*
Sora: You were suppossed to tell them....
*Every and Kairi run off*
Donald:.....Who's up for tacos?
Sora: OOOHH OHHH I AM!!!*throws hand in air*
Goofy: Although I can't help thinking we forgot something.....
*Meanwhile...*
*Cerberus burying Riku outside*
Riku: WHY ME GOD, WHY???
God: It's funny
Riku:......
Next time on KingDumb Hearts....I'm guessing Deep Jungle.....yeah....
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YAY! TOUCH CLOUDS SPIKEY HAIR!
nice update every
nice update every
Lol i missed so much kairi as a dance instructure lol
FUN! *Touchs Cload's hair too, the runs away before injuried* SOOOOO SPIKEY!
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O.O YOU'RE ALL CRAZY WITH WANTING TO TOUCH CLOUD'S HAIR!!!
... Nuff said...>.< So yeah, wouldn't you guys get HURT by touching his hair? Poor Cloud! *Trips Kairi, allowing Every-chan to pass* I rather not trip her since Kairi is probably going to try and kill me...0.0 I don't need two people....
... Nuff said...>.< So yeah, wouldn't you guys get HURT by touching his hair?
Poor Cloud! *Trips Kairi, allowing Every-chan to pass* I rather not trip her since Kairi is probably going to try and kill me...0.0 I don't need two people....
*Bumps Sora*
Sora: Woahhhhh *falls over*
Me: Sorry Sora, but we can't let this fan fiction die, it's too funny.
Sora: *sniff* Okay.
Sora: Woahhhhh *falls over*
Me: Sorry Sora, but we can't let this fan fiction die, it's too funny.
Sora: *sniff* Okay.
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*Helps with the revivation of the thread*
Fine, heres a chapter
Sora: So where we heading to?
Goofy: That place up ahead. Called "Deep Jungle"
Donald: Oh no, not in that backwater of a place
Sora:...This place makes me have to go pee...
Donald?: Don't even think about it mister....
Sora: We have to land and find a toilet. Or a tree to piddle on....*grabs controls and accidently pilots directly into the world*
*wakes up in a daze*
Sora: Oww....
*Sabor appears*
Sora: It's a cute little kitty....your probably misunderstood and gentle and nice and fluffy and....
*Sabor extends claws*
Sora: IT'S EVIL! PURE EVIL!!!*runs away*
*Tarzan swings in on vineas he crashes through a window, reappering later to swing at Sabor and knock him out of the treehouse*
Tarzan: Why you here? %$#@^*&
Sora:?? Did you just curse or was that Japanese?
Tarzan: Come with me. I help find friends. %$#@^*&
Sora: Ok....I can't believe I'm going to follow a guy that wears nothing but a lioncloth. Although thats probably a kinky thing Kairi would go for...
*shows up at campsite*
Donald and Goofy: SORA!
Sora: THE BATHROOM! *runs in and shuts the door*
Donald: >_>
Goofy: <_<
Sora: ..............*whistling and the sound of pants being unzipped*
Donald:
Goofy: ^_^
That should keep you all busy until the next chapter.
Riku and Kairi: OMG WE WASN'T IN THIS CHAPTER AT ALL!?!?!?!
Every Heart: *reading a magazine* Was too lazy to really squeeze you two in.
Sora: So where we heading to?
Goofy: That place up ahead. Called "Deep Jungle"
Donald: Oh no, not in that backwater of a place
Sora:...This place makes me have to go pee...
Donald?: Don't even think about it mister....
Sora: We have to land and find a toilet. Or a tree to piddle on....*grabs controls and accidently pilots directly into the world*
*wakes up in a daze*
Sora: Oww....
*Sabor appears*
Sora: It's a cute little kitty....your probably misunderstood and gentle and nice and fluffy and....
*Sabor extends claws*
Sora: IT'S EVIL! PURE EVIL!!!*runs away*
*Tarzan swings in on vineas he crashes through a window, reappering later to swing at Sabor and knock him out of the treehouse*
Tarzan: Why you here? %$#@^*&
Sora:?? Did you just curse or was that Japanese?
Tarzan: Come with me. I help find friends. %$#@^*&
Sora: Ok....I can't believe I'm going to follow a guy that wears nothing but a lioncloth. Although thats probably a kinky thing Kairi would go for...
*shows up at campsite*
Donald and Goofy: SORA!
Sora: THE BATHROOM! *runs in and shuts the door*
Donald: >_>
Goofy: <_<
Sora: ..............*whistling and the sound of pants being unzipped*
Donald:
Goofy: ^_^
That should keep you all busy until the next chapter.
Riku and Kairi: OMG WE WASN'T IN THIS CHAPTER AT ALL!?!?!?!
Every Heart: *reading a magazine* Was too lazy to really squeeze you two in.
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xD Twas very short...;-; But it shall keep us occupied for awhile!>><<
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nice update every...random question cause of the fic does anyone know how to swear in japanese? just REALLY wanted to ask that.
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xD No clue, I think there isn't a direct swear word... Well, there are two insults I know of,"Aho," and,"Baka," or something like that. Iroinicly, Baka is wosrse than aho, I say baka usually to say people are idiots!>.><<
Sora: *coming out of the bathroom* K I'm back. So anyway, who's the lady.
Tarzan: Jane.
Jane: Yes, I'm Jane. I'm here studying gorillas. Also, I'm married to Tarzan.
Sora: Holy crap, how did that happen?
Tarzan: Blind Date
Jane: Yeah go figure. Turns out it was a great time and we kept going out so many times we actually married.
Donald: That explains a lot.
Goofy: I wonder what that would be like to be on Blind Date.
Every Heart: *steps up on the stage with a mike* And your going to find out. I entered the six of us into Blind Date.
Sora: So who will I be going out with?
Every Heart: *reading cue cards* Kairi
Sora: SCORE!!
Kairi: Damn..
Riku: What about me?
Every Heart: *scans cue card* Oh god..
Riku: What?
Every Heart: You'll be going with me.
Riku: *Thinking to self: Finally, alone time with Every.*
Every Heart:" *coughs loudly* Goofy, Donald, you two will be going out with each other.
Donald and Goofy: WHAT??
Donald: *walks off* screw this, I'm outta here
Goofy: *follows looking disappointed*
Every Heart: Anyway, tune in next time readers! The four of us will be on Blind Date!!!
Sora: What about the Deep Jungle storyline? What about Tarzan and Jane?
Every Heart: Who?
Tarzan: Jane.
Jane: Yes, I'm Jane. I'm here studying gorillas. Also, I'm married to Tarzan.
Sora: Holy crap, how did that happen?
Tarzan: Blind Date
Jane: Yeah go figure. Turns out it was a great time and we kept going out so many times we actually married.
Donald: That explains a lot.
Goofy: I wonder what that would be like to be on Blind Date.
Every Heart: *steps up on the stage with a mike* And your going to find out. I entered the six of us into Blind Date.
Sora: So who will I be going out with?
Every Heart: *reading cue cards* Kairi
Sora: SCORE!!
Kairi: Damn..
Riku: What about me?
Every Heart: *scans cue card* Oh god..
Riku: What?
Every Heart: You'll be going with me.
Riku: *Thinking to self: Finally, alone time with Every.*
Every Heart:" *coughs loudly* Goofy, Donald, you two will be going out with each other.
Donald and Goofy: WHAT??
Donald: *walks off* screw this, I'm outta here
Goofy: *follows looking disappointed*
Every Heart: Anyway, tune in next time readers! The four of us will be on Blind Date!!!
Sora: What about the Deep Jungle storyline? What about Tarzan and Jane?
Every Heart: Who?
STICK TO JUNGLE! But still funny......
LOL love dthat chapters. WHo is Tarzan and Jane <.< >.> *walks away*
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