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Every Heart

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Yesh..it's true about my kitty....

Anyway, long awaited update. (By the way, Molly is my younger cousin. If your reading this Molly, don't kill me and don't tell my mom)

TYPICAL KINGDUMB HEARTS CHATROOM CHAPTER!
<Every Heart has entered the room>
Every Heart:...hmm...no one seems to be here....
<Teh Keyblade Masta has entered the room>
Every Heart: Damn, spoke too soon.
Teh Keyblade Masta: Hey Every Heart, we hardly ever see you in here
Every Heart: *sigh* Hello Sora...
Teh Keyblade Master: I outta go tell the others that your here!
Every Heart: Wait, don't!
<Sweet Hikari has entered the room>
Sweet Hikari: Sora wasn't lying this time, Every Heart really is here!
Every Heart: Yes, I think we established that fact Kairi
Teh Keyblade Masta: Cough up Hikari, you owe me 5 dollars now...
Sweet Hikari: I know...
Sweet Hikari gives Teh Keyblade Masta 5 dollars
Teh Keyblade Masta: Yes!
Every Heart: Idiot
Sweet Hikari: Idiot
Every Heart: So let me guess, you two gonna tell Riku that I'm on?
Sweet Hikari: I guess so...
Teh Keyblade Masta: Come to think of it, I've never seen him on either.
Sweet Hikari: You haven't? Damn, we have many private conversations together
Teh Keyblade Masta: Such as?
Sweet Hikari: Like about what goes on behind your back
Teh Keyblade Masta: Like what?
Every Heart: God Damnit Sora, your so damn oblivious to everything...
<Goofinator 3000 has entered the room>
<Pantsless Party Duck has entered the room>
Sweet Hikari: o_O
Every Heart: WHO THE HELL INVITED THEM??
Goofinator 3000: Crap, theres already people here...
Pantsless Party Duck: We are gonna have to tell our sweet lovings to each other somewhere else!
<Goofinator 3000 has left the room>
<Pantsless Party Duck has left the room>
Teh Keyblade Masta: That...was just wrong..
Every Heart: So is Riku coming or not?
Sweet Hikari: Hold on, I have to ask him. Sora, don't get angry when he enters.
Teh Keyblade Masta: Why?
<Better than Sora has entered the room>
Sweet Hikari: .....That's why...
Teh Keyblade Masta: WTF?
Better than Sora: I see everyone is here.
Teh Keyblade Masta: RIKU YOU JACK***!!!
Better than Sora: And I see Sora is here as well
Better than Sora: So has anyone seen the news about the new Harry Potter 5 movie?
Every Heart: Yeah, come to think of it, I did hear about it
Sweet Hikari: The woman that they have playing Umbridge, I expected her to be fatter...
Every Heart: Yeah, the lady in the movie makes me think of my cousin Molly 20 something years from now....
Teh Keyblade Masta: HOLD UP, I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU RIKU!
<Squaresoft Management has entered the room>
Teh Keyblade Masta: Wait...
Better than Sora: WTF?
Squaresoft Management: GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY BUMS! I'M NOT PAYING YOU FOUR TO CHAT ALL DAY! GO UPDATE ATLANTICA OR I'M FIRING EVERY ONE OF YOU! ESPECIALLY YOU SORA
<Squaresoft Management has left the room>
Sweet Hikari: Yeah, I'm definately out of here
<Sweet Hikari has left the room>
Every Heart: Oh yeah, I'm leaving too
<Every Heart has left the room>
Better than Sora: See you later Sora. Hope you get fired
<Better than Sora has left the room>
Teh Keyblade Masta: Damn, he left too quickly...hey....I'm in here all alone...I'm Teh Chat Masta as well...
<Squaresoft Management has entered the room>
Teh Keyblade Masta: *yipe*
<Teh Keyblade Masta has left the room>
Squaresoft Management: That's what I thought...
<Squaresoft Management has left the room>
<Don Patch has entered the room>
<Every Heart has entered the room>
Every Heart: Thanks Don Patch, the suckers totally fell for it
Don Patch: Yeah, that was the awesomest thing ever!
Every Heart: I can't believe they thought that it was Nomura. How did you do it Don Patch?
Don Patch:....I didn't do anything...I thought you did...
Every Heart: You mean....
Don Patch: Yeah....
Every Heart:.....
Don Patch:.....
Every Heart:....Bullocks..
<Every Heart has left the room>
<Don Patch has left the room>
<Squaresoft Management has entered the room>
Squaresoft Management: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Squaresoft Management has left the room>
 
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Heh, I havn't posted here in a while... I had to read many-something pages in a mad catch up, :) -pauses for dramatic affect- . . . . -takes a deep breath, for some long-winded-congradulation/applause- Ah, forget it...XD Now, I must go...Squaresoft Management has made me paranoid... -looks around, and runs off-
 
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I havent been here for a long time... but nice updates everyheart.. and umm sorry about your kitty:cry:
 
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Every Heart

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Sora and his friends Goofy and Donald are off to Atlantica!
Sora: One problem, last I checked, none of us can breathe under water
Every Heart: Oh don't worry, we have that problem solved. *pulls out a spellbook*Meka leka leka hi, meka leka leka low, turn into creatures of the ocean!
*they turn into water creatures*
Sora: Thanks Ev...*starts coughing* Can't breathe...damn fish gills..
*Every Heart pushes them into the water*
Sora: Ahh...that's better. Let's see...I'm a mermaid, Donald is an octopus, and Goofy is a turtle.
Goofy: I find it highly insulting
Sora: I find that I don't care. Now, let's just swim around over here...
Ariel: Hey, you three, I need your help!
Sora: Crap, pulled into danger again. Alright, what do you need?
Ariel: Ursala has my father's trident and he is powerless without it
Donald: How did that happen?
Ariel: I gave it to her
Sora: YOU DID?? Why?
Ariel: She said she would be my friend....
Sora: Damn, you got pwned. Badly. Why would she want to be YOUR friend...
Goofy: *slaps Sora with his turtle fin* Show some sincerity
Sora: What? I saw The Little Mermaid movie, it sucked!
Goofy: We all know that, just pretend you care
Sora: Fine, we'll help you out Ariel
*and so, they go off to fight Ursala, where they discover....*
Sora: DAMN, SHE HAS A FAT ASS!!!
Ursala: How dare you call my ass fat! Prepare to die!
*they engage in a long winded battle, Sora vs. FatAss...err...I mean Ursala in pitched combat*
Meanwhile....
Every Heart: And that is how you turn emos into fairy princesses....
Riku: *wearing a tutu* I'M CHAFFING!
Kairi: Every Heart, how did you learn to do that?
Every Heart: I learned that from a spellbook*now turns to talk to the audience*You can pick up a book now at your local library*gives a thumbs up*
Kairi: Reading gains knowledge, and Knowledge is Power!*gives a thumbs up*
Riku: I HATE YOU ALL!!!!*gives a middle finger*
*Back to the battle between Sora and FatAss...I MEAN URSALA!*
Sora: I have successfully defeated the fat octopus. My mission is complete. And now...I must move on in my search to find Kairi...
Donald: Sora?
Sora: What?
Donald: Who are you talking to?
Sora: No one. Is it wrong for a guy to monolouge?
Ariel: Thank you for helping us Sora!
Sora: It was my pleasure...so tell me...
Ariel: Yes Sora?
Sora: How do you mermaids....you know....do it?
Everyone: *anime faint*
Ariel: Oh, that's easy*whispers in Sora's ear*
Sora: o_O *anime faints*
Ariel: Something I said?

Next time, Never say Never in Neverland! Betcha can't say that 5 times fast!

Riku: CHANGE ME BACK TO NORMAL EVERY HEART! I'M STARTING TO HAVE THE URGE TO PICK DAISYS!!!
 
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*Jackson put a air bubble around head and walks up Ariel* Hey, what was that again? *Arial wisperes into his ear* I KNEW IT! *Bubble pops*
 
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URSALA DOES HAVE A FAT ASS. Ariel: I gave it to her
Sora: YOU DID?? Why?
Ariel: She said she would be my friend

LOL who owuld want to be friends with a fat ass
 
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Next Chapter, A Blast from the Past!!!
Sora: Every...
Every Heart: What?
Sora: Since when do you title chapters like that?
Every Heart: Well, let's just Inspiration hit me...over and over again...
*Flashback*
Inspiration: The name of the chapter shall be Blast from the Past, got it!
Every Heart: Alright, just stop hitting me, I'll name the chapter that!!!
*Flashback over*
Sora: *blinks* Were we just in a flashback right now?
Every Heart: Yes Sora, thats what happens when you think back to something that happened earlier.
Sora: I'm so confused...
Every Heart: On with the show!!!!

Ok, the chapter really is going to start........NOW!

Ok.....NOW!

......Now?

Oh bullocks to this, I'm getting a coca-cola and....

Blast from the Past

Yes, now it's finally starting!

Every Heart: Everyone quick, lock all the doors! Bar the windows! Clog the drains and toilets!! Padlock the refridgerator!! Plug up Sora's mouth!!!
Riku: Chill out Every, what's the matter?
Every Heart: *gulp* My past self is coming to visit!
*Le Gaspeth*
Kairi: Wait, past self?
Every Heart: *slaps Kairi* Theres no reason to lose our heads over this.
Sora: Every, your the one that's losing your head over this.
Riku: So what do you mean by past self.
Every Heart: Well, you guys wouldn't know about my past self since I didn't start working here until a few months ago. But about 2 years ago, I used to be...something unhuman...
Everyone: Like what?
Every Heart: *sob* I used to be a n00b!!!
Sora: *pats back* There there, most of us were n00bs back then.
Riku: Sora, you still are a n00b.
Sora: Shut it Riku.
Kairi: So what's so bad about this?
Every Heart: I used to be like what one of the worst of the n00bs. In fact, I had a different username back then...and it's...*suddenly stops* Do you smell that?
Sora: *points at Riku* RIKU!!!!
Riku: He who smelt it delt it Sora....
Kairi: That's not what she meant you idiots. I smell...grease....like from french fries...and lack of sunlight...and bad fanfiction.
Sora: Which is the typical smell of a n00b.
Every Heart: And not just any kind of grease. It's...waffle fries grease...
Riku: Waffle fries?
Every Heart: *sighs* You'll see. She's around here somewhere.
*Don Patch walks into the room*
Everyone: OMG IT'S HER!!!
Every Heart: No, that's just Don Patch everyone. He has a part time job here, remember?
Don Patch?: That's what you think Every Heart
Everyone: o_O
Sora: Hey, theres a zipper on the back of his head!!
*the zipper goes down*
???: AHA!!!
Everyone: AAAAHHH!!
???: Didn't think I would sneak in by disguising myself as Don Patch, did you?
Every Heart: That was very cleaver of you....SueZQ109!!!
SueZQ109: Greetings Every Heart. I do hope you missed me.
Every Heart: I missed you as much as I missed Sora's poetry recital!
Sora:*sniffs* You lied to me. You said that you were sorry that you weren't able to listen to my poetry...
Every Heart: Sora, your poetry sucks. It made me throw a poison dart at your head that you managed to duck
Riku: Hey, she's a poet who didn't know it!
Every Heart:*turns around and punches Riku*
Riku: Ow my kidneys! I'm glad I don't suck like Sidney!
Sora: *punches Riku* Yours sucks worse than mine! You can't be better than mine!
Kairi: You just rhymed mine with mine
Sora: You want some of this? *holds up keyblade*
SueZQ109: Hey, pay attention to the plot you idiots!
Every Heart: So SueZQ109, what evil plans do you have now?
SueZQ109: Hold on, I should explain to the audience more about our "relationship"
Riku: I thought you were straight Every Heart!!! I loved you!!
*this time SueZQ109 and Every Heart kick him in the downstairs*
Riku: OWW!! I need a medic!!
SueZQ109: 2 years ago, December 2004, I joined KHI. I was indeed a "n00b". The silly weird part of Every Heart anyway. I once even got banned for somethings I said about waffle fries once.
Every Heart: Are you kidding me? You kept going ME LIKE WAFFLE FRIES! every 5 seconds!
SueZQ109: After "we" were banned, Every Heart changed. She managed to grow up. Casted me aside and changed her name to Every Heart. I became a shadow of what she once was. An annoying jerky n00b. After she went back and became a respected member with friends, I vowed to get revenge on her for shoving me aside! I am no longer a grammer challenged n00bette. I am now an evil vindictive bitch that is going to tear Every Hearts little world apart!
Every Heart: Sorry SueZQ109, but you've forgotten one major thing!
SueZQ109: What's that?
Every Heart: PLOT HOLES!
*hole appears under SueZQ109 as she falls in it*
SueZQ109: DAMN YOU EVERY HEART! I SWEAR I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON YOU YET!!!*hole seals up*
Sora: whoa, how did you do that?
Every Heart: Easy. I'm the writer of this fic, and this fic has many plot holes. Using one of them, I managed to seal her away so that she will never bother us again unless I need to update.
Riku: Wait...so this entire chapter was a scheme so that you wouldn't have to update this fic about Neverland?
Every Heart: That's right!
Sora: Wow...she is GOOD.
Kairi: But...she may get out someday...and we will need to become as strong as ever to fight against her...
Everyone: >_>
Kairi: What? It felt like we had to say something signifigant.
*meanwhile....*
SueZQ109: They haven't seen the last of me! They will all pay! Especially Every Heart!...at least I have waffle fries to keep me company here...
*waffle fries vanish*
SueZQ109: Damn! Now what am I suppossed to do?
???: You say that you want revenge on Every Heart and her little friends?
SueZQ109: Who said that?
???: The others that have been trapped in plotholes. The ones who also want revenge....
SueZQ109: *evil smile as they all start laughing evily.*

To be continued.....

OMG, that was one of the longest chapters yet! And a new villian is introduced! And I didn't have to do Neverland! Huzzah!!
 
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