Let's write a song everyone!

[franklin]

i just had a brilliant idea
lets write a huge song/poem
everyone must contribute atleast 3 words
no more than 15 words
it does not have to rhyme
i'll make up some more rules as this gets going


and i dont care if this goes anywhere lets just do it!
k?k
(and no im not gonna start us off)

 

[Keechi Itano]

Earl the Toe---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

[Candy Man]

badum badum
no he ain't Joe
Earl the Toe badum badum
He's Earl for sho'

 

[franklin]

earl the toe aint no average shmo
to bad he died

 

[Keechi Itano]

He like-a to mow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's Earl the Toe!

 

[franklin]

the funeral was grand for earl the toe

 

[Candy Man]

*guitar solo*
So if you're looking for Earl *short drum solo*.....you're screwed

 

[Taylor]

la la la la la la la la la la la la!!!!

And somethin about EARL THE TOE!!!

He met a foe...

 

[franklin]

the foe was named apartheid joe

 

[Taylor]

apartheid joe hated earl cuz he hates....crows

 

[Candy Man]

Earl came back from the dead with shoes tied with bows
He took apartheid joe by the face,
and threw his guts all over the place

 

[Taylor]

now thats a disgrace!!!!!!!

 

[franklin]

with a fork or a mace????????????

 

[Candy Man]

I know my place,
ain't no disgrace,
get outta my face!

 

[franklin]

by your obvious grace
im guessing the mace

 

[Candy Man]

That chick types faster than space!!

 

[Taylor]

this is hurting my ears!!
I shall flee in fear!!

 

[franklin]

do not fear my dear
all this song needs is a kick in the rear
ba dum dum dum...

 

[Sir Willis]

Here, Here!
The dear is dead, and in a coma.

 

[Taylor]

sorry to ruin the song, but franklin, Im a dude, not a dear(girl)