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I for one am tired of Ken and his posse fagging up the internet with their lame ass bitch shit Japanese ass cocks, so I am stepping up and forming my own crew to combat his. This will be an elite group of only top tier vocalists (read: not Alexx) who are experts in the art of singing (read: capable of at least pretending they can carry a tune, or more literally, not afrobutt). And instead of singing stupid Japanese shit that nobody can understand, we will instead be singing music that fits into some category of awesome (think Tupac).
That being said, I present to you the first song on our list of shit to cover:
Lyrics (non-English parts in red):
People I am volunteering to loan their voices to this project:
-Gildragon
-Me
-Lycanthrope
-The Big Lovin'
Let me know if you're down to join. We need at least six people. And if you don't know how to use Audacity to record an .mp3 file of your singing, kill yourself.
That being said, I present to you the first song on our list of shit to cover:
Lyrics (non-English parts in red):
Spoiler ShowToo big, too small
Size does matter after all
Zu gross, zu klein
Er könnte etwas gröber sein
Mercedes Benz, und Autobahn
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spa, mich nicht verlieben
Just a little bit, just a little bitch
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany
To short, to tall
Doesn’t matter, one size fits all
Zu gross, zu klein
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein
Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut
Just a little bit
Be my little bitch
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany
Germany!
Germany!
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany
People I am volunteering to loan their voices to this project:
-Gildragon
-Me
-Lycanthrope
-The Big Lovin'
Let me know if you're down to join. We need at least six people. And if you don't know how to use Audacity to record an .mp3 file of your singing, kill yourself.