maester xehanort is riku's dad

[Weeaboo]

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.

 

[Allister Rose]

perhaps.... but it wouldnt have the same "OOMPH" factor

unless riku's mom or dad talks about him, depending on which one is related to MX

 

[scubasteve]

unless riku's mom or dad talks about him, depending on which one is related to MX

well considering riku's dad is master xehanort i'd guess he's the one related to mx

 

[Allister Rose]

well considering riku's dad is master xehanort i'd guess he's the one related to mx

but that's only a theory.

 

[scubasteve]

but that's only a theory.

if your brain didn't have scurvy you'd realize that it's not theory, but downright fact. :/

 

[Allister Rose]

idk, the OP says other wise....

 

[scubasteve]

nah drilla

 

[Turn]

cool

 

[Rooster Cogburn]

So, am I the only person on the forums who doesn't find scubasteve funny?

 

[ispoiledmyself]

so xehanort has been in spira all this time

haha MAESTER xehanort. He probably game hops. From FF to KH

 

[Ruran]

Does any one else think of MX's wiggly fingers when they think of MX and intercoarse or is that just me?

 

[MomentoMori]

why??

+both from destiny islands
+look similar
+both obsessed w/ seeing other worlds
+darkness
+both keyblade masters
+perhaps xehanort's heartless took control of riku because he wanted to be reunited w/ his son once again even though they were both engulfed in darkness

the only flaw w/ this theory is that master xehanort is like 60 but who knows maybe he's a very promiscuous old goat in fact scratch that he IS a very promiscuous old goat

try to refute it however unsuccessful you may be

The court demands a paternity test, your honor.

 

[Zulkir]

why??

+both from destiny islands
+look similar
+both obsessed w/ seeing other worlds
+darkness
+both keyblade masters
+perhaps xehanort's heartless took control of riku because he wanted to be reunited w/ his son once again even though they were both engulfed in darkness

the only flaw w/ this theory is that master xehanort is like 60 but who knows maybe he's a very promiscuous old goat in fact scratch that he IS a very promiscuous old goat

try to refute it however unsuccessful you may be

no maester Xehanort is clearly from Spira, they are both old and have beards its my THEORY IT MAKE SENSE!

 

[Reflection]

So, am I the only person on the forums who doesn't find scubasteve funny?

ya he's kind of a wet blanket you know lol

 

[Reflection]

i don't really know what a wet blanket is

 

[Trimms]

This was already resolved on Maury, none of the children were xehanort's and he ended up running off with that black chick with the deformed foot on her back who had sex for a cheesburger.

 

[Fractured_Heart628]

I honestly think that Master Xehanort might be either Sora or Riku's grandfather.

 

[Shamdeo]

So, am I the only person on the forums who doesn't find scubasteve funny?

I agree with you. Someone should really tell him he's not funny.

 

[scubasteve]

can't i'm having sex w/ dirt

 

[Reflection]

Does any one else think of MX's wiggly fingers when they think of MX and intercoarse or is that just me?