Making KH2 Cutscenes funny

[Ðari]

I know all of you recall your favorite cutscenes from kh2 but would you alter it from being really serious to at least a little funny. This is one of my favorites i created.

During the saix battle and he blows Riku and Kairi out of the room.

kairi: I know sora's going to win
Riku: *eating something*
Kairi: Riku how the heck are you eating at a time like this!
Riku: what this is a good fight, it would be wrong not to have some popcorn.
Kairi: *stomach rumbles* I guess thats true, hey quit eating all of it!
(Saix swings sword and sora come flying into the barrier and slowly falls down)
Riku: Ouch, thats gotta hurt.
Kairi: yea thats for sure, it would be a shame if mickey had to save him AGAIN.
(Sora leaped up and ran at Saix trying to look cool for Kairi)
Riku: Look at him trying to show off by using master form.
Kairi: *eating popcorn* Saix is throwing him around like a rag doll. Sora what are you doing, HIT THAT SCAR FACED FREAK!
Riku: You know what are Donald and Goofy doing anyway, they get knocked out before sora even lands two hits on the guy.
Kairi: *watches sora surf on Saix sword* Take it to that idiot!
Riku: you think i should step in and help him?
Kairi: Only go when he's knocked out, better you save him then some 3ft mouse.
Riku: good point.
(sora finishes off saix and he crawled to the window begging to kingdom hearts to give him a heart.)
Sora: give it a rest all ready, nobody likes a drama queen.
(saix dies and they move on not caring about him in the least)

Make your own kh2 cutscene funny

 

[pokeman54]

right after sora defeats demyx

Demyx: Dance water, Dance!
Sora: Shut the hell up already, you've said that a million fricken times!*slash*
Demyx: nooooo! *dissapears*

*mickey appears*

Goofy: Oh my gwarsh, it's the king!
Donald: iiiiiiiiiiiitz za keeeeeng!
Sora: i hope you know by now that nobody can understand a word you're saying, donald

mickey: we're in big trouble, folks!
sora: really, king mickey? what's the matter?
mickey: i ripped my robe! how am i supposed to look all cool and mysterious when everybody can see my boxers?
donald:uuwaach aaaut keeeeeng mickkkeeeeey! a rawwwk!!
mickey: someone translate, please?
demyx: he said, "watch out, king mickey! a rock!"
sora: whoa, demyx! how'd you decipher that? i've been with that stupid duck for a game and a half already and i still can't understand the crap he's been sputtering out!
demyx: that's easy! *pulls out book* i ordered the official kingdom hearts 2 script off of ebay!
goofy: gwarsh, demyx! aren't you supposed to be dead?
Demyx: yeah yeah, ill be in my trailer. *poofs*

mickey: o.o anyways...
sora: *gasp* look out king! an angry mob of anti-disney fanboys are up there trying to push a giant boulder onto your head!

*the rock falls*

goofy: gwarsh noooooo! *pushes the king out of the way*

*goofy lies unconscious*

sora: GOOFY!
mickey: GOOFY!
donald: gruufiiiiiii! *cough cough*

sora: is he...dead?
angry anti-disney fanboy mob: DIE, DISNEY!!!
donald: oouuu noooouuuuu!!!!!
mickey: why...why...WHY!?!?!?!
sora: why what, king?
mickey: why couldn't have they pushed the rock on donald instead!??!

mickey pulls out keyblade and sends donald flying like team rocket

sora: right on!...should we just leave goofy here? i think he's dead *kicks goofy*
mickey: we should take all his items and his weapons first!
sora: i get dibs on his AP points!
mickey: no, i want those!
sora: mine!
mickey: mine!
*big fight*

xenmas: HURRY UP, BOTH OF YOU!!!! let's get my scene over with already!!!
*angry mob of heartless in the background*

 

[Darkening kairi]

lol well they are really funny.
but i don't think i can make my own funny cutscene

 

[Sir Jecht]

Those are great but I sure all hell cant do one I wanna see more though

 

[Ðari]

Before and during xigbar fight

Xigbar: Roxas have you been a good boy.
Sora: How many freakin times are you gonna call me Roxas you jackazz!
Xigbar: Roxas, chill dude, I only call you that b/c....*offset* (Xibar we dont pay you to ruin the game by telling sora the truth too soon, stick to the script you Moron!) Whatever you say disney, I swear this job doesn't pay enough. *Pulls out weapons*
Sora: Your not some surfer dude are you, man your like in your 80's and you talkin like your some surf punk.
Xigbar: Dude, dont diss me i diss you, just stick to the script.
Sora:whatever!
(Sora does the command warpsnipe and sends back all of xigbars shots)
Xigbar: Slick little bastard!...I mean clever little sneak! yea that last one, god im gonna get fired.
Sora: Your one to talk! At least im not dressed up like some pirate doll.
xigbar: Roxas dude, your really testing my patience.
Sora: Stop calling me that, you surf boy b***h!!!
(rushes into Xigbar before he teleports)
Xigbar: your not going to get me you little punk.
Sora: xigbar just stfu your starting to pi$$ me off big time.
Xibar *glowing* lets see how fast you can dance when theirs nowhere to run! *shoots a million lights at sora*
Sora: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Sora faints*
xigbar: yea what now you brat!.....*Sora wasn't moving* Hey kid get up! OMG i killed him *looks at donald and goofy and shoots them too. Ok none of this ever happened, I know i'll blame it all on Luxord, yea they'll think that dude did it since he already has gambling problems and lost all his money the last time he went to Vegas.
(Xigbar leaves and sora, donald, and goofy were all left dead)

 

[Sir Jecht]

Before and during xigbar fight

Xigbar: Roxas have you been a good boy.
Sora: How many freakin times are you gonna call me Roxas you jackazz!
Xigbar: Roxas, chill dude, I only call you that b/c....*offset* (Xibar we dont pay you to ruin the game by telling sora the truth too soon, stick to the script you Moron!) Whatever you say disney, I swear this job doesn't pay enough. *Pulls out weapons*
Sora: Your not some surfer dude are you, man your like in your 80's and you talkin like your some surf punk.
Xigbar: Dude, dont diss me i diss you, just stick to the script.
Sora:whatever!
(Sora does the command warpsnipe and sends back all of xigbars shots)
Xigbar: Slick little bastard!...I mean clever little sneak! yea that last one, god im gonna get fired.
Sora: Your one to talk! At least im not dressed up like some pirate doll.
xigbar: Roxas dude, your really testing my patience.
Sora: Stop calling me that, you surf boy b***h!!!
(rushes into Xigbar before he teleports)
Xigbar: your not going to get me you little punk.
Sora: xigbar just stfu your starting to pi$$ me off big time.
Xibar *glowing* lets see how fast you can dance when theirs nowhere to run! *shoots a million lights at sora*
Sora: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Sora faints*
xigbar: yea what now you brat!.....*Sora wasn't moving* Hey kid get up! OMG i killed him *looks at donald and goofy and shoots them too. Ok none of this ever happened, I know i'll blame it all on Luxord, yea they'll think that dude did it since he already has gambling problems and lost all his money the last time he went to Vegas.
(Xigbar leaves and sora, donald, and goofy were all left dead)

THAT WAS GREAT...LOL....when I get to that scene I'm not gonna stop laughing..ROFL...ROFL more

 

[scubasteve]

there is a thread called kh/kh2 jokes...you should put those cut scenes there..

 

[Sir Jecht]

there is a thread called kh/kh2 jokes...you should put those cut scenes there..

I was just about to say that..but yeah move them there cuz there are really funny

 

[Funky Bear]

Lol that was kinda funny.

Here's mine

Twilight town day 5: Seven wonders scene 1

(Pence see's balling flying out an alley)
Pence: Hey were those your balls flying out the alley
Roxas: Are you saying I don't have no ballz ?
Pence: O_O No..I was just saying
Roxas: I thought we agreed that you ackowleged my pair was better then yours
Pence: You had suagar cookies this morning didn't you?
Roxas:The name Is Biggie smalls,Pineapple! Biggie ballz!
Pence: Uhh... okay...Biggie smalls
Roxas: No,fat boy Biggie ballz, that boy dead!
Pence: No he isn't that Tupac
Roxas: Fat Albert quit making fun of my pair for all we know these are the universe,and they are your king!
Pence: So I take it your pair is one of the seven wonders right?
Roxas: You better (Bleep) believe they are!
Pence: Roxas pair...seven wonders (writes it down)

 

[Ðari]

yea i'll relocate the cutscenes to Kh/KH2 jokes ok. Look out for my cutscenes ok =D.

 

[iseedisneyppl911]

tralala i have one i think...

Scene where Roxas falls off station tower and him and Kairi go telepathic:

Roxas (voice): Naminé?
Kairi (voice): Who are you? And that's not my name. I'm Kairi.
Roxas (voice): Hey I know you! You're that girl he likes.
Kairi (voice): The girl who WHO likes!?!?!
Sora (voice): You mean you don't remember my name? Thanks a lot BIATCH!
*telephone ring tone* Some Random Guy (voice): Hello?
Sora (voice): Hi, now who are you?
Random Guy (voice):....I'm Henry...Isn't this my girlfriends house?!
Roxas (voice): Huh?
Kairi (voice): Hello?
Henry (voice): OMG SANDY?!?!?!?! WHY ARE THERE OTHER MEN AT YOUR HOUSE!!!!! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!!?!
Roxas, Sora, and Kairi (voice): uh-oh.....
Henry (voice): *staring to cry* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH!!?! IF YOU'RE CHEATING THEN I DON'T WANNA LIVE!!!! *hangs up phone*
Kairi (voice): oh my...


sorry if that was bad but that's what i thought of when i watched that scene.

 

[Sir Jecht]

I liked it...it was funny but were moving all the cutscenes to Kh/kh2 jokes...but I thought it was funny LOL XD

 

[iseedisneyppl911]

oh my bad

 

[unknown_light45]

the part in the proloug where hayner, roxas, olette, and pence are on the train

hayner: *takes out crystal and holds it up*
olette: *dose the same*
pence: *dose the same*
hayner pence olette: wonder triplet powers ACTIVATE!"
hayner: form of a llama!
olette:body of a gient stalper!
pence: shape of a bucket of water.
roxas: *dosent have one cus hes th monkey*

 

[AngelOfDestruction]

this is when u beat Xemnas
Sora "Hey Riku whats that light"
* hears a shot*
Sora"Riku are you all right.....Riku??"
*another shot*
Xigbar"Muahaha you thought you betray the Organization Roxas but Sora didnt kill me so im still alive..oh god this isnt Roxas its Sora"
Xigbar "now to kill Winnie the pooh"