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Fanfiction ► Not So Heartless Anymore: Codenamed Danger Penguin XD



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Sterling_Silver

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....thanks pickle. :D i know my sig is "teh pwnage", as you said, lol. but can you see the hidden image? look hard... GoH and Krazy couldn't see it. *coughbottomrightcornercough* lol. NOW UPDATE, OR I (as said in my sig) WILL GO UKBARM ALL UP AND DOWN YO ASS(ET)!! XD (edited dude, like shazam man. XD)
 

Thelonepickle

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Piku's small but powerful foot crunched Ketso's head back to the ground. He groaned with anguish. Anyone who had ever uttered a short joke knew that it was no fun to be under that foot.

"Let him go, Piku. You're being... stupid," Kaze said. Piku glared at him, but yeah, she released the pressure. He stood up, brushing himself off with one hand. He looked around the room. Piku started to fix the door, mumbling under her breath.

Ketso shifted uncomfortably. He didn't know what to say, or how to say it. He opened his mouth to speak, but he was suddenly thrown to the ground, and something was trying to squeeze his organs out of his body. He looked down. He smiled as he realized that Myra was glomping him. For a minute, he thought she remembered.

"COLLECTIVE GASP!" She said. The others gasped. "You're the first one to EVER smile when first being glomped!"

Ketso frowned. "But this isn't the first time! You've glomped me a thousand times!"

Kaze turned purple, but Ketso ignored him. He stood up, Myra clinging to his foot, and turned to the others.

"You all know me! You know you do! And if you just look inside yourselves, you'll see it!"

He looked around, grin fading. Nobody believed him. He turned around, and Myra let go. He walked through the door, but he turned back before closing it.

"Just forget I ever came here." He closed the door, angrily. "I wish I could."

Ketso walked out of the apartment complex. "At least it's a sunny day."

The rain poured down onto his head. He kicked anything he saw, and several blades of grass yelled happy calls, which he solemnly ignored. He didn't know where he was going, but he was going somewhere. Suddenly, he was clobbered in the head by a falling... egg?

Ketso picked up the hard, black egg. It was about the size of a football, but it was completely round. He rolled it in his hands for a minute, but he didn't have long to wait for something to happen.

The egg cracked open. A little creature slid all around, and Ketso couldn't tell where or what it was for a minute. Finally, he managed to snatch the thing.

"You're Ketso, Gub-gub!" it said happily. Ketso fell back in shock. The little creature pulled a hat off its head, and crawled up to Ketso's head.

"Alas. I, Reynaldo, have found Ketso. And I have killed him." He solemnly held the hat against his little torso, and it wasn't until Ketso said the ABC's backwards before Reynaldo believed that he was alive.

Ketso finally had a minute to look at Reynaldo. He was about eight inches tall, and kind of pudgy. He had little orange feet, closed eyes, a top hat, tie, and orange beak.

"What ARE you?!" Ketso asked, surprised. The little... thing chuckled.

"I'm a penguin."

"A what?"

"A penguin. We used to inhabit a world called Earth. It was kind of nice, gub-gub, but alas, we eventually had to get rid of that planet." He placed his hat back on his head and whispered, "the humans were getting too... rebelious."

Ketso straightened up. "A pengy?"

"That's penguin, gub-gub."

Ketso nodded. "Now, what'd you say your name was?"

"I am the Danger Penguin, Reynaldo, gub-gub."

"Reynaldo Gub-Gub?" Ketso asked. "Well, Reynaldo... Why are you here?"

Reynaldo shook with laughter again. "Because have decided to save you and your worlds. I am going to get rid of that Van kid, once and for all. The little delinquent."

And Ketso fell over with shock again.
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That chapter was an apology chapter to teh K_K.
 

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*ponders*

All right, you are forgiven....Even though that pengy scares the crap outta meh.....*collective shudder* o_- *slaps Myra* REMEMBER, DAMN YOU!!

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Did I just slap myself...? o_O *ponders that for far too long*
 

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Lmao, Pickle, that was great as usual. I feel bad for Ketso though.

And were the heck am I, by the way? What does a guardian do when she can't guard? *ponders*

Wanders around her dark forest, of course. XD

The humans were getting too rebellious ... well, that's all Silver's fault. ^_~
 

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what? me? I'D NEVER! i'm not rebellious!! i'm just... *cough* uhhh... misunderstood? no. i'm just more fun than good, wholeful (wholesome, i mean.... i think XD), smart, average fourteen year olds. i rock. XD lol (just kidding about the i rock part, unless you really think that, lol :D)
 
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Thelonepickle

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Okay!
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Ketso sat up again, greeted by a mourning Reynaldo. The pengy was clutching a kleenex and dabbing his eyes with his little pengy wing.

"Reynaldo?"

"Oh. I have not killed you, gub-gub. This is a good thing, gub-gub. A murderer does not get such a good discount on canned fruits as I, Reynaldo, do. The Master of this Galaxy commands a pretty discount of twenty five percent on peaches." Reynaldo stared dreamily off into the distance.

Ketso leapt to his feet. "You're going to defeat Van? But you're so little!"

A tear formed in Reynaldo's eye, and he turned around for a moment. "I am big at heart."

Ketso apologized, but he still wondered how Reynaldo would be able to save the world from Van. Reynaldo chuckled.

"Van is a very bad little lady-bug, yes he is."

"VAN IS A LADY-BUG?!" Ketso said, jaw dropping. Reynaldo nodded.

"He chooses not to use that form, gub-gub. And he has stopped using his magic word."

"Why? What's his magic word?" Ketso asked, curious.

"Bar-bee."

Ketso snorted with laughter, and he eventually fell on the ground, shaking. Tears streamed down his cheeks. Reynaldo was performing some kind of spiritual... Well, it wasn't a dance. It must've been a waddle, but he was still trying to purge evil spirits from Ketso by... moving. In circles. Ketso stopped the little penguin.

"Reynaldo! What the heck?"

"Is heck slang for "time of day"? Because it is currently 12: 56 here. The sun is shining." Reynaldo looked a little confused.

"No, I mean... What happened to me? I don't have a heart, and I don't have a past!" Ketso said, completely aware that he sounded stupid.

"What are you talking about, gub-gub? I will give you a heart later if we have time, but what is this talk of no past?" Reynaldo's eyes widened. Ketso tried to think of how to put it.

Recounting his whole story was easy for the most part. Reynaldo nodded when it was over, and was silent for about four minutes.

"Van is going to be punished for this. He made a mistake! We are not allowed to make mistakes."

Ketso was confused, now. "What do you mean?"

Reynaldo turned to Ketso. "Ketso, YOU are the mistake I'm talking about! This is why I was sent here, I believe. Van has been out of control for a while, so we gave him a part of this galaxy to play with. He's kind of... stupid, so we didn't think he could harm anything. But he did. He messed up a person. You're a glitch, and you are very dangerous to my galaxy. If I had a cane, I would wack you with it in confusion, gub-gub."

Ketso sat down on a small animal. "I'm a mistake?"

"Yes, gub-gub. A mistake. He messed up your past, Amme- my apprentice- tried to fix it, so he messed up BOTH of you. I will return Amme's powers as soon as we fix this situation."

Ketso frowned. "What situation?"

"There are many things. Let me pull out my computer." Reynaldo pulled a turtle out of nowhere. Ketso had seen one in a book once.

"Ketso," Reynaldo said. The turtle began to spew out information.

"Ketso has been considered stupid, a genius, strong, weak, and incredibly "glompable". His father is Gerard. His mother is Rikku. His brother his Gerard. His friends are Rikku, Yuna, Piku, Paine, Not Yuna, Myra, and no one. He has no past or heart. One time, he had three hearts, but now he has none. He likes pottery. He has many enemies. He has no enemies. He has lots of friends. He doesn't have any friends. He-"

The turtle disappeared. Ketso laughed. "You guys need to update that thing! Gerard's not my father! And Rikku?! My mother?! Impossible. I mean, they're only-"

"They are very young, yes. But pay attention, Ketso. Your birthdays. Did you hear them?"

Ketso had been paying attention to the pottery thing, and he hadn't heard what had come right after that. "My birthday?"

"Yes. It named two. Apparently, you were born fifteen years ago, and you will be born again in ten years."

"What?! That's impossible! I mean, I'm here right now, aren't I?! I can't be born twice! This is insane, and I-"

"-You are the one in between. Apparently, you're in between real and not real, too."

"BUT I WANNA BE A REAL BOY!" Ketso blurted out, and was reminded of an annoying puppet. Reynaldo put his hands up.

"Ketso, be quiet. We are going to sort this out. I am going to get the truth about you, and we will fill in the gaps, okay? I will help you, gub-gub, if you will calm down, gub-gub. After we sort you out, we can give Amme her powers, and the three of us can destroy Van." Reynaldo was very reassuring, but Ketso was still feeling uncomfortable.

"THIS ISN'T FAIR!" He said angrily. "I never knew about my past! Then, I think I figure it out, and I'm wrong?! Who's my father?! Do I even have a family?! No heart, no friends, I'm going to have to go through potty training again in, like, twelve years, and I DO NOT LIKE POTTERY!"

Reynaldo looked hurt. "I will help you, still, Ketso. Though you hurt my feelings. I happen to be the grand champion of pottery-contests in the Council of Us."

Ketso sat down again.

"Okay," he said, taking a deep breath. "I'm ready."
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Reynaldo pwns.
 

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I......I'm confuzzled....*points at Aozora* YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS, DIDN'T YOU?!!?!?!?!?!?! >_<

Aozora: Uhm....no....o.o;;

meh: YOU LIIIIIE!! *shakes fist at Aozora*

both:...*is tempted to poke Reynaldo* ._.

*cough*

Please ignore me and my random futureness. ^-^

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*huggles Aozora* <3
 

Thelonepickle

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Stop trying to eat Reynaldo! XD

Uh... No comment. I'll update a bunch today probably maybe with run-on sentences. So there.
 

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meh: Pickle has convinced meh that Aozora didn't know about Ketso's futureness. *grumbles*Yeah, right...>_>

Aozora: I DIDN'T!! GRRR! RAWR!! >_<

meh: NHEHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*series of weird sounds curtesy of meh & Aozora*
 
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