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Piku strapped her seat belt around her. Kat did the same. Then her sister realized that you had to actually buckle the seat belt in and cried when it snapped her in the face. Piku laughed.
The two were in seperate ships. Piku was in a W.U.R.M., and Kat was in Pocky's pit. They were linked directly by a tracter beam. Only spelled right. It was incredibly dramatic. Piku turned on her walkie-talkie-intercom system. Immediately, she heard a whiney voice over the speakers.
"THIS GUMMI LACKS PRETTY PENGIES!" Gerard complained.
"I WANT MY BISHIES!" Myra yelled over the speakers as Piku's eye twitched madly.
"What does this button do?" Ketso said suddenly. Everyone was silent for a minute.
"Press it." Gerard could be seen leaning forward in his W.U.R.M.
"Yeah, Ketso. Press it." Myra said. She was fogging up the windshield and drawing little hearts. And transmution circles. Suddenly, a huge jet of plasma singed the wing of Piku's W.U.R.M. Kat went ballistic.
"THAT GUMMI IS WORTH MORE THAN YOU MAKE IN YOUR-"
"-I'm gonna kill things!" Piku yelled suddenly. She revved her W.U.R.M.'s engine up and slammed into the nearest enemy. Kat's eyes bugged out as a holographic image of the younger sister appeared on the side of Piku's windshield.
"What do you think you're doing?! MY W.U.R.M.!!!"
"You sound like Oogie. Shut up. Bye-bye."
"NO, DON'T!" Kat was cut off when Piku shut off the radio. Piku spun out of sight from the mother-ship, leaving the others astounded.
"I STILL WANT A PRETTY PENGY!" Gerard yelled. He shook his fist at the radio. "If you don't go, Mr. Gummi-W.U.R.M., I'm going to hold my breath."
The gummi didn't say anything, much to Gerard's surprise. He crossed his arms. "Oh, so that's how you wanna play."
Myra found the flame-cannons and several enemies. She spun around, flames shooting everwhere. "FIYAH!" She yelled enthusiastically and made obsessive giggling noises. Suddenly, a hamster appeared on her head, calling out in a high-pitched voice, "SHAZAM!"
Myra stared at the flames in front of her, leaving herself open for an attack. Three heartless ships crawled up behind her.
Kaze and Ketso saw it. They quickly sliced through space to get to Myra's ship. Then, they saw each other. It turned into a game of chicken. Neither was turning back -OR helping Myra- and both were heading towards each other. With a huge crash, the two bounced back away from each other, just in time to see a curious, sleek ship appear between them. The ship fired shining purple beams at the three heartless ships, destroying them in three hits.
Kaze and Ketso slumped in their seats, folding their arms and glowering. Myra leaned over in her seat, trying to see through the heavily-tinted windows of this intruding gummi. "Bishie?" she murmered thoughtfully. Ketso and Kaze cursed under their breaths.
They didn't have time to think this over, because they suddenly received a message from the newcomer. He'd found their radio frequency. "Hey... That's twelve kills, if anyone wanted to know."
The voice was male, and about their age. Simmering, Ketso and Kaze engaged in a race to the most kills. The sleek gummi sliced through the black nothingness with extreme ease.
"Twenty one!" Ketso said triumphantly. The newcomer laughed.
"Forty-three," Kaze said lazily. Ketso was shocked. He quickly rounded on a few more enemies, and the numbers continued to grow, though nobody knew who was in the lead.
Kat was using every ounce of her strength not to go into the fetal position. "My beautiful ships... The dents... THINK OF THE DENTS!"
Amme, who was helping to pilot Pocky, slapped Kat. "Pull yourself together!"
Kat nodded, suddenly becoming brave. She took a deep breath and charged. Pocky barrel-rolled, taking out about seventy heartless ships. Kat sighed, trying to relax. Nothing had penetrated Pocky- the shields were super strong. The ship would be okay. She glared and dove into more enemies. They had to win. If they won, she'd have her pick of devices from those Heartless Ships. Pocky could use a nicer cloaking device.
Meanwhile, Piku turned on her radio. Immediately, she was bombarded with angry Kat-messages.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?! THE TRACTOR BEAM ISN'T WORKING! YOU WENT TOO FAR!"
"I'm playing."
"Well... What's your score?" That was Ketso. Kat had given up and gleefully taken out a few hundred more gummis with a spinning flail as she blasted from ever weapon.
Piku counted in her head. "I haven't been keeping track. I'm guessing about five hundred."
Kaze and Ketso glowered. "No fair. Start from zero. You have to keep track, or it doesn't count."
Piku shrugged. "Okay. I'll tell you when I catch up."
Ketso sighed with relief. He was winning; he knew it. He charged into the next group of enemies, trying to tell himself that they were almost there. It seemed, however, that for every enemy that went down, five more ships replaced him. Not that Ketso was discouraged. His score was at an impressive 407. That was impressive... Right?
Kaze counted absent-mindedly. "Four hundred twenty seven... Four hundred twenty eight... Four hundred twenty nine..."
Sora pouted, wondering what to do. He pressed a button randomly. A small beam shot out of his W.U.R.M. It hit a heartless ship, though all it did was scratch the paint.
"I SHOT SOMETHING!" Sora said, happily. Then he tried to remember how to shoot things again.
Gerard turned blue. The gummi still didn't say anything.
Myra syncronised five fire cannons. They built themselves up until five balls of fire had formed a giant, boiling orb of flames. She released. The ball of energy rolled through countless enemies, throwing gummi blocks everywhere. Quickly she zoomed around, counting the ships.
"Fifteen-twenty two... Fifteen twenty-three... I killed one thousand, five hundred, twenty-three! Do I win yet?!" Myra said excitedly.
Piku, Kaze, and Ketso stared. They were all under twelve-hundred. There was only one thing to do. Lie.
"Well, you've almost caught up!" Piku said, encouragingly.
"I've only got you by a few," Ketso assured.
"...I'm winning." Kaze said.
Myra looked slightly crestfallen. Immediately, Ketso and Kaze took out fifty enemies with large neon blasts. Myra beamed. "My bishies pwn the heartless!"
Then, something happened. A large planet came in sight. The heartless ships seemed to be retreating to that planet. The forgotten black ship with the purple blasters flew in front of Pocky.
"Follow them!" the hidden boy inside called. Kat nodded. Amme shouted over the intercom, "Get to that planet!"
Ketso glared at Kaze. Kaze glared at Ketso. It was suddenly a race to the finish line.
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Was it long enough?
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Piku strapped her seat belt around her. Kat did the same. Then her sister realized that you had to actually buckle the seat belt in and cried when it snapped her in the face. Piku laughed.
The two were in seperate ships. Piku was in a W.U.R.M., and Kat was in Pocky's pit. They were linked directly by a tracter beam. Only spelled right. It was incredibly dramatic. Piku turned on her walkie-talkie-intercom system. Immediately, she heard a whiney voice over the speakers.
"THIS GUMMI LACKS PRETTY PENGIES!" Gerard complained.
"I WANT MY BISHIES!" Myra yelled over the speakers as Piku's eye twitched madly.
"What does this button do?" Ketso said suddenly. Everyone was silent for a minute.
"Press it." Gerard could be seen leaning forward in his W.U.R.M.
"Yeah, Ketso. Press it." Myra said. She was fogging up the windshield and drawing little hearts. And transmution circles. Suddenly, a huge jet of plasma singed the wing of Piku's W.U.R.M. Kat went ballistic.
"THAT GUMMI IS WORTH MORE THAN YOU MAKE IN YOUR-"
"-I'm gonna kill things!" Piku yelled suddenly. She revved her W.U.R.M.'s engine up and slammed into the nearest enemy. Kat's eyes bugged out as a holographic image of the younger sister appeared on the side of Piku's windshield.
"What do you think you're doing?! MY W.U.R.M.!!!"
"You sound like Oogie. Shut up. Bye-bye."
"NO, DON'T!" Kat was cut off when Piku shut off the radio. Piku spun out of sight from the mother-ship, leaving the others astounded.
"I STILL WANT A PRETTY PENGY!" Gerard yelled. He shook his fist at the radio. "If you don't go, Mr. Gummi-W.U.R.M., I'm going to hold my breath."
The gummi didn't say anything, much to Gerard's surprise. He crossed his arms. "Oh, so that's how you wanna play."
Myra found the flame-cannons and several enemies. She spun around, flames shooting everwhere. "FIYAH!" She yelled enthusiastically and made obsessive giggling noises. Suddenly, a hamster appeared on her head, calling out in a high-pitched voice, "SHAZAM!"
Myra stared at the flames in front of her, leaving herself open for an attack. Three heartless ships crawled up behind her.
Kaze and Ketso saw it. They quickly sliced through space to get to Myra's ship. Then, they saw each other. It turned into a game of chicken. Neither was turning back -OR helping Myra- and both were heading towards each other. With a huge crash, the two bounced back away from each other, just in time to see a curious, sleek ship appear between them. The ship fired shining purple beams at the three heartless ships, destroying them in three hits.
Kaze and Ketso slumped in their seats, folding their arms and glowering. Myra leaned over in her seat, trying to see through the heavily-tinted windows of this intruding gummi. "Bishie?" she murmered thoughtfully. Ketso and Kaze cursed under their breaths.
They didn't have time to think this over, because they suddenly received a message from the newcomer. He'd found their radio frequency. "Hey... That's twelve kills, if anyone wanted to know."
The voice was male, and about their age. Simmering, Ketso and Kaze engaged in a race to the most kills. The sleek gummi sliced through the black nothingness with extreme ease.
"Twenty one!" Ketso said triumphantly. The newcomer laughed.
"Forty-three," Kaze said lazily. Ketso was shocked. He quickly rounded on a few more enemies, and the numbers continued to grow, though nobody knew who was in the lead.
Kat was using every ounce of her strength not to go into the fetal position. "My beautiful ships... The dents... THINK OF THE DENTS!"
Amme, who was helping to pilot Pocky, slapped Kat. "Pull yourself together!"
Kat nodded, suddenly becoming brave. She took a deep breath and charged. Pocky barrel-rolled, taking out about seventy heartless ships. Kat sighed, trying to relax. Nothing had penetrated Pocky- the shields were super strong. The ship would be okay. She glared and dove into more enemies. They had to win. If they won, she'd have her pick of devices from those Heartless Ships. Pocky could use a nicer cloaking device.
Meanwhile, Piku turned on her radio. Immediately, she was bombarded with angry Kat-messages.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?! THE TRACTOR BEAM ISN'T WORKING! YOU WENT TOO FAR!"
"I'm playing."
"Well... What's your score?" That was Ketso. Kat had given up and gleefully taken out a few hundred more gummis with a spinning flail as she blasted from ever weapon.
Piku counted in her head. "I haven't been keeping track. I'm guessing about five hundred."
Kaze and Ketso glowered. "No fair. Start from zero. You have to keep track, or it doesn't count."
Piku shrugged. "Okay. I'll tell you when I catch up."
Ketso sighed with relief. He was winning; he knew it. He charged into the next group of enemies, trying to tell himself that they were almost there. It seemed, however, that for every enemy that went down, five more ships replaced him. Not that Ketso was discouraged. His score was at an impressive 407. That was impressive... Right?
Kaze counted absent-mindedly. "Four hundred twenty seven... Four hundred twenty eight... Four hundred twenty nine..."
Sora pouted, wondering what to do. He pressed a button randomly. A small beam shot out of his W.U.R.M. It hit a heartless ship, though all it did was scratch the paint.
"I SHOT SOMETHING!" Sora said, happily. Then he tried to remember how to shoot things again.
Gerard turned blue. The gummi still didn't say anything.
Myra syncronised five fire cannons. They built themselves up until five balls of fire had formed a giant, boiling orb of flames. She released. The ball of energy rolled through countless enemies, throwing gummi blocks everywhere. Quickly she zoomed around, counting the ships.
"Fifteen-twenty two... Fifteen twenty-three... I killed one thousand, five hundred, twenty-three! Do I win yet?!" Myra said excitedly.
Piku, Kaze, and Ketso stared. They were all under twelve-hundred. There was only one thing to do. Lie.
"Well, you've almost caught up!" Piku said, encouragingly.
"I've only got you by a few," Ketso assured.
"...I'm winning." Kaze said.
Myra looked slightly crestfallen. Immediately, Ketso and Kaze took out fifty enemies with large neon blasts. Myra beamed. "My bishies pwn the heartless!"
Then, something happened. A large planet came in sight. The heartless ships seemed to be retreating to that planet. The forgotten black ship with the purple blasters flew in front of Pocky.
"Follow them!" the hidden boy inside called. Kat nodded. Amme shouted over the intercom, "Get to that planet!"
Ketso glared at Kaze. Kaze glared at Ketso. It was suddenly a race to the finish line.
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Was it long enough?