PLOT TWIST: Kingdom Hearts Style

[Oracle Spockanort]

Simple rules!

Make a statement, the statement that follows adds a twist!

Sora found a seagull egg to take on the raft with Riku and Kairi.

The seagull egg was really Xehanort all along.

I'll start things off!

Terra was ready to go on his morning jog now that he finally fixed his hair.

 

[Chuman]

but his athletic pants gained sentience and swore to destroy xehanort.

riku went on his usual evening stroll when his laces came untied

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

That was when Sora came and stole his shoes screaming about how his Riku collection would finally be complete.

Sora hoped nobody minded that he ate the last piece of pizza.

 

[Chuman]

once sora removed the final 13th slice, the sky opened up and the true pizza hearts was born.

roxas woke up the first day of summer, planning it out like usual...

 

[hemmoheikkinen]

But Roxas realized it wasn`t actually summer morning but winter, and he was late from school. Principal Ultimecia would be mad.

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

Principal Ultimecia was really just an angry cat.

Hayner couldn't hold back his tears any longer, so he shoveled more sea salt ice cream into his mouth.

 

[Chuman]

the ice cream was really xehanort's seed, now the disgruntled haynort burns the land seeking retribution against roxas.

sora came home like every other night and prepared to eat his dinner...

 

[BufferAqua]

His dinner turned out to be a monster.

Riku kissed Sora.

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

It was just a cardboard cutout.

Saix burned with a passion and he could not contain his feelings no longer!

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

He just HAD to buy every Tsum Tsum in existence!

Ansem desperately wanted Riku's body.

 

[Anagram]

Yes it was for perverted reasons.

The Organization wasn't very organized.

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

They put sugar in the salt shaker and salt in the sugar jar.

Kairi was running as fast as she could

 

[Chuman]

xehanort cutting off her legs really slowed her down.

sora received the call from goofy at 4am

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

"gawrsh Sora, I just can't keep doing this anymore. I'm breaking up with you for Pete. we're already at the airport on a plane to vegas"

Sometimes at night Riku would look up at the stars and think about everything.

 

[redcrown]

"gawrsh Sora, I just can't keep doing this anymore. I'm breaking up with you for Pete. we're already at the airport on a plane to vegas"

Sometimes at night Riku would look up at the stars and think about everything.

The stars he was gazing at were digital and everything he knew was a lie.

Sora lost the charm Kairi gave him.

 

[Anagram]

Bishienort stole it and used it to propose to his sweetheart which was Kairi's grandmother.

Lea once didn't get it memorized.

 

[BlackOsprey]

Was it banana bread or carrot cake that Isa had wanted? He really couldn't remember.

Sora charged up the Darkside's arm and slammed the Keyblade against its face.

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

"Oh my~" said the Darkside, its cheeks dusted a light pink.

Xion held the microphone to her mouth as a song began to play on the speakers.

 

[BlackOsprey]

Instead of the song she was expecting, she was startled by the sudden blast of "WHEN YOU WALK AWAY YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY-"

Roxas woke up from a very weird dream.

 

[Anagram]

And fell back asleep shortly after.

Namine decided to use art pens one day.