PLOT TWIST: Kingdom Hearts Style

[BlackOsprey]

The ink bled through the pages, and soon everyone's memories were beyond messed up.

Xigbar smirked, wondering why these kids always glared at him like he'd drowned their goldfish.

 

[redcrown]

Xigabar has forgotten memories buried in heart of being a poor petshop keeper.

Sora forgot the food for their raft journey.

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

Sandy Claws came on his sleigh and gave them a year's worth of fruitcake to enjoy, despite it weighing down their raft and causing it to sink into the ocean.

Tron took a quick break from reading the security data.

 

[BlackOsprey]

It was just enough time for a ton of annoying bug blocks to swarm into Space Paranoids.

Riku dropped a log on top of Sora.

 

[skyfoxx]

Because the log was a good log, it became a real boy.

One day, Goofy decided to take a vacation to Destiny Islands.

 

[redcrown]

He could only afford to room at a sleazy with a polluted beach.

Sora got an invitation to Maleficent's wedding.

 

[Anagram]

Only to realize he's the groom.

Riku, as Sora's best man, reacted in a certain way.

 

[khluva010]

He told himself "not today" as he put the paopu fruit back in his pocket.

Meanwhile, Kairi took a trip to Radiant Garden to visit her Grandmother

 

[Anagram]

Only for a wolf to stop her on her way asking for directions.

Elsewhere Aqua just finished baking.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

Terra popped out of her cake in sexy lingerie.

Ansem wrote a book about darkness.

 

[Chuman]

50 shades was to be his greatest villainous triumph.

after years of licencing issues, luxord's casino was finally able to open.

 

[BlackOsprey]

It was promptly shut down by the KHII censors.

Surrounded by Neoshadows, Roxas summoned his Keyblades.

 

[Chuman]

this was to be the best concert he's ever done.

xehanort FINALLY got his bosley hair kit in the mail

 

[Xickin]

Little did he know that it was that very kit which would cause him to go COMPLETELY bald (and I mean COMPLETELY)

Everyone in the KH universe got together with their destined and intended waifu's and husbandos

 

[Neyan]

Except everyone turned out to be Xehanort

Kairi finally gets to kick someone's ass in KH3

 

[Grizzly]

Turns out she beat up a Moogle who took too much of her munny through an honest misunderstanding.

Xehanort turns out to be not so bad and marries Kairi.

 

[hemmoheikkinen]

Kairi was the actually villain and mastermind of the KH-series all along, and in their wedding night she murders Xehanort while laughing manically.

Riku walked trough the halls of Hollow Bastion, thinking of Kairi and her future.

 

[Xickin]

*CENSORED*

Ventus, Sora, and Roxas finally meet each other face to face...to face

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

*CENSORED*

Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather give Kairi and Lea new clothes.

 

[Xickin]

Unfortunately Lea got the same clothes as Kairi

Sora and Xehanort finally meet to do battle.