PLOT TWIST: Kingdom Hearts Style

[redcrown]

Sora and Xehanort's dialogue before the final battle escalates into a rap battle.

Riku accidentally cut his hair too short.

 

[DarkGrey Heroine]

Riku then uses the cut-off hair to make painting brushes and gives them to Namine as gifts of love.

Aqua likes baking sweets but Terra doesn't like sweets at all.

 

[Xickin]

Unfortunately Aqua is trapped in the Dark in Meridian and Terra's body and heart are being held captive by Master Xehanort...so you know...no baking.

The origins of Kingdom Hearts, Keyblades, and every character's involvement, importance, background, and future are revealed.

 

[BlackOsprey]

Everything was based on a fanfiction that Nomura had wrote as a kid.

Leon tried to show Sora how to use a computer.

 

[Xickin]

Sora then accidentally created Skynet

The biggest FF and KH original character crossover occurred as a special for KH3

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

Unfortunately it was on Once Upon a Time.

Xemnas was sitting in his chair.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

He sat there for months .

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

He was just napping.

Ephemera walks up to the door with a box of pizza.

 

[Launchpad]

but he was actually walking in well known Italian mafia territory and they didn't appreciate his cultural appropriation. they beat his fresh ass and ate the pizza for free

Ansem lights the candles for a romantic dinner with the Guardian...

 

[Chuman]

...of the galaxy, star lord. ansem laid out his insecurites on the table and they cried.

roxas had enough. he went to twilight town high and opened his duffel...

 

[Launchpad]

.. coat. The inside was sticky and smelled bad. Pence kept raising his eyebrows and winking at Roxas throughout AP History.

Sora didn't expect Riku to pull a gun out after losing the Keyblade...

 

[Muke]

... so he yelled
"RIKUUUU, WHAT IS THAAAT"

Kairi was about to hug Terra, when suddenly...

 

[Launchpad]

Terra had a bit of a 'pickle surprise' for ol' Kairi and let's just say he had one too many 'tents' in his inventory. Kairi got impaled


At last! Sora, Donald, and their good pal Goofy are finally able to travel to worlds based on Warner Bros properties!!! But something was wrong....

 

[Squood!]

Bugs Bunny had become a tyrant and ruled all those worlds, and he didn't take kindly to Disney characters on his turf anymore.

Roxas went to the store to get his favorite ice cream when...

 

[YoungXehanort]

pete was the mastermind all along O_O

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

And after Pete revealed himself as the mastermind behind ice cream he offers Roxas to join Ice Cream XIII.

*whispers to YoungXehanort above* read the first post


Kairi is cutting Riku's hair when....

 

[Chuman]

...the wig falls off. riku has cancer from overexposure to darkness and has 2 years to live.

xehanort, eraqus and yen sid are playing a heated game of cards against humanity...

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

Then they all died of old age.

Ava and the Dandelions gathered at the fountain when....