Puns Thread

[Chuuya]

Basic rule: Have fun! Your choice to either post a pun related to KH or not! Either way, let's have a PUN time! But they MUST be puns *coughMUKEcough*! Yes, you can use puns that you've used in previous threads, but you at least need to have some new ones. Make sure you still follow forum rules, I'm not lion guys. Man, puns are so punny. If you have any questions, I'll be in my office sleeping.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

You want me to taco'bout puns? Soy, I'm gum!

 

[Silh]

Britain discovered a weird way to lose pounds overnight

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

I was going to hire contractors to replace my windows, but it was too much of a pane.

 

[Chuuya]

I'm owl by myself, you guys don't carrot all! Yet I feel grate somehow.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

Why can't we be fronds why can't we be fronds ♪

 

[AuroraX]

Some folks might think this thread is a punishment.

 

[Chuman]

why did the chicken cross the road?

because it crossed him

 

[Recon]

What do you call a hungry train? A chew chew train.

 

[Chuman]

What do you call a hungry train? A chew chew train.

eat a train

this is your training day

 

[Recon]

What did the covers say when they fell off the bed? "Oh, sheet!"

 

[Chuman]

GoT has killed more starks than an iron man origin story

 

[Chuuya]

*Yawn* Good morning everyone! I'll go eat some delicious PUNcakes!

 

[Cassette-Disk]

You know, my good friend Max has been buying a lot of books lately. He's running out of room and when he eventually gets crushed by book piles, he'll have no one to blame but himshelf.

 

[Recon]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

 

[Squood!]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

I was trying to think of a good Kingdom Hearts pun, but they were all Terrable.

 

[TheAuronSavior]

I was Sora tired today, so I decided to sleep on the couch. My dad then came in and Kairied me to my bed.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

All the while he sang Riku-bye baby.

 

[AuroraX]

Periodically I like to tell chemistry jokes but sadly most of the best ones argon.