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Forgotten_Memory

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Bad jokes?!? just about every joke my Dad tells falls into that category!
My favourite of his jokes is the dead horse joke, but it's kinda long:

Mr A was walking down the street when mr B ran up to him
B: Hey mate, can you help me? I need to move this dead horse down the street (points out dead horse on the sidewalk)
A: Well, i'm on my way to work, but as long as it's only just down the street.
So they drag this horse down the street to Mr B's front yard. Mr A goes to walk off.
B: Wait, wait! Can you help me drag this 'ere dead horse up the front steps and into the front hall of me house?
Mr A looks at his watch.
A: Fine, lets just hurry, I don't want to be late.
They drag the dead horse up the stairs, and after a struggle, squashed the horse through the doorway into the Hall. Mr A turns to leave.
B: No, wait! Please help me! I need to drag this dead horse up the stairs and into the bathroom.
A: I'm running late!
B: Please???? (begs on his knees)
A: (sighs) Ok, but you owe me a favour.
They drag the horse up the stairs and heave it into the bathtub. Both men are sweaty and panting with the effort.
A: Excuse me for asking, but why did you need a dead horse in the bathtub? Rather unusual décor.
B: Well, I live with my older brother, who is a complete know-it-all. Everything I say, he has to correct me or add extra details, just to make me feel stupid. So I figured, when my brother gets home from work today, he will go upstairs and sit down on the toilet, and see the dead horse. Then he will come running downstairs and say to me: "Bob, Bob! There's a dead horse in the bath!"

And for once i'll be able to say "I know!"

Bad, huh??
 

soki

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I have one and it's a bush bash

BushSr. and BushJr. and discussing stratagey

BushSr.:Son your plan in Iraq is the same as my plan with your mother, I didn't pull out fast enough
 

Zeph

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Okay, Wanna hear a dirty joke? Jonny fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

not very funny, but I thought it was when I heard it *after 30 min. sleep*
 

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how did the chewing gum cross the road?
it was stuck to the chickens leg!
ha ha good night people you've been a wondeful audience.
 
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