Really bad Kingdom Hearts puns 2

[Chuuya]

Pun rolling in....... Who would use a shield? That'd just be Goofy!

 

[Muke]

I guess so. But wouldn't that be rape?

So what

 

[KingdomSlayer2]

So what

Legal consequnces? Oh yeah, this Kingdom Hearts, where no law enforcement exist so they can rape whoever they want and then get away with it.

 

[aqualight]

Legal consequnces? Oh yeah, this Kingdom Hearts, where no law enforcement exist so they can rape whoever they want and then get away with it.

not to rain on your parade but the world of kingdom hearts, other than whatever the fuck xehanort be doing, is so disney-fied. i wouldn't be surprised if it was canon if 'mummies got pregnant when a mummy and a daddy who love each other very much get naked and kiss', maybe they don't even have genitals it's just smooth like dolls.

What did Wakka and Tidus do in their summer vacation? They took a selphie.

 

[Sally-boiii]

If Riku had a heartless and a nobody and they were all together at the same time, would they be called Rikubed?

 

[Muke]

If Riku had a heartless and a nobody and they were all together at the same time, would they be called Rikubed?

holy cow
why







also i dont think aqua looks gorgeus at all. in faact, i think she looks ugly af!!!!

 

[Chuuya]

Man, you guys Braig about your puns while mine are Terrable.

 

[TheAuronSavior]

Ooh, puns. Let me try:
They call me Minnie-me at school.