Okay, by now we should all know that the ol' fat isn't real and if you still believe in him then you got some issues that I don't want to know about. But something came up in mind when my prissy little step-sister came up to me and asked if I knew where Santa lived. Now, at that moment, boiling rage filled me. I have a thing against the whole idea of Santa. Basically it's a lazy fat guy, that sits on his bouncy arse and works only once a year. Not only that but he has midgets, oh sorry, "little people" doing manual labor! He doesn't even pay them, he just wiggles his obese arse over to them and calls them a Ho in a clever way. Then he takes all their hardwork away. No, he doesn't let them have what they sweated over, He takes their sh*t and gives it to the some supposedly "good" children. And another thing, He knows when you are sleeping and he knows when you are awake, DOES ANYBODY ESLE FIND THAT SOMEWHAT PERVERTED?! The guy is literally stalking kids! I can just picture the sicko getting off with a candy cane while watching some elementary kids playing! Oh, and not to mention cruelty to animals, this pedophile uses 12 reindeer to fly his heavy ass around. Why won't he just use the damn airlines? Another thing, this man has got to be on some kind of drug. There is no way in hell that coffee can keep a person up while traveling all over the freaking world! When a human being can make a 24 hour trip across the globe, while 12 reigndeer pull his ass, then I'll praise Bush! AND another thing, doesn't it seem like the dude should be locked up, seeing on how he is breaking and entering houses, While everyone is alseep! And the thing is, NO ONE CARES! Their okay with some fat guy crawling down their freaking chimney in the middle of the night and drinking up all their damn milk! Why is that? Oh, because he bribes them with gifts. "Hey what the hell are you doing in my hous--OH MY GOD IS THAT A PS3?!" The thing is that while you're drooling over your gifts, the basterd probably stole some of your more useful items! And then, again, he gives his victorious shout by calling every a whore while flying through the air. Probably going to a Whore house because he damn sure ain't giving any to his wife!
So when my Step-sister asked me if I knew where he lived, instead of ruining her false, perverted fantasy, I walked away.
I do know one thing though, I am not going to feel my kid's minds with that BS. So I want to know what you opinions are on Santa.
So when my Step-sister asked me if I knew where he lived, instead of ruining her false, perverted fantasy, I walked away.
I do know one thing though, I am not going to feel my kid's minds with that BS. So I want to know what you opinions are on Santa.
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