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When the merchant woke up he saw Sora behind Kairi who was in a wheel chair.
Merchant:Ugh...What do you want?
Sora:For you to get the strange mood ring out of Kairi's eye.
Merchant:Why should I help you?
Sora:Because the girl responsible for you being here is right outside and she won't be held off forever.
Merchant: o.o....Fine I'll tell you...everything.
The merchant transforms revealing himself to be...
S and K:THATS IMPOSSIBLE!
Meanwhile where Riku is...
Riku:GET THESE PIXIES OFF OF ME!
The nurse walks in wearing a mask.
Nurse:Will you marry me?
Riku:Yeah sure I guess if it frees me and besides you look pretty...
The mask comes off revealing it to be Eezma from Emperor's New Groove.
Atnihs:Because I'm tired of more fan fics where Sora gets something like this.
Nomura:Hey you said you weren't gonna torment my characters!
Atnihs:Uh-Oh....Yeah....um....Hey look Lion King!
Back at the normal part of hospital...
Kairi:I can't believe that the merchant is actually...
Wakka walks in.
Kairi slaps Wakka senseless
Kairi:I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK TO ME FOR 200 DAYS!
Wakka:But I thought it was ok mon
Wakka walks out.
Sora:Now I can't believe that the merchant is actually...
Riku bursts in still tied to the chair.
Riku:SAVE ME FROM MARRYING EEZ-URK!
Sora grabbed Riku by the neck and through him down the hall to Eezma.
Kairi:I can't believe the merchant is actually....
Tidus and Selphie fall out of the with lipstick smacks all over Tidus.
Tidus:Hey look its...
End of chapter
Will Riku escape a horrible marriage?Will Tidus explain the reason he and Selphie were in the ceiling?Will Atnihs escape the wrath of Nomura?Will you finally here the merchant's name?Oh the suspense.
Ch. 6 1/2 RIku's Day Out
Riku is hiding on another world as fan girls run rampant through the streets.
Riku:Man its like they follow me everywhere.
Aerith is hugging Riku from behind him.
Riku: -_- Cloud is gonna kill me...
Aerith:Then we can be dead together...
Riku:GET OFF ME WOMAN!
Riku runs away being chased by a huge mob of fan girls.
He runs inside a huge trenchcoat factory.
Riku:Well this could help especially when I put on...THIS!
Holds up a blindfold and puts on a trenchcoat then walks on the roof with it on.
Riku:Where am i?
He takes the blind fold off.
Falls down in a dive form as kid that looks like Sora throws a keyblade to him and he still falls down.
A bunch of fan girls mourn Riku all smiling since they stole his body and one of them is a black mage.
Ladies and gentleman the true Deep Dive as it was first thought up.
Ch. 8 His Name is...
Riku finds himself tied up by pixies again.
He gets ready for Eezma to show up again but instead he is visited by his sister Rikku.
Rikku:Hey bro look who can't take being fan girl-ized.
Riku: Darn it sis just help me escape before Eezma gets back.
Rikku:Sure thing but you owe me.You see I promised to sell you to Paine since you are the only guy she has actually fallen for.
Riku:Well at least its not Eezma...
Rikku:She has a funny fetish for bringing pain to people shes dated.Kind of like snapping bones.
Riku:This stinks....CURSE YOU ATNIHS!
Atnihs is still running away from Nomura inside the world of Space Paranoid.
Atnihs:YOU CAN"T BEAT ME HAHAHAHA!
Nomura:You forget I am director of Kingdom Hearts 2.DELETE!
Huge hole appears in pixels and Atnihs falls down.
Everyone is staring at Tidus and Selphie.
Kairi:Yuna would be so sad after she got a special make over different from her KH2 look.
Selphie:I'll take care of the bimbo.
Yuna:BIMBO?!Come on you gonna get a butt woopin girl!
Selphie:Bring it hussy!
Tidus:Girls girls maybe yall should take it outside.While I get to watch hehe
The 3 of them leave.
Sora: o.o Anyways....long time no see Roxas.
Roxas:Yeah it was a great time except for when the scary girl attacked me.
Kairi: Ok now but why did you sell that ring?
Roxas:I needed some extra cash and you gave me enough to close it down.Where did you get so much anyways?
Kairi:Well unlike men we women actually save our munny rather than spending it on every single potion you find.
Roxas and Sora had that anime statue look on them feeling depressed.
Sora:So...how do we get the ring out of her eye?
Roxas: You have to kiss your true love in complete state.
Kairi: You just want me to kiss you too!
Roxas:Fine the real way is to drink some legendary fruit covered by an obscene amount of monsters because of the redundant use of this kind of cure.
Sora:Then lets go and since its your fault then you got to come with us too.
Roxas:After the crazy girl's kicking?I won't be able to fight monsters let alone walk straight.
Kairi:Fine we'll go without you but you are coming as soon as you get better.
Roxas:Fine fine see you later.
Kairi and Sora walk out the door and at the entrance notice that Yuna and Selphie are still fighting as Tidus is using a cam corder.
Tidus:Fine then I'll go with you on the quest.
Sora:*under his breath*If we're lucky one of the monsters will eat you...
Riku is being dragged on the ground by Rikku.
Rikku:You're going to love Paine.